0004章 麻烦上门

“nimenhenshiwangma?”yunqingyanbazhongrendefanying,doufangruleyanzhong,suiji,luozaizhangfangguanshishenshang,“qianshu,wojidexiaoshihoudouhanniqianshu。qianshu,niduiwohenshiwangma?”

‘qianshu’shiyiweisishiduosuidezhongnianren,tayouyuleyixia,caidiandiantou:“bumanshaoye,shuxiaxinliqueshihenshiwang。bijingninyiqianshitianyuchengdediyitiancai,15suixingjingwujiedechaojitiancai。danxianzai,ninquelunweile……”

‘qianshu’meibahuashuowan,dandajiaxinlidouqingchu,bushilunweiyongcai,jiushilunweichuncai。

yunqingyanyebuzaiyi,ershiyilianpingjingdishuodao:“sannianqian,wodaolangyashanlilian,yunqibuhaozhuangdaoyihuofeitu,yifandazhanhou,beitamenshengqinguanyajinlezeiku。zaizeikudesannianli,wobujinmeishijianxiulian,shenzhilianyirisancandoudebudaobaozhang,zhangjiuxialai,xiuweiyecongxingjingwujiedieluodaolexingjingsanjie。”

“buguo,wobingbujuede,zheiyoushenmehaorangdajiashiwangde。yinweiwoyunqingyanderenhaizai,wodetianfuhaizai,wobaozheng,buxuyaoyiniandeshijian,wojiunengzuohuitianyuchengdiyitiancaidejiaoyishang!”

shuodaozheili,yunqingyanmuguangyouhuidaole‘qianshu’shenshang,“qianshu,xianzaiqingnigaosuwo,niduiwohaishiwangma?”

meirenzhidao,yunqingyanzaishuohuadeshihou,yigurouyanjianbudaodejingshenbodongcongtashenshangyanshenchulai,longzhaolequanchang。

baokuoyunhan、sidazhanglaozainei,suoyourendoushoudaolezheigujingshenbodongdeyingxiang。

qubiezhishihuoduohuoshaobale。

qianshucishimomingdejidong,xiangshibeiyunqingyandianranlerexue,yilianchongbaidikanzheyunqingyan,“shaoye,shuxiayijingbushiwangle!shuxiaxiangxin,yiniannei,shaoyeyidingnengzuohuitianyuchengdiyitiancaidejiaoyishang!”

“shaoye,womenbushiwang!”

“shaoye,womenyexiangxin,yiniannei,ninyidingnengzhongxinzuohuitianyuchengdiyitiancaidejiaoyishang!”

zaichangsuoyouguanshi,quanbujidongdishuodao,cishitamenkanxiangyunqingyandemuguang,shenzhibizhiqiangengjiareqie。

“haole,douanjingxialai!”yunqingyanbailebaishou,zhongrenzheicaianjingxialai。

“dabo,nixianzaijiuxuanbuwodangjichengren。”yunqingyanzhuanguoshenzi,kanxiangyilianerandeyunhandao。

“hao,hao……woxianzaijiuxuanbu!”yunhanlengleyixia,caihuiguoshen,danbudengtazhengshixuanbu,quebeidazhanglaodaduanle。

“manzhe!”dazhanglaolenghengyisheng,lianshangquanshilengxiao,“yunqingyan,meixiangdaosannianmeijian,nixiuweisuirantuibu,dankoucaiqueyoulezheimedadezhangjin,duanduanyixihua,jiupiandesuoyourenfenbuqingdongxinanbeile!”

“buguo,nipianrendejiqiao,yeweimiantaiguozhuoliele!yinianneizuohuitianyuchengdiyitiancaidejiaoyi,nihaizhenshichuiniupibupahesiren!nizhibuzhidaorujindetianyuchengdiyitiancaishishenmexiuwei?jiusuannisannianqianmeishizong,xianzaidouweibinengjideshangta,jiugengbieshuoxianzaide……”

yunqingyanhuranbaishou,zuzhidazhanglaoshuoxiaqu,“dazhanglao,zheixiefeihuajiubieshuole,nihaishikaimenjianshangaosuwonixiangruhe!”

yunqingyanyijinghenjiuhenjiumeizheimeyounaixingle,ruofeixiuweimeiyouhuifu,tazaojiuyibazhangpaisidazhanglao。

“henjiandan,nijiranshuoniyinianneinengzuohuitianyuchengdiyitiancaidejiaoyi,neinijiuyongshishizhengmingzheiyidian。buguoyinianshijian,wokedengbule!woyougezhezhongdebanfa,keyirangniyigeyueneizhengmingzheiyidian!”

