tingdaoshenqinyueshuodezheijijuhua，yexizhenggerenwuyuzhule。
da**，niwubuwuliaoa！sheiyoushijianpeiniwancosplay！
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“wozheirenyixiangbushuohuang！”
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yikaimen，tajiuheleyitiao，menkouzhijiebei45678gedahanjiduzhule。
“额......”
“jiweidage......jixiaodiwo......ranggedaobei！”
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kerenhenhuabuduodedahanguanyexishuoshenme，shenshoujiushibatawanglimianyitui，ranhouqingqingdidaishanglemen。
duizheixiaozikeyicushoucujiao，keyaoshiguanmenshengdaleranglimiandeda**bukaixinle，tamendetiefanwankejiububaole。
dingzaicizhedideyexitongkumianjudouchulaile，zuowanyeshi，tadedingyoubushitiezuode，nalichidexiaoa！
“如何？”
“wozaijiniyifenzhongdekaolvshijian！”
shenqinyuebuzhidaoshenmeshihoucongbangongzhuolinachulaiyipinghongjiu，jizijidaoleyibei，yizhezhuozijiuzheiyangkanzheyexi。
mozhedingqilaideyexikanzheyanqianzheigebujianglidenvren，neixindexiaohuoshanzhongyubaofale。
“woshuonizheinvrenchicuoyaoleba！”
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yexixinxiang，waimianneijigedahanyiyongershangwokenengdabuguo，laozihaidabuguonizheigenvrenma？
“是吗？”
“你可以试试！”
mianduishenqinyuedezaisantiaoxin，yexixianggeyuanfuyiyang，qichongchongdizoudaotadegenqian。
yibazhuaguotajuzhejiubeideshouwan，jiubeiyesuijijiudiaoluozailedishang。
jiubeiposuideshengyinjingraolewaimiandebaobiao，tamenbuganyouyisidaiman，dakaimenjiuchonglejinlai。
“出去！”
“sheirangnimenjinlaide！”
beishenqinyueyishenghechi，tamenyouqingqingdiguanshanglementuilehuiqu。
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tajiuzheiyangyuyexiduizhizhe，congxiaodaodatakemeishouguozheizhongqi。
zheigezishiyizhijiangchileliangfenbanzhong，haishiyexixiankaikoule，tafangkaileshenqinyuedeshouwan，wunaidao：
“你赢了！”
“shuoba，yaozenmeyangcainengfangguowo！”
daobushipaleshenqinyue，yitadeshenshoujiusuandabuguoduzaimenkoudejigedahan，taozoukendingshimeiwentide！
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yuqizheiyang，haiburuzhijieshuoqingle，yaozenmeyangnifangguowo！
“很简单！”
“woshuoguo，guaiguaizuowodefanlongzhiniao！”
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“200kuai，zaiwaimiankezhaobudaowozheizhong！”
shenqinyueshuangbeihuanzhuleyexidebojing，raotouxingqudidingzhezijideliewu。
suirangeleyicengyifu，danyexihaishiwendaolezheinvrenshenshangdexiangwei。
yaoshimeichuanyifu，tabuganxiangxiangzheinvrenyouduoxiang！
200kuai！200kuai！zheinvrenzenmegen200kuaiguobuqule！
200kuaibushiqianma？suiranshuotazheizhongziseshishaoledian，keneishitajiuzhisheng200kuaixianjinlea！
haiyou，shenmejiaorangwozaishuangyici，shinizijixiangshuangba！
“怎么样？”
“考虑地如何？”
zheimejinjulididingzheyexi，buzhidaoweishenmeshenqinyueneixinjingranyouleyisijidong，youzhongxiangwenshangqudechongdong。
zheigenanrenheqitananrenhenbuyiyang，buhuiyinweizijideshenfenerteyitaohaoziji，shenzhihaihuiguyidingzhuangziji。
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zhiyushenmeyuanyintacaibuguan，sheiquantouyingjiuyoudaoli！
“neiwodegongzizenmeban！”
“nizongbunengrangwochituba！”
yexicaibujieyishenqinyuerangtazuoshenme，zhiyaobuweibeidaode，bufanfa。
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“shixian？hehe！wowannile，ziranhuifangguoni！ruguowowanbuni，neimenijiuyaoyizhibeiwowan！”
变态！死变态！
yexizongnengyongzheilianggezilaixingrongzheigenvren，zheishishenmeguaipi！
yifuzheimehaokandepinang，limianquezhuzheyigemogui！
“xianzai，wodediyidaomingling：wenwo！”
mianduishenqinyuedewuliyaoqiu，yexineixintucaodao：
“zheifengnvrenxiangnanrenxiangfengle！”
“老子又不是鸭！”
jianyexikangjulezijideyaoqiu，shenqinyuedanfengyinu，xiangegoupushiyibanxiangyexidezuichunyaoqu。
pinchangdaoliewudexianxuehou，shenqinyuehaihuiweileyifanzheicaifangguoleyexi。
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“mingtianzaoshang8dianzhunshidaozheilijianwo！”
“fouze......”
“haiyou，nijizhu，nidezhurenjiaoshenqinyue！”
......
京都，市中心。
yichuyuanluo，simianhuanfang，xingchengleyige“kou”zixingjiegou。
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“jiangjun！laoshen，niyoushuleha！”
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zheiliangrenyigeshizhangguanhuaxiajunshidaquandehuaxiazhanshenyejianjun，yigezeshizhangwohuaxiadabufencaifudeaiguoqiyejiashenfuguo。
jingdousandajiazuqierdezhangquanrenjiuzaizheilianrandixiazhexiangqi。
“老夜啊！”
“shuoqilai，womenjihaizimendingdewawaqinyegaidaoshihoule！”
“danwoneibaobeinver......”
shenfuguomianlunanse，zheijianshishitaxiantichulaide，kequezaitazhei......
zhiyutanvershenqinyuepaodaolemodoutadangranzhidao，dantayebuyuanyiqiangqiunverzuobuyuanyideshiqing，yejiumeizenmeguan。
“没事！”
“woneibuzhengqierziyebuzhidaopaonaqule！”
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daishijichengshu，taxiangyingguojiazhengce，yirandaizhedaliangzijinhuiguo，chenglileshenshijituan。
youjinglijiniandefazhan，shenshijituanchengweilehuaxiaweiyidechaojijutou。
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liangrendeyouyiyemeiyouyinweibicideshenfentuibianergaibian。
“jiranzheiyang，neiwomenjiuzaiduojihaizimenyixieshijianba！fanzhenghaizimenhaixiao！”
“lailailai，womenjixu，wojiubuxinwoyingbulenile！”