qianzhiheyaoyaohuanghuangdifeizhe，buduoshibianguairuleyigepianpidexiaoxiangzi，xiangzikoudexiaomianguanlaobanzuozaimenkou，quefangfoshenmedoumeikanjian。mianguandezhaopaikanqilaiyouwuwude。
meixiangdaojinlingzheigedachengshijuranyeyouzheimepodedifang。
wozhengyaogenshangqu，xieyanqueyibajiangwolanzhu。
“buduijing！”yishengyuyekaikoushuodao。woniutoukanguoqu，zhijiantameitoujinzhou。
“shenmeqingkuang？”woqueshiyoudianmeinongdong，buguokantamenlianggejinshendeyangzi，woyebugandayi，shouzhongananqiajue，zhidaiyaomoguiguaishachulai，woyigefajuerengguoqu，ranhoubatuijiupao。
suiranwoshidizangtianshichuanren，danwoshoutouqueshishenmedoumeiyou，gengbuyuanmomingqimiaojiaodaizaizheigelijiaqianlizhiyaodechengshi。
wozhengyouyuzhijian，xieyanhuranchaoxiangzilizouqu。
denghui？bushibuduijingma？nizenmetaijiaojiuwanglizou？
“genjinwo！”yishengyujinwozheshouzhongbuzhishenmeshihouduochudeyichuannianzhu，jiangwohuzaishenhou，yegenzhexieyanzoujinlexiangzi。
woganjingenshang，xiaoshengwendao：“zheigexiangzidaodiyoushenme，nengrangnimenzheimejinzhang？”
yishengyuyibianjingtizhesizhou，yibianhuida：“zheigexiangzilishenmedoumeiyou，zhengyinweiruci，wocaijinzhang。”
这是什么鬼逻辑？
yishengyujianwomimangdebiaoqing，bianzhidaowomeidong，yushifanwenwo：“yinidenengli，nengganzhidaoshenme？”
wonuliganshouleleyixia，dao：“zheigexiangzi，meiyouxianghuoqi，yemeiyousiqi，gengmeiyoushaqi，henpingchangdeyigexiangzi……”wohuranjiantoupifama。
yigehenpingchangdexiangzi，qianzhiheweishenmehuichuangjinlai？nandaoyougaoshouzaizheili？
yishengyujianwobiaoqingbianhua，dao：“zhidaoweishenmewomendourulindadiba，zheigexiangzilishenmeqixidoumeiyou，yigezhengchangdexiangzi，zenmekenengshenmeqixidoumeiyou？zuiqima，yinggaiyoushengqiba！”
wohuangrandawu，yuanlaitamenganzhidaodeshizheige。yedui，zaipodexiangzizongguiyeyourenzhu，yourenzhudexiangzizenmekenengmeiyoushengqi，zheidequehenfanchang。
xieyanhuranyoutingzhulejiaobu。
woshunzhefangxiangkanqu，zhijianqianmianchuxianleyiduqiang，changjiandehongzhuanbaiqiang。
qianzhihetingzaiqiangqian，shanzhechibang。
“womenyaoqudedifang，zaiqiangdehoumian？”wokanzheqiang，zongjuedenalibutaishufu。
xieyanhuranhedao：“daizhezhangshengtuichuqu！”
yishengyuyishoulazhuwo，zhuanshenjiuzhunbeipao，keshixiageshunjian，womenlianggeyiqijingzhule。
yiduqiangheranchuxianzaiwomenyanqian！
qiangdeqianmian，tingzheyigeputengshuangyideqianzhihe。
这是？
wodexinlishashilianglebanjie，zenmexieyanyehuizhongzhao？
“zaole，haishidayile！”yishengyurulindadi，fangkaiwodeshou，jiangnianzhutaozhushuangshou，shuangshouqiazhufajue，chiheyisheng：“foguangzhaowo，zhufafeixiang！po！”shuangshoufajuemengrandichu，yidaoguangmangcongtashoushangshechu，shunjianjiangyanqiandeqiangdongchuan。
jinjiezhe，neimianqiangheneigejiadeqianzhihebianxiaoshidewuyingwuzongle。
yishengyushoulefajuehenianzhu，lazhuwodao：“kuaizou！”