“shenmebanfa?”wenhuadeshidaboyunhan。

“yigeyuehoudejintian,rangyunqingyangenwoeryunyangqingjuedou!sheiying,sheijiushixinyirendezuzhangjichengren!”dazhanglaolenglengdixiaodao。

“dazhanglao,nizaikaiwanxiaoma?yunqingyanxianzaibuguoshixingjingsanjie,nijuranrangtayigeyuehougenxingjingliujiedeyunyangqingjuedou!”daboyunhanmianseshunjianjiuchenlexialai。

“sheigennikaiwanxiaole,yunqingyanjiranshuoyinianneinengzuohuitianyuchengdiyitiancaidejiaoyi,neiyigeyueneijibaiwoerhaibushiqingeryijudeshiqing?dangran,yaoshiyigeyuehou,tabudiwoer,neijiushuomingyunqingyanzhiqiansuoshuodoushizaichuiniupi。”

dazhanglaoshuozhe,yiliantiaoxindikanzheyunqingyan,“yunqingyan,nigandayingma?”

yunqingyansongsongjian,yilianbuzaihudao:“youhebugan!buguo,yigeyuetaizhangle,gaichengqirizhihou!”

哗!

yunqingyanhuayichukou,dadiandunshihuaranyipian。

yuanbendazhanglaoshuodeyigeyuedeqixian,jiurangtamenjuedetaiduan,duiyunqingyanyoushigongyun。kemeixiangdao,yunqingyanjuranzijijiangyigeyue……gaichengleqitianhou!

yunqingyanzheishideleshixinfengma?

haishitajuede,jiusuanyigeyuehou,zijiyebuhuishiyunyangqingdeduishou,suoyigancuipoguanziposhuai,jiangyigeyuegaichengqitianhou?

bujinbierenshizheimejuede。

cishi,jiulianyijingduiyunqingyanjinhumamuchongbaide‘qianshu’,dourenweiyunqingyanfengle!

“hahaha,zheikeshinishuode!”dazhanglaodangjidaxiao。

“yaner,nifenglema!”daboyunhanmengdidengdayanjingkanxiangyunqingyan。

“dabo,nifangxinba!”yunqingyanshiyidabokuanxin,manbuzaihudao,“ruguoduifuyunyangqingneigechunhuo,wodouxuyaoyigeyuedeshijian,haiburuyitouzhuangsidele!”

congxiaokaishi,yunqingyanjiumeishaozouyunyangqing,zhuyaoshiyunyangqingzheigerenshizaitaitaoyanle!changchangzhangzhedazhanglaozhizideshenfenzhangshiqiren。

shenzhiyouyici,yunyangqingyinweiyanyudiaoxicaier,chadianjiubeiqidehuomaosanzhangdeyunqingyanyandiaole!

xinkuihoulaiyouzhangbeijishigandao,cairangyunyangqingmianleyinan。

……

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dingxiaqirizhanyuehou,jiazuhuiyihenkuaibiansanqu。

“yaner,wosongnihuiqu!”daboyunhanshuodao,huiqudetuzhong,tayuyanyouzhi,yanzhongshanxianzheqianyi,zhongyushuodao:“yaner,shidabomeiyong,daboduibuqini!”

ruguoshiyunqingyantadiehaizaidangjiazhu,jiusuanyunqingyanrujinzhishixingjingsanjie,tayenengyijuhuajiurangyunqingyandangshangjichengren。

yunqingyandedie,zaiyunshijiazuyouzhejueduidequanwei,napasidazhanglaoduiqidouzhinengweimingshicong。

“dabo,ruguonizhenjuedeqianyi,neijiuzaiwoshengleyunyangqinghou,bagedeshiqingyuanyuanbenbengaosuwo。”yunqingyanshuohuadeshihou,yanzhongshanguoyidaoangrandeshaji。

“hao!”daboyanzhongshanguojueze,danhaishiyaoyadao。

……

bayunqingyansongdaobieyuan,daboyunhandouliuyihuihoujiulikaile。

yunqingyanyekaishizhunbeiliandandeshiyi,tayaolianzhidedanyao,yitaxianzaidexiuwei,dagaiyaobumianbuxiulianshangliangtianfangke。

weilebimianbeirendarao,tabujinjiaodaiguodabo,haiteyibalaoguanjiayunyuanlinhanlaihufa。

yiqiezhunbeijiuxuhou,yunqingyancaisuoshangfangmen,dakaizaoyifangzaifangzhongdedanlu。

“lingzhi,fuling,shangucao……meiyiyangyaocaidoushishiniandenianfen。”yunqingyandishengninan,youtiaobuxudiwangdanlulimianfangzhiyaocai。

