第1章
姜甜死了。
tabenlaipengzhebaomihuazigedayazailubiankanliangdamachaojia，beigeguanggaopaizazhongnaodai，pengdeyixiajiuguale。
lilunshangtayinggaiqudifubaodaode，danxianzaipangbianhaoxiangyougesuizuiziniuzhengzuozaitapangbianqiaogeerlangtuikeguazi，zuilihaitaotaogebuting。
【eyo，huaiwangfuliangkouziyaolaixuanguinvle，neiliangyangoukendingyaoxuanzheigezhangdezuipiaoliangde，haishigegangmansisuidegunv，neiwojiugenzhezheixiaojiemeichiguaba。】
【kexizheijiemeiyehuobulejizhangjiudesi，daoshihouhaidehuansuzhu，dicengdagongrenketaikule，temiaodechiguahaidexiebaogao，sheidonga！】
有瓜？！
jiangtiansoudezhengkaiyanzuoqilai：“shaguashagua？sheishihuaiwanga？youguayiqichiajiemei！”
【maye！jianguile！ninengtingjianwoshuohua？】
neikeguazideshengyintingle，sizhoukongwuyiren，jiangtianquetingjianyourenzaierbiandigu：“buyinggaia，woshezhipingbilezheigeweimianderena......jiemei，nigaibuhuishigechuanyuelaidedaomeidanba？”
jiangtian：......？
tabaojinxiaobeizihuanguyiquansizhou，toudingshididaloushuidemaowuding，shenxiashiyiduifameidedaocao，shenshangyeshihuipupudepoyifu。
qiangshangdetongjingzhongyingchuyizhangnaihuhudepiaoliangxiaolian，dayanjingtouluzheqingchedeyuchunhemangran。
jianguile！chigeguahainengbazijizhengchuanle？
meidengjiangtianhuishen，fangmenhuranbeipengdechuaikai。
yigekanshangquniansuibudadexiaoyatouchongjinlai，chazheyaoyizhiqishichongtakaikou：“xiaojianren，niminghaitingda，he，woquannizuihaolaolaoshishidaizaizheibiechulai，jiusuanniqujianlehuaiwang，huaiwangyebuhuitiaonizheigeqiongsuanyatoude！”
jiangtianmanlianmomingkanzheta，ancuocuowenneiweitongzijiemei：“nizhidaotasheima？”
neikeguazideshengyinyouxiangle：【zheikejiushuolaihuazhangle，zheishijiangjiacuncunzhangdexiaonverjiangyueer，congxiaogennizheijushentideyuanzhubuduifu，yuanzhuzhangdepiaoliang，kexishigelailubumingdeguer，chibaijiafanzhangdade，congxiaojiubei......ge，jiubeijiangyueerqifu，kecanle！】
【e，qianliangtianjiangyueerhaibayuanzhutuixiashui，haidetafagaoshao，wogujijiushiyuanzhubeizhetengsinicainengchuanguolai......duile，nizenmesidea？】
jiangtian：......zheidaoyemeibiyaoti。
“suoyixianzaishishenmeqingkuang？nimenshuodehuaiwangshisheia？”
xitong：【huaiwangshibenchaoweiyiyigeyixingwang，zhangongbiaobing，keshuaikeshuaidedashu！zezeze，haiyoubakuaifujini，neishencai......】
jiangtianzuijiaoyizhenchou：“nixianbiefahuachi，shuozhongdian。”
【哦。】
naodailichuanlaijiaoshupiandeshengyin，xitonghanhukaikou：【huaiwanghehuaiwangfeiyizhiwusuochu，suoyixianglingyangyigenver，jiudaohuaiwangdelaojialaitiaoxuanshilingdexiaonvhai。】
【zheigejiangyueerxiangquwangfuxiangfu，jiujuedingxianlaijinggaozuikenengbeixuanshangdenige，bijingniwufuwumuzhangdehaihaokan，re，tabeihouhaizuanzhekuaishitou，yaoshinibutinghua，jiuyaokuangkuangjiniyixiale。】
jiangtianyimiao，huo，haizhenshi。
zheinengguanzheta？quwangfuguohaorizi，zongbidangguerqiangba。
taqingleqingsangzi，daliangyizhenjiangyueerneizhangyouheiyoupangdelian，hengleyisheng：“kanbushangwo，nandaoyaoxuannizheigedaheimeiqiuma？jiunizheiyangde，wanshangdiuledoumeirenzhaodezheni。”
jiangyueerdunshiqijibaihuai！
tazhangdebuhaokan，danzuihenbierenshuotashigeheipangzi，zheigepingshiweiweinuonuodejianyatouzenmegan！
“我杀了你！”
