wochixiao：“shenyan，wojide，niyijingxiangwoyeyetichuquxiaowawaqin。”
shenyanmianseyihong，zuohaixiuzhuang：“neishiwobudongshi，shushu，nikeyiyuanliangwodenianshaoqingkuangma？”
“shenyan，niheyunranduiwoshuoguodehuawodoujizheni。erqie，wokemeiyouchihuitoucaodexiguan。”woqixiaole，zheirenhaobuyaolian。
“让开！”
“wobu！chufeiwotingdaonishuoyuanliangwo。”
woshizaishoubuleshenyandeliangfumiankong，huidaocesuonaqiyibingtuobazhanlehuangheizhiwu，xuanzhuanzhechaoshenyanchongguoqu。
shenyanduobishankai，wochenjiliulechuqu，zouzhiqianhaibatuobatouenzaitanaodaishang，fangzhitajishituoshen。
huidaobaoxiang，suoyirendouyilianbianmi。
meiyourenshuohua，danwokeyikandaotamentoudingdezimu。
【shenyanjiushiyigehuotuotuodefenghuangnana！kanyunjiajiemeinagenengjichengjiazhuzhiweijiutaohaonage。】
【shibaniandeqingmeishuopaoqijiupaoqi，jingchajulidexinhuanyehaobuzaiyi。zheizhongnanren，yejiuyunranxihuanle。】
zhidaojuhuijieshu，shenyandoumeiyouchuxian。
wanshangbanqunlibaochujizhangzhaopian，shenyanquanshenzhanmanhuangheizhiwu。
“hahahahahahahahahahahahaha，guaibudemeihuilai，yuanlaishizaicesuolichibaoleya。”
“fenghuangnan，zenmebianchengfenhuangnanle。”
banqunlidididadaxianggebuting，zuizhongyishenyanqijibaihuaituiqunshouwei。
“da**，buhaole。”guanjiaturanfalaixiaoxi。