“buzhidaoxianjiederen,zhidaowolianzhijuqidanhuizuoheganxiang……”yunqingyanyilianhaoxiaodiziyudao,juqidan,naishizuizuizuididengdedanyao,zaixianjie,jiusuanshizuixiacengdeshengling,doubuhuifuyongjuqidan。

buguoyanxia,yunqingyandexiuwei,yezhinenglianzhijuqidanzheizhongjibiededanyaole。

haozai,zaitianxingdalu,juqidanyijingshuyurujidedanyao,jinguanzhishirenjixiapindanyao,danqimarujile。

shimianshang,yimeizhishaoqianliangbaiyin,haishiyoujiawushi。

yunqingyanliangshoufangzaidanluxiafang,yunzhuanyuhuojue,zaizhangzhongshengqiliangtuanyoubaidehuoyan。

剥剥剥……

jifenzhonghou,huoyanyijingjiangdanlukaore,bangexiaoshizhihou,danlushangyijingshengqiyinyundeyanwu。

yunqingyanyizhiyongshenshiguanchadanludeneibu。

sangexiaoshihou,tazhangshangdehuoyan,kaishibiandehudahuxiao,tazheishizaikongzhihuohou。

danyaochengxingdeguochengzhong,duihuohouzhangkongjiqizhongyao,gailieshi,bixuyongdahuo,gairoushi,jiuzhinengyongwenhuo。

guochengzhong,ruguochuxianbandiancuocha,jiuhuijiangdidanyaodepinzhi,shenzhizhijiehuidan。

yunqingyandeshenshi,suiranlianquanshengshiqidewanfenzhiyidoubudao,danbingbudaibiaotaxianzaideshenshijiuruole,zhishaogentianxingdaludedabufenliandanshibiqilai,buzhidaoyaoqiangleduoshaobei。

pingjiezheshenshi,yunqingyanjiangliandandebuzhou,kongzhidaoleyihaobuchadedibu。

yitianyiyezhihou,danluneiyijingyousanshiduomeijuqidanchujuchuxing。bujinmeiyimeidanyaozhijiandejulixiangdeng,lianmeiyimeidanyaoshourechengduyewanquanxiangdeng。

zhiyaobuchuxianyiwai,zheiyilujuqidandechengdanlv,jianghuidadaobaifenbai。

zheiyaoshichuanchuqu,feihesirenbuke,yaozhidao,zailiandanjie,chengdanlvchaoguosanchengyishangderen,jiuyijingshidashijishuipingle。chengdanlvchaoguowuchengde,gengshifengmaolinjiao。

zhiyubaifenbaidechengdanlv,neijianzhijiushitianfangyetan……

zhuanyan,youshiyitianyiyeguoqu。

danlunei,sanshiduomeidanyao,yijingwanquanchengxing,zhixuyaozaijingguodanhuozaiyunyangsanfenzhongzuoyoubiankechulu。

kepianpianjiuzaizuihoujifenzhong,yunqingyandemiansemengranyichen。

“yo,zheibushiyunyuanlinme,zenme,yunqingyanganghuilai,nizheilaojiahuojiupobujidaipaoguolaijitadanggoule?”fangjianwaimiandeyuanzi,chuxianleyidaoyinyangguaiqideqingnianshengyin。

“laojiahuo,kuaiqubayunqingyanjiaochulai,jiushuowoyunyuelaizhaotale!”

“laojiahuo,nihailengzhezuoshenme,shibushipiyangle?bieyiweinishiguanjia,bengongzijiubugandani!”

“kanlainizhenshipiyangle!”

suizheshengyinluoxia,zhiting‘peng’diyisheng,jiuyouyidaoshengyinbeichuaifei。

“ruguowomeijicuo,zheijianjiushiyunqingyandefangjianle!”haibudaopiankedeshijian,shengyindezhuren,bianyijinglaidaoleyunqingyanmenwai。

砰!

zhongzhongdiyichuai,xiangtanmudefangmen,zhijieliechengshujie。

‘dang’diyisheng,youyijiesuimukuaijianguolai,dazailedanlushangmian,haizaicuifadanhuodeyunqingyan,genbenlaibujizuzhi,yanzhengzhengdikanzhedanludaoxiangledimian。

“hahaha,yunqingyan,wotingshuonicongzeikutaohuilaihou,xiuweiyijingdieluodaoxingjingsanjiele!zenme?mofeishijuedezijiwudaomeixiwang,suoyiyougaizoudandaoma?”

lairenkandaodaodidedanlu,yijifangjianneiyinyundeyanwu,mashangjiucaidaoleyunqingyanshizailiandan,“heihei,ruguozhenshizheiyang,nigujiyaoshuaigegengdadegentoule!dandaoyitudenandukeshiwudaodeshubeiyishang!”