tazuanzheneishitoupuguolai，yangshoujiuyaozazaijiangtiannaodaishang。
jiangtianzaoyouzhunbei，shenjiaojiushiyiban。
jiangyueeraodeyishengshuailegegoukenni，jiangtianchenjiyipiguzuozaitabeishang，padeyibazhangpaitahounaoshaoshang。
“hengheng！qifugunainaiwo！kanwozoubuzounijiuwanshile！”
taqizaitayaoshangchezhetatoufa，naixiongnaixiongdao：“nizhidaocuolemei！”
jiangyueerbeidamengle，aodeyishengkulechulai：“ni，nigandawo！wodieniangbuhuifangguonide！niyebiexiangjinwangfu！”
jiangtianyouhengleyisheng：“doubeiwodakulehaizuiying，diurenxianyan！”
taqiangzoujiangyueershoulideshitoudiuzaiyibian，ancuocuowenxitong：“woshibushichaoshuaide？kuaikuawo！zanmenxianzaijiuquzhaowodewangyedieba，wosuiranbushishukongdanshishuaidashudangdiezhendehenkea！buguotazhendehuixuanwomie？”
【ngngng，shuaishuaishuai！】
xitongyuqifuyan：【nibuyongquzhao，tamenmashangjiuguolaile，anzhaojubenjinzhan，tawenwendexuanni，fangxinba。】
jiangtianzhabazheyanjing：“youjubena？neiwokaijubeipaohuiqifu，ranhoubeiwangyelingyang，kendingshigetuanchongnvzhujubenge？”
xitongdunleliangkoukele，halekouqi：【jiemei，napanizhangdemei，yebunengxiangdeneimemei，niyejiushigepaohui，huaiwanghehuaiwangfeidoushijubenlidefanpai，huijingchengmeiduojiujiubeichachulaiyitumoufan，quanjiachuyijixing。】
【nizheigeyangnv......haoxiangbeishilingchide？】
姜甜：？！
“你不早说！”
tashunjianmazhuale：“neiwobeixuanshangqibushisongsi！peipeipei！woliule！”
xitongtanlekouqi：【bieliule，nihuitouba。】
“回毛啊回！”
jiangtianqijibaihuai，zhuanshenxiangpaolu，quekanjianmenkouzhanzhegeshenxinggaodayishenjinpaodeshuaidashu，zhengdengzhedayanyilianmengbikanzheta。
“......”
taxiayishikanzheshuaidashudeyao。
【kanzhetingxi，zhendeyoubakuaifujima？】
xitong：【zhenyou，nijitadangnverbudannengkantafuji，hainengrangtayongfujijinisuidashi，talaonvernule，kexigangyongyouguainvermeiduojiujiugale。】
【kao！wobuxiangkanfujisuidashi！xianzaiwogaizenmeban？！kebunengrangtabawodaihuiqua！woshenshangtonggongmeijiliangrou，beilingchiyepianbulejipianxialaia！】
jiangtianhunshenjiangying，xiaozuijinbizhe，naoziliquebuduangenxitongtaotao：【jiujiuwojiujiuwojiujiuwo！woyaoshibeipianerlezuoguidoubuhuifangguonide！】
xitong：【wozhishigechiguaxitongzhendejiubuleni，zheiyangba，nibeiqiepianzhihouwohuijinishaodianguaziniurouganshupianrangnidanggebaosiguide，guai，woxianbanijingyinhaohaochiguale。】
jiangtian：......qiao！
kanzhezhigougoudingzhetadeshuaidashu，tazhijuedetoupifama。
lujinghuaizhoujinlemei，kanzhemianqianneixiaoyatoushensejingkongdingzheziji，yanzhugululuzhuan，xinliwanfenyihuo。
tashitingcunminshuozheiliyougewufuwumudeguer，caixiangguolaiwenwen，tashifouyuanyigenzijihuiqu。
qiliaocaidaomenkou，quetingjianlimianyougehaizizaixuxutaotao，haishuoshenmeshukong，shuaidashu......wangyedie。
tahaoqijinlaiqiao，jiukanjianzheiyatoudingzheziji，mingmingmeishuohua，tanaozilineihaizideshengyinquehaizaixianggebuting，haishuoshenmebeilingchi，fujisuidashi？
究竟是怎么回事？
【suanle！duyiba！tajiranshizhaoyangnv，kendingxihuanneizhongguaiqiaode，wozhiyaozhuangdebuguai，takendingjiuxianqiwole！】
naozilineishengyinzaicixiangqilai，lujinghuaihaimeihuiguoshen，jiukanjianxiaoyatouchazheyaozhizhetanaixiongnaixiongkaikou：“ni，nizheichoubaguai，chuangjinbenguniangjializuoshenme！chu，chuqu！buranwokezounila！”