哗啦啦啦——
lianchifeiteng，ruiqizhengteng，henkuai，bansuizheputihuakai，manchidefalihuazuoruiqi，yanzhelinendemaokongjinrushenti。
danglinenconglianchidangzhongzouchulaideshihou，dunshiganjueermuchangtong，shenqingruyan，quanshentongtou。
甚至他震惊地发现。
zijideshentibiaomianzaineilianchidejingshenzhong，yidiandiandifenmichuleqiheidenigou，ranhouyouzailianchideruiqizhongbeixunsudijinghua。
“好神奇啊！”
linenyibianchuanyifu，yibianzhenjingdiganshouzhezijishentidebianhua。
“shifu，woxianzaiganjue，wozhenggerendoubuyiyangle。”
fangzhangshuangshouheshi，danxiaodao：
“ziran，nihaisuanxingyun，nishifuwoshangyicishoutu，yijingshisanshiduonianqiandeshiqingle，zheijishinianyilai，lianchidangzhongyishijizanledaliangdefoyinyulingqi，jingnishifuwocuihua，zheixielingqiziranyechenglesaochunitineiwugoudeliangyao。zirangniyishenqingshuang。”
林恩喜悦，道：
“yuanlairuci，xiexieshifu，wogangkaishihaiyiwei，ninshiyaobatuerjiyanleni，hedewoxiaoxinzangputongputongluantiaoni，shifu。”
fangzhangdehuziweiweichoudong，dao：
“niyihouzuihaojiwoshuomingbai……”
“不过。”
tahuafengyizhuan，wangxianglinen，weixiaodao：
“nisuimingzhiyaoyan，quehaizuncongshifujinrulianchi，queyeshuomingniyeshiyigeguaiqiaolinglizhitu，shifuyeshizuixihuantinghuaguaiqiaodetuerle，suoyiyihouwanbukexuenideneixieshixiong，nizhixujizhu，shifudefa，shihaofa，shifuhenishuodehua，jueduishiduiniyoudahaochude！”
“yihouruoyoushenmejiyuan，neishifudangranyeshixianjinide。”
kanyangzi，jurannongzhuochengqiao，henhendishualeyiboshifudehaoganduni。
suiji，fangzhangyourenbuzhupieletayiyan。
ertayelikejiufaxian，zailianchijingshenzhihou，zijidezheigebenlaijiushengdeshuaiqinandangdezheigexiaotudi，cishicikegengshibiandefubaishuinen，meiyantongling，shenxingjunlang，zhishizhanzaineilidoushipiaoyinandang。
suiranyinweinianjishangxiao，lianshanghaidaizheyixiezhiqi，danshijingshenzhihousihubiandegengjianianqingleyidian，bizhiqiangengshuaile……
这要是穿上女装……
neizhiqianneizhannvdetizhi，qibushiyaobiandezhannanyouzhannv？！
“阿弥陀佛。”
fangzhangshuangshouheshi，xindaozuiguozuiguo。
tabuzhidao，zijizheilaoheshangdaitazouxiangzheitiaoxiufozhengfadeluzi，daodishiduibudui。
“咳咳。”
方丈回神正色，道：
“haole，tidudeshiqingxianbuji，lianchijingshen，naishinitaruzheixiuzhenjiedediyibu，yeshizhihouzheiyiqiedejichu，ershifudainijingshen，dangranhaiyoulingwaiyigemude。”
linenyihuo，dao：“haiqingshifumingshi。”
方丈笑道：
“niketingshuoguolinggen？”
ciyanyichu，linendunshidengyandiantou，dao：
“lveyouerwen，wozaihenduoxiaoshuolimiandoukanguo，shushangshuo，linggennaishengmingbenyuanzhigen，shimeigerenyishengxialaijiujubeidegenxi。”
fangzhangdiantou，duitachengzan，fuxudao：
“bucuo，linggendaibiaodejiushinidebenyuanzhizhong，erxiuxing，jiushirangzheikebenyuandezhongzishenggenfaya，congerganyingtiandiwanwu，rangnizhanxianchuzhongzhongshentong。”
taduobu，xianglinenjiangjie。
“erlianchijingshen，zuizhongyaode，jiushinenggouxiqunishenshangdezazhi，banidebenyuanlinggenbaoluchulai，daodishishilidejinzi，haishijinzilideshi，ziranshiyikanbianzhi。”
