第一章:被软饭男和渣白莲联手欺负了

sangshijijiangweicheng,jiyanqinglinweishouming,yaowuzhengjiashijiangsuoyoudeshenghuowuzizhuanyi,keshitaduiyujiashishizaishibuxing,weileraoguogaosushangdeyigexiaonikeng,tayankanzhechezituoliguidao,chongxiaxuanya。

sijiusiba,jiyanqingxiang,zheimoshiderizishizaibushirenguode。

tajietuobandebishangyanjing,jingjingdidengdaisiwang。

keshichuanshuozhong,shuaichenglannidetengtongmeiyouhaimeiganshoudao,taqueyijiaobeirenchuaidaozaidi,jiyanqingpazaidishangbantianmeiyouhuiguolaishen,yingruyanliandebushibeicuicandekengkengwawadedaolu,yebushibeipaohuocuicanguodeduanbicanyuan,ershiqingshanlvshui,niaoyuhuaxiang,haiyoujiuweiledelantianbaiyun。

“xingle,ganjinqilaiba,gangcaiyanhongyoubushiguyide,tajiushiyitaijiao,buxiaoxinpengleniyixia,nijiubiezhuangle。”yidaojiqiaodenanyinzaitadebeihouxiangqi。

“jiushiya,nijiubuyaozairuanfangegemianqianguyizhuangrouruo,xianhaiwole。”lingyidaojiaodiadenvyinsuishengfuhe。

这到底是什么情况?

tazhengzhazhepaqilaideshunjian,yixiebushuyutadejiyishunjianyongrunaohai,jiyanqingzheicaifaxian,tachuanshule,chuandehaishibujiuqiantaganggangkanleyigekaitoudexiaoshuoli,chuandaoleshuzhongdepaohuinanpeishenshang。

eryanxia,jiushitabeizijianlianxujiuderenhedaboniangjiadetangjielianshouqifuderichangzhong。

yuanzhugentatongming,yejiaojiyanqing。

tayizhianliandenanrenshigexiaobailian,mingjiaochiruanfan。

qiaozheimingziqide,chiruanfan,chiruanfan。

yitingjiubushishenmehaodongxi。

keshiyuanzhubuzhidaoshibushinaozijinshuile,tajiupianpiankanshanglezheigezhongkanbuzhongyongdexiaobailian,erzheigexiaobailianhaipianpianhaibuxihuanta,xianqitachunben,naozibulingguang,taxihuandaboniangjiadetangjie,mingjiaojiyanhong。

jiyanhongtaoyanjiyanqing,yigexiaogeer,jingranbitayigenvhaizizhangdehaiyaojiaoyan,neichunhongchibai,baibainennendeyangzi,jiaotakanlejiushengqi。

tayankanzhejiuyaodaolejiarendenianji,keshiquelianshangmendemeipodoumeijige,daoshijiyanqingdejiamenjian,doukuaiyaobeimeipomentapole,neigechundongxitayoushenmehao?

chuleyifuhainengkandepinang,tajianzhichunbenruzhu。

jiyanhongzuijinjingchangyuezhechiruanfanhejiyanqingyiqichulaiwan,yibianxiangshouzhexiurujiyanqingdekuaile,yibiananchuochuodecuanduochiruanfanqianglejiyanqing。

yuanzhu,zaibujiuzhihou,weileduobijialidebihun,zhendejiugenchiruanfanwumei**le,taguangzheshenzizaipomiaolibeirenfaxian,zhihoujiyanqingdedieniangweilerangchiruanfanqulejiyanqing,daotielexuduoyinqian。

keshichiruanfanjiushigehaochilanzuode,taxiangshixixueguiyiyang,xizhejiyanqingdieniangdexuehanqian,meiqianhualejiurangjiyanqinghuiniangjiayao,yaobulaijiudajiyanqing。

yuanzhuzuihou,shibeizuijiudechiruanfanjihuohuodaside。

jiyanqingkanzhezhanzaitamianqian,yijingruqiule,haizainazheyibashanziyaoayaodechiruanfan,jianzhixiangyaofanwei,yexushitazaimoshidaijiule,moshichongshangyounengliyouqiangjiandeqiangzhe,xiangchiruanfanzheiyangxigeboxitui,zhihuiguzuoqinggao,fuyongfengyadenanren,baisongjitadoubuyao。

“ai,nibaineimenankandelianzijisheikan?dougennishuoleyanhongtabushiguyidele,nihaidengshenmeyanjing?”chiruanfanyongshanzidianzhejiyanqing,bumanderangrangleqilai。

zheigejiyanqingjintianshizenmehuishi?

yiwangbieshuoshichuaitayijiao,jiushiwangtalianshangshanyibazhang,tabudouhaishixiaohehedeshuomeishidema?

jintianbuguojiushichuailetayijiaoeryiya,hekuangtaneimekuaijiupaleqilai,gezheyicenghouyifu,jimeiyouchuaihuai,yemeiyoushuaihuai,tajiaoqinggeshenmejinger?

“aiya,ruanfange,nikuaibieshuole,xushiwogangcaitaijiaodeshihoufududaledian,pengtengleyanqingba。”jiyanhonghaoxiangshishouleweiquyiyang,guyidebielebiezui,“yanqing,duibuqiya。”

jiyanhongyueshizheiyang,chiruanfanjiuyueshiweihujiyanhong,haoxiangaitiderenshijiyanhongyiyang,taqingshengdehonglejiyanhongjiju,shenshouqiangxingdejiangjiyanqingzhuaidaojiyanhongdemianqian,neiliqidade,rangjiyanqingyixiazijiupudaozaidi,tarounendeshuangshoushunjianjiuchuanlailecitong。

“给嫣红道歉!”

jiyanhongyanleibadadexiaoshengshuo,“ruanfange,suanle,zhende,doushiwobuhao,zaishuo,tashiwotangdi,jiushiyoushenmebuhao,woyebunengduitazenmeyang,miandecunlimianderenshuowo。”

chiruanfanneigexintengyou,henbunengjiangjiyanhongbaojinhuailirouyirou。

“yanhongmeimeimoyaokule,suiwodaojiazhongzuoyizuo,xieyixiekehao?”

jiyanhongyongxiaoshoupaanleanyanjiao,qingqingdedianlediantou,liangrenjianjianzouyuan,jiyanqingcaijiangcitongdeshuangshoutaiqilaikanlekan,fangcaizhangxinkezaixiaoshizishang,doupopiliuxuele。

yuanzhucanyudeyuannianhaimeiyouwanquanxiaosan,jiyanqingnaoziliquandoushibaochoulianggezi。

jiyanqinghuanhuandezhanqishen,tapailepaishenshangdehuichen,biyijianhaiyingraozhedandandeguihuaxiang,zheilidekongqizhenhaoya,jiyanqingxiangshoubandeyangqitoushenshendexileyikouqi,zuijiaogouqi,“baochoume?chengjiao。”

jiyanqingxinqinghenhaodexunzhejiyiwangjiazou,ganghuidaojia,jiukanjiantaniangzhengzaishaji,pangbianhaifangzhecongcaiyuanzilixinzhaidexiaohongjiaoheqiezi,xihongshi,huangguashade。

jialidezheizhijikeshitaniangdebaobeiya,pingsuli,tamenjiakejiuzhizhejidanjiacanni。

taniangjingranshedeshadiao,mobushiyudaoleshenmexishi?