第三章 不顾老婆去网吧

zaidibanshangdunleyihuiercaihuanhuandezhanqilai。

danyoufuzhexiaofu,yeshiyouxiexinjingroutiao。

guolepianke,meiyouchuxianbiedeyiyanghoutacaisongleyikouqi。

nachushoujijiliushengtangdadianhua。

响了两声,挂了!

limoyujitapopodalegedianhua。

dianhuajietonghoutamangwendao:“ma,shengtangquninneibianlema?”

“meiyoua,shengtangbushizaijialima?tapaole?”dianhualipopodeshengyinyouxiejinzhangdewendao。

limoyuyazhebiqiangdesuanse,qiangrenzheneizhongcongxindibengfachulaideweiqu,keshengyinlihaishidailekuqiang:“tadayouxi,woshuoletaliangju,tajiuduqichumenle,wojitadadianhuayebujie,manijitadayigekankantazainaer!”

“xiaolibushiwoshuoni,shengtanggoulaoshidele,tayoumeiyoubiedebuliangshihao,tayebuchuquhugaoluangao,jiushiaiwandianyouxi,nijiurangtawanbei,tawantade,nishuinide,duohao?nishuodabanyedenimenweizheidianxiaoshichaochao,haidezhetengwozheibalaogutou,woshangbeiziqiannimende!”

“bushi,ma……”limoyudehuoqiyeshanglaile,“ninzheijiaoshenmehua?wohuaizheshenyun,tawanyouxiyingxiangwoxiuxiwoshuotaliangjuzenmele?tameigeyuedegongzidouhuazaiyouxishangle,jiehunzheimejiutawangjialijiaoguojigeqian?doubugoutazijihuade。”

“yiqianyejiusuanle,xianzaiyoulehaizi,tajiusuanbuweiwokaolv,tayedeweihaizikaolvba?zheixiangshiyaodangdiederenma?”shuodaozuihou,limoyudashenghouleqilai,youxieshengsilijiede。

“haolehaolehaole,nibiegentayibanjianshi,denghaizichushengjiuhaole,nanrena,meidangfuqinhedanglefuqinhaishibuyiyangde。tayuanyichuquwanjiurangtachuquwanba,yezhenghaoshengdechaozheni,niyenengshuigehaojue……”

啪!

limoyumeitingwanjiubadianhuaguale。

zheiyike,tashenqiedetihuidaoleshenmejiaoyukuwulei。

mingminghenxiangku,quepianpiankubuchulai,jiuzaixiongkouchuduzhe,bushangbuxia。

刘胜堂一夜未归。

limoyudalewushugedianhua,sihuoyedabutong。

最后索性关了机。

liushengtangshiqingjingle,kelimoyuzheiyiwanshangqueshuidejibuanwen,menglihaojicizongnengtingdaomenxiang,ningkaichuangtoudengchuqukanshangyiyan,genbenmeiren。

shenzhizaimenglidoujicimengdaoliushengtanghuilaile,haigentadaoqian。

keshidiertianqilaikanzhekongkongruyedeketing,limoyucaiqingchu,daoqianzheizhongdongxizaitazheilishishechide。

门开了!

婆婆走了进来。

sangmendadechuqi:“shengtanghaimeihuilaia?”

“siwaitoule!”limoyuyeshiduqi,bieleyiduzihuo。

juedetazhenshidaolebabeizixuemeicaitanshangzheimeyihurenjia。

niangliangyigebiyigeqipa。

nanguaihuijiaochuliushengtangneiyangdeerzi,youzheiyangdeniang,erzinengdongshidaonaerqu?

“peipeipei,nizheizhangchouzui,zuilijiubuhuishuojuhuaa?dazaoshangqilaizhouzijinanren。”popolianseshuadejiubianle,zhizhelimoyujianshengmaleqilai。

“tasuanshenmenanren?bierenjiadenanrenyoutazheigeyangdema?chuquyiwanshangbuhuijiabaganghuaiyundelaopoyigerendiuzaijiali。”

limoyusihaobushiruo,shengyinbitapopohaida。