第2章
zhengshuozhe，menwaipaojingexiaosi，bingbaodao：“bingbaozhuzi，jiangjundarenlaile。”
haizhenshixiangcaozao，caozaojiudaole。
xuanpozhangshulekouqi，yeqingliqueshimeilaiyoudejinzhangleqilai，qianshitashenghuozaiyigeliyizhishangdedajiating，haizhenmeijihuixiangshouqinqingdewennuan，rujinqueturanduochulegedie，haizhenyishishiyingbuguolai，zhengkunaozhe，yidaoweiandeshenying，yijinghuanhuanburulexiaoyuan。
huashuozheiyeqinglideqindie，yehantian，dangnianyesuanshigelebudederenwu，shaonianchengming，zhengzhanshachang，shushinianlai，yebuzhiweichiyuguolixialeduoshaohanmagonglao，caidiandinglejinshijinridediwei。
rujinsuiyishibuhuozhinian，danneizhongzaishengsijianmolianchudejunrenqizhi，yijiurugangtieban，lingrenyangwang。
xuanposuranqijing，gongshenyili，“shuxiajianguolaozhuzi。”
“嗯。”
yehantianqingyingleyisheng，buxianbudandedao：“xuanpo，nijiranyijinggenleqingli，yihoujiubuyaochenghuwozhuzile，jiaojiangjun。”
benlaigangranqixiwangzhihuodeshaonian，beizheituranerzhidehua，shunjianjiaolegetouxinliang，yanshen，neijiaoyigejuewang，aiyuanchanmian，chadianmeibaozhuyehantiandedatui，tongkuyichang......zhuzi，ninzenmejiuzheiyangbashuxiapaoqile。
yeqingliweixuanpodebeiju，ditousanfenzhong，ranhoutiantiandeqishenyingleshangqu，“nverjidiedieqingan。”
kandaojinridenver，ruciyinqie，yehantiandelianse，shunjianchenlexialai，chidao：“nihaizhidaowoshinidie？”
“nverbushidiediede，haishisheide？nandaodiediejintianshilaibaonindangniandefengliuzhang？”yeqinglixixiaozhecengleshangqu，sihaoyebujianwai，yishuangcongyubandeshouzhang，sisidezhuaizhuleyehantiandekuanxiuzi，yigejingdeyaoayao。
qianshuowanshuo，yehantianhaishiruzhurubaodechongzhezheigenver，jianduifangsaqilejiao，yinglangdemianmu，yeweiweiyouleyisirouhe，jiayichihedao：“douzheimedarenle，haisajiao？xiuyebuxiu？”
羞死我啦！！
yeqingliaihao，xinzhongsuisuinianzhe，ninlaobushiguoqujiuchizheiyitaoma？woyaoshibuchuzheizhao，nihaibuqiyixin？
xiuderenjialaoliandouhongle！！
在次哀嚎。
yehantianzongsuanyangnudefuquleyeqinglidexiaoshou，humudengleyideng，sihuhaishijuedebujieqi，danchunjiaorudong，zhonghaishimeiyouzaishuoshenmenuhua，zhuanerhuazuoledididetanxi。
xuanpozhidaozheiduifunvyaoshuotiejihuale，bianhenzijuedetuilechuqu。
yehantianzheicaichedilefangxialepingrijiangjundeweiyan，rupingchanglaofuqinyiban，longlelongyeqinglisaibiandexiufa，yuqiwunai，“qingli，rujinnidouyijingershisuile，zuoshizenhaishirucibuzhiqingzhong，nisuiyujingwangyouhunyue，dannanweihunnvweijia，nijuzhishanghaishiyaozhuyide。”
什么？什么？？
yeqinglidetouyixiadale，zijijuranyouhunyuezaishen？
xianglai，guoqudeyeqinglixingshisuiranhuangtang，danhaimeibazhuyidadaohuangzidetoushang，zheicimaorandangjieduineigejingwanghuachi，yeshiyouzheifangmianyuanyinde......danzhiyuweishenmehuiliubixueersi，haishihenlingrenfeijiede。
nandaogenneigejingwangyouguanxi？
siliangzhe，erbianyijingxiangqileyehantianxuxutaotaodehua。
