jiangwantangchixiaoyisheng：“xiaojinghengyiyouzhengqi，niruorufubianzhinengshiweiqie。”
“ernijibuganxinweiqie，youbuxiangjiemeigongshiyifubeirenchixiao，bianzhinenglairangwozhudongtuichu。”
“bijing，youwozai，jiusuanxiaojinghengzaiaini，houfuyebuhuitongyitaqunizheiyangyigebeihuangdixiuqideqifei。”
jiangwanfubeichuozhongxinsi，lianseyizhenqingbainankan。
tayaoleyaoya，huyouxiaodao：“neiyouruhe？”
“nibuhuitianzhendeyiweijinghenggegezhendehuiaishangniba？”
“fangcai，zailouxianiyeyinggaikandaoleba。”
“jinwankeshiwoteyirangjinghenggegeyuenichulaide，erwoshuodezheixiehuayedoushitadeyisi。”
“youxieshiqingdajiaxinlidouqingchu，ruoshinifeiyaobashitankailaishuo，huihenbutimiande。”
tazuijiaodexiaoyifangda，huayujiandaizhemingxiandedeyihechaofeng。
“jiangwantang，jinghenggegeaidecongshizhizhongdoushiwo！”
“nidecunzai，buguoshitaweiletiwobaozhuzheihoufushaofurendeweizhibale。”,
jiangwantangchenmolepianke，turanlenglengdexiaole：“shime，neiwobiandengzhe。”
“jiangwanfu，nizhidaome，xiangnizheibanhouyan**，shangfengbaisu，qiangmeimeifuxudenvren，rangnizuoqiedoushitaijule！”
“nishuoshenme！”jiangwanfunudao。
jiangwantanglenglengdao：“woshuonijian！”
jiangwanfuhecengshoudaoguozheiyangdequru，youqihaishibeitaqiaobushangdejiangwantangxiuru，lianserouyankejiandenankanqilai，yanshenhenli。
takuaisujibuchongdaojiangwantangdemianqian，taishoubianhenhendidalexiaqu。
“pa”deyishengxiangqi，yichangqingcui。
jiangwanfudiezuozaizaidi，wuzheyijinggaogaozhongqidelian，nanyizhixindekanzheyanqiandejiangwantang。
zaozhitazaixiangyezhangda，busiguizhongnvzi，meixiangdaoliqizheibanda。
zaitadebazhangluoxialaizhiqian，jiangwantanghaobuliuqingdeyibazhanglvxianshuaileshangqu。
“nijinggandawo，**！jian……e……”
jiangwantangshenshouyibaqiazhutadebozi，jiangtatiqidizailanganshang，yanshenbingleng：“niyiweinishishei，bianshidaniyouruhe？”
“nizaiganmayijushishi，xinbuxinwobalenideshetou！”
jiangwanfuyanshenjingkongdekanzhemianqianzheigerangtawubimoshengdejiangwantang，tayijingbeiqiadeshuobuchuhualai，lianjiazhanghong，zhinengjiannandeyaotouyishituoxie。
jiangwantangsongkaishou，yibajiangtarengdaoledishang。
talenglengwangzhelangbeipazaidishangdakouchuanxidejiangwanfu，miandaichaoxiao：“nidakeyiqujiangchengxianghexiaojinghengmianqiangaozhuang，kankanzheigejieguyanshangjiangchengxiangnengnaiwohe，zaikankanxiaojinghengyincihuibuhuixiulewo。”
“heng，bianshirihounirulehoufu，youwozaizhengqizhiweiyiri，nibianyiridexiangwoditou。”
“zhengqijiaoxunbudongguijudeqieshi，benjiushitianjingdiyi。”
“yougecizenmeshuolaizhe？”jiangwantangzoudaotamianqian，jugaolinxiadekanzheta，huayujifeng：“a……dui，luopodefenghuangburuji！”
“ni！nini……”jiangwanfuqiji，hunshenzhandou。
“gun，rihoubuyaozaipaodaowogenqianlaiaiyan！”
shuoba，jiangwantangzhuanguoshenqu，buzailihui。
jiangwanfuwuzhezijibeiqiahongdebojing，shuangyansisidedingzhejiangwantangdebeiying，miansezhengning，neiyanshenfangfocuileduyiban，shuobuchudehenyi。
凭什么？
mingmingzheiyiqie，dougaishizijide！
jiangwantangdouguaini，**，shiniqiangzoulewodeyiqie！
yitanzhipeicaizaizijijiaodixiadelanni，pingshenmezhanzaitamianqianyaowuyangwei。
该死！
真该死！
shenhouturanchuanlaiyizhenjicudejiaobusheng，jiangwantangweilaidejihuitou，jiubeishenhoudeyigudalimengdezhuangjichuqu，langanduanlie。
taxiayishideshenchushou，yizhishoulazhulejiangwanfudeshoubei，jiangtayechelexiaqu，lingyizhishouzhuazhuleyipangduansuidelangan。
beilaxiachuqudejiangwanfushuangshoujinjindezhuazhejiangwantangdeshoubeibufang，liangrenjiuzheiyangdiaoguazaijulidimianshijimigaodedingloulanganshang，loushanglouxiadoubeizheituruqilaideshiguhedeyizhenjinghu。
“buyao，buyao！wobuyaosia……”
“jiangwantang，nikuaijiangwolashangqu，wosilediediehejinghenggegebuhuifangguonide！”
“jinghenggege，kuailaijiuwoa！”
“闭嘴！”
“别动！”
suiliedelangancijinjiangwantangdeshouxin，xianxuejuanjuanliuchu，rangbenjiuyinxiaxuebianhuadelangan，genghuale。
jiangwantangzhijiasisidekoujinmuganli，jihuxiayikejiuyaozhichengbuzhu。
tataitou，zaixuanzaderenqunzhongsihukandaolezhengxiangtamenfeibenerlaidexiaojingheng。
tashuangmuyuanzheng，manyanjinghuangkanzheta。
“jinghenggege，kuaijiuwo！”
jiangwanfukandaotafangfokandaolejiumingdaocao，yanshendouliangleqilai，dashenghujiu。
“咔嚓”一声。
jiangwantangshouzhongzhuazhedelanganchengshoubuzhuliangrendezhongliangzaiciduanlie。
takanzheyuelaiyuejindexiaojingheng，dandanxiaole，xiaodeqimei。
tashuo：“jiuzheiyang，yehao。”
“jiangwanfu，yiqixiadiyuba。”
shuoba，jiangwantangsongkaileshou。
“buyao！”xiaojinghengmuziyulie，sixinliefeidelihou。
“嘭”的一声巨响。
dapiandexuejizaixuediliyunrankailai，cihonglexiaojinghengdeyan。
zaiyizhengyan，liangrenjiezhongshengzailexuanxiurugongqianxi。
这一次……
题外：
小剧场（一）：
jiangwanfu：zheiyici，woyaonahuishuyuwodeyiqie！
jiangwantang：zheiyishi，gaiyoudemingsheng，mingfen，dangranyigedoubunengshao。
小剧场（二）：
jiangwanfu：jiangwantang，zheiyishi，wohuichengweihoufunvzhuren，yujinghenggegefuqienai，yishengyishiyishuangren，erni……hehe，yihoujiudengzheshouhuogua，zailenggonggukuguohuoba。
jiangwantang：heng，nengjinide，doushiwobuxihande，buyaoyeba！（lenggong？sheiaiqusheiqu，fanzhenglaoniangbuqu）