第1章 开局三娃苦哈哈

zhuziyeshizainvrenjianruidejiaomashenghehaizidekushengzhonghuifuyishide,zhengkaiyandeshunjian,quanshizhenjinghebukesiyi。

tajuranmeisi,haichuanyuele?

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zheishengyin,kezhenshicaozayourenao,rangrenzhoumeifanzaodetongshi,youneimezhenshidereleiyingkuang。

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“wuwu~a~~wu~~“

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erta,zhengtangzaixixiangfangnanwudechuangzidixia,shenxiayouzhangcaoxizi。

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就……呵呵。

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……

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“唉~”

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