pingrizheiyehantianzaimanchaowenwudemianqian，doushiweiyangangzhengdejiaose，jiushizaijia，yeshibugouyanxiao，guangqichangjiunengyasiyiqunren，ranerzaixinainverdemianqian，shengshengbazijizheimeyitiaotiexueyinghan，jibichengleraozhirou。
“wojiaqinglishenglaitianfuhao，jianglaiyebishirenshangren，yeshiwoyejiaweiyidezhiwang，suirannijinnianxingshihuangtang，dandiediehecengzunaoguoni，nixihuanpiaoliangdenanzi，diediejiuchuzijinijianlezheibieyuan，fanzhengzaizheipiandalu，shilicaishiyiqie，zhiyaonishiqiangzhe，yinvduofuyouruhe，youbushimeiyouxianli，danshi......yebunengyincixiedailexiulian，nirujinchenmijiuse，zhongbushishenmehaoshi，burudiedieqizoubixia，jinizaijunzhongzhaoyigeguanzhi，molianmolian，zhiyaolianhaolebenshi，shenmeyangdehaokannanrenzhaobudao，nibushixihuanjingwangma？zhiyaonihaohaoxiulian，sangeyueneiyoutupo，diediejiuhouzhelaolian，jiniqucuicuhunshi，qingli，nikanruhe？”
tingwanyehantianzheimomojijideyifanzhangpiandalun，yeqinglichulefanbaiyanjiushifanbaiyanle。
听听，听听！！！
zheishiyigefuqingaijiaodaonverdehuama？
jurangulinverhaohaoxiulian，ranhouqugoudananren。
danhaishibudebushuo，yehantian，duiyeqinglidangzhenshiliangkuyongxin，zheiyidian，likechudaoleyeqinglixindi，zuirouruandeyidian。
yuanlaiyouyigelaonanrenguanxin，yebucuo，hehe。
“qingli，nidaodiyoumeiyouzaitingdiedehua？”yehantianlikefaxianleyeqinglidezousi，dangxiabudebuzaicibanqilelian，danyishuangmouzi，queshitouzhejifenqipan，haiyoujifenaitan。
nandaozhenshiyingleneijuguhua？renwuwanren，qingliyichushengjiuyongyouzheijiqiyouliangdexuetong，yijixiuliantianfu，danzheixingziqueshifuzaoqingman，yuxiulianyidaodadadebuli，ruozaifangrenxiaqu，houguokanyoua。
meimeixiangdaozheidian，yehantianbianshimanxinyichoumozhan，“qinglia，dieyitianyitiandelaola，bukenengzhaoguniyibeizi，suoyiwanshihaishiyaokaoniziji......buqiuninengguangyaomenmei，napanengzibao，dieyeanxina。”
yehantiangangtieyibandebeiliang，yejiuzaizheiyike，youleshaoshaodeweidun，neiguziwukenaihezhiyi，gengshihuadouhuabukai。
zheishiyiminglaofuqin，zuizinvzuizhenzhideyipianxinyi。
yeqinglitingzheweiweiyoudianfasuan，tongshixinliyekaishidama，guoqudeyeqingli，zhenshishenzaifuzhongbuzhifu，yiweiyougejiangjunlaodiejiutianxiawudile，fuqianwuzhi，hengxingwuji，chulejinidietianmafan，zhenshishagongxiandoumeiyou，dianxingdezaofenjiqi，ruguofeiyaojitahuangdanderensheng，jichudiangongxiandehua，neijiushibazheimeyifuhaodeshenzi，songjita。
dangran，haiyouyigehaofuqin。
suoyinisidehao，sidemiao，sideguaguajiao......anxinquba。
“爹。”
xiayike，yeqinglizhangshenerqi，gaotiaobizhidegetou，jingshizhizhuiyehantiandebijian。zheiduifunvdejiyinjueduiyouliangdeyitahutu，laodieshengdeshigaodaweimeng，yizhanglitiershensuidewuguan，sihaomeiyouyinweisuiyuedeqinshi，eryousuosunhuai，fanershisuizheshiguangdechendian，ruyiguankaifengdelaojiu，sanfachuchunchundenanrenwei。
miaoshawanqiandaguniangxiaoxifu。