小姐姐，你真厉害！
wolaibujizanshang，ganjingenzheyiqiwangxiangzikoupaoqu。
caipaochuqubudaojibu，yishengyuyoutinglexialai，zhuanguotouwenwo：“xianzaishijidian？”
zheishishenmewenti？woyixinglejiubeinimendaichulaisuofensi，zenmekenengzhidaoshijidian？
等等……
天怎么黑了？
wohuranzhidaotaweishenmeyaozheimewenle，womenmingmingshidabaitianchulaisuofensi，suowanfensijiupengdaochehuoshijian，jingenzhejiudaolezheili，qianhoubudaoyigexiaoshideshijianli，zenmekenengjiudaolewanshang？
yishengyuqiaomeijincou，wodexinyejinbengleqilai。
zheigeshihou，wohuranfenwaihuainianhaizaijialitangzhedezhuduofaqi。
shenhoumeiyoushengyin，jijingyichang。
henmingxian，xieyanmeiyougenshanglai。kanlaiwomenshibeirenfenkaile。
daodishisheizuodeshoujiao？mudeyoushishenme？
yishengyubuganfangkaiwodeshou，sishishengpawohuituranxiaoshi。qishiwoyebuganfangkaitadeshou，yeyoudianbuyuanfangkai。
huran，yibinglirencongxukongzhongshengchu，henhenpixiangwomenliangge。
yishengyuganjinjiangwoladaoyibian，haimeitingxie，neibingdaojingenzheyouhengsaoleguolai，laisuzhikuai，womengenbenlaibujiduoshan。
yishengyudajizhixia，jimangjiangwotuikai。
woyoujingyouji，queyoushenmedouzuobule，yanzhengzhengkanzheneibingdaoxiangtasaoqu。
danyishengyumabuzhawen，zhenggeshentixianghoupingyang，neibingdaojingcazhetadebijiankankanerguo。
真是好腰马！
ranerwohaimeilaidejisongkouqi，yigezhanggunhuranjianchuxian，zhengzhonggangzhiqishenzideyishengyu。yishengyuzhongleyizhao，liantuijibu，yikouxianxuetulechulai。
woganjinkuaibuchaotapaoqu，quehutingtajinghudao：“xiaoxinshenhou！”
woxinzhongjingjue，ganjindishenchaopangbianyiduo，ertingdeshenhoufengshengyiguo，ganjinchongtawendao：“nizenmeyang……”huaweishuowan，quejiaranerzhi。
眼前空空如也。
衣生鱼呢？
zaole，nandaoshiyinxingderen，chongzhewolaide？
我竟然成了唐僧肉！
zaozhidaozheiyang，wojiugaidaizhefaqiqujiwoyeyeshangfen，suishuobutaiheguiju，danzuiqima，buzhiyuxiangxianzaizheiyangshushouwuce。
“xiaoxiongdi，nizenmeyigerenzaizheili？”yigecanglaodeshengyinbuheshiyidichuanlai。yigezhuzheguaizhangdelongzhonglaorenzhanzhanweiweidizouleguolai。
wojingtidikanzheta，yiyanbufa。
laorencouguolaikanlekanwo，manshizhouwendelianhuranchengkaile，xiaoleqilai，shuodao：“xiaojiahuo，nizheishimiluleba？yeyedainihuijia。”
shuozhe，manmanzhuanguoshenqu，yibuyibumanmantuntundizouzhe。
wojindingzhetadebeiying，xiaoxinjiebeizhe，shuangjiaoquehuranmaikai，chaozhetadebeiyingyibuyibugenleshangqu。
zaole！zheiyoushishenmefashu？kuileishuma？
tayoushishenmeshihoudongdeshoujiao？
zheigelaoren，nengcaokongsiren，yenengcaokonghuoren？
他到底要做什么？
woxinzhongdaji，quegenbenshenmeyezuobule。
“buwangwozheifanxinsi，zhongyurangwojiedaonile！”laorenhuitoukanlewoyiyan，shifenmanyi。
什么意思？
wosuiranshentibushoukongzhi，danshidanaofeisudizhuanzhe，shunjianxiangmingbaile。lukoudechehuo，zhipajiushizheigerenweilexiyinwomen，erzuochudeyigeju。