linendao：“shifunindebiyuhaoshenkee……”
方丈继续道。
“erlinggenzuichangjiande，dangshujin,mu,shui,huo,tuwuxing，erzaizheiqizhong，danyishuxingdelinggenzuiqiang，erwuzhongshuxingquanjubeidelinggen……”
linendengyandao：“zuiruo！”
fangzhangdandandao：“bu，zuizuiqiang！”
林恩：“……”
zhei……zenmebutaiduia，zheihetakandaodexiaoshuolimianxiedeyouxiebutaiyiyanga。
fangzhangdanding，changrandao：“xiangdangnian，dequeyeyouhenduorenyechenghuneizhonglinggenweifeilinggen，danshihecengxiang，jiushiyouneimeyigesanxiu，shenjuwuxingfeilinggen，queshizaizhengzhengdashidangzhongnitianjueqi，jiangdangdaitianjiaoyijuzhenya，jushiwudi，qigengshiliuxialeyijuhua，meiyoufeidelinggen，zhiyoufeideren。”
linenzhenedao：“yuanlairuci。”
“zheijuhuashibushihenyoujiaoyuyiyi？”
“feichangyoujiaoyuyiyi！”
fangzhangdiantoudao：“shide，ruguohoulaidajiabuzhidaotashitianzunxiafantiyanshenghuo，zidaiwushangqiyundehua，neijiugengyoujiaoyuyiyile。”
linenzhendao：“e……”
fangzhangdanrandao：“yushizaineizhihou，yifabukeshoushi，zheigelinggenchuxianleyulaiyuduodehenren，jiuerjiuzhi，zheigelinggenjiuyoulelingwaiyigemingzi。”
“shen……shenmemingzi？”
“主角灵根。”
“……”
“suoyi，ruguonibushitianmingzhizi，tiandizhujiao，dalaoxiafanzhe，zidaixitongzhe，neijianyinihaishibuyaoqingyichangshi，qiangqueshishiqiang，danzheibushijiputongrenzhunbeide。”
linenjiangyingdao：“zi……zidaixitong？！”
linenyixiazijiubuzhuodaoleqizhongdeneigeguanjianci。
fangzhangchangrandao：“niyetingguozheige？zheishicengjingmougedalaofeishenghoupuguangde，neiweibujinshiwuxingfeilinggen，haishitiancandique，erqiecongxiaobeiqifu，shoujinmonan，toudingyoulv，jiaporenwang，danjiushipingjietakouzhongdeneige“xitong”，zuizhongyingshengshengzhenyaledangdaitianjiao，jushiwudi，yinianfeisheng。”
linendaizhidao：“e……”
fangzhangmurandao：“suoyi，ruguotuerniyihouchuquyoulishijiandehua，niyidingyaojizhu，shouxian，nibuyaochengweitianjiao，yinweitamendouxihuanzhenyatianjiao！ranhou，yudaowuxingfeilinggendehua，ganjinshangqujiaopengyou，yinweinibunengbaozheng，niyudaodeshibushiyouyiweitiandizhujiao。”
linenjiangyingdao：“tu……tuerermingbaile……”
fangzhangzhongxinluchuleweixiao，dao：
“amituofo，cheyuanle，suiranshuowuxinglinggenshizuiduodelinggen，danbingbushishuo，jiumeiyouqitaleixingdelinggen，chucizhiwai，haiyoufengleiguangan，shengsiyinyangdengdengleixing。erchuleshuxinglinggenzhiwai，haiyouqitagezhonggeyangdetizhixuemai，birudaoqiangjianjigezhongti，haiyoushenmeqinglongbaihu，zhuquexuanwugezhongmai，taiduole，shudoushubuguolai。”
“danbenzhishanglaishuo，tamenhelinggenshututongyuan，doudaibiaolenidebenyuan，zhishijiaofabutongbale。”
林恩瞪眼道：
“yuanlairuci，tuershoujiaole！”
方丈踱步，道：
“erni，wodetuer，suiranhaimeiyouzhengshiqueding，danshigenjunibiaoxianchulaidezhuangtai，shifuyenengdagaicaidaonishishenmelinggenle。”
林恩惊喜道：
“什么灵根？！”
fangzhangtingleyixia，tingdunleyixia，dao：
“ruguoshifumeicaicuodehua，neiniyinggaijiushichuanshuozhongde……”
“主角灵根？？”
“不，魅魔灵根。”
“……”