第二章 新婚夜,植物人老公是装的

白强冷汗都下来了。

shengjiacaidashida,yaobushishengqichenbujiuqianyiwaichehuobianchengzhiwuren,zheimenhunshinalishibaijiagaopandeqide?

baiqiangmanyanyinhendidengzhechengyu。

chengyuquemanbuzaiyi,“luyinwoyijingbeifenfadaopengyouneile,laiyingdekemeiyong。”

“wodayingbagongsijini,dannixiawujiudequshengjia!”

fanzhengshengjiadepinliyouyiqianwanni!

baiqiangbuganbuyuandiqianlezhuanranghetong,chengyudaishangwenjianzhuantouyaozou,xiaolingquejiangtalazhu。

“nibahaiyouyiduizuchuandeyupeizaiwozhei,niyaoshibuxiangrangwobatashuaisuile,jiubiejiwoshuahuazhao!”

chengyumouguangbinglengshuaikaitadeshou,“fangxin,woshuohuasuanshu。”

zheijuhua,jiangtamensuoshengwujidemunvqinqingchedigeduan。

chengyudaishangwenjian,zaiguidingdeshijianganwangminzhengju。

minzhengjumenkou,shengjiadeguanjiazaoyidengzainei。

guanjiakanleyiyanhuitoutuliandechengyu,jiuzhidaozheikendingbushibaijiadaxiaojie。

guanjiachenzhelianjishenglaotaitaidaledianhua,kededaodedafuqueshimeiguanxi。

zhiyaonengzaijishilingzhengjiehun,guantashibushidajiaqianjinni?

buguobangexiaoshi,zaizouchuminzhengju,chengyukanzheshoushangrehudexiaohongben,buyoudeyouxiangqileneigechengnuoleyaolaiqutadezhanan。

yinweiyichangyiwai,tazaizijiaxiaoyuanlijiuguoyigemanlianshishangdemoshengnanren,dangshineirenjiangyikuaiyujuecongbozishangquxialaijitadaishang,haishenzhongchengnuohuihuilaiquta。

jieguolianggeyueguoqule,duifangguiyingdoumeiyouyige。

chengyumiqileyanjing,zuijiaoweiwan,tanshoumole**qiandenuanyu,“wohuizhaodaonide。”

“夫人您说什么?”

guanjialingzhetashangleshengjiadeche,tingdaoshengyinhuitou,haiyihuodewenleyiju。

chengyuyaotou:“meishenme,huiquba。”

guanjiadaizhechengyuhuidaoshengjia,zhicongcongjianleyimianshenglaotaitai,zhijiebeisongjinleshengqichendefangjian。

jinmenzhiqian,chengyujiuzhidaoshengqichenshigezhiwuren,suoyitacaihuizheimegancuidedayingjiaguolai。

zhiwurenjibuletarenheweixie,fanershengtaitaizheigeshenfenhaihuirangtazuoqishilaigengfangbian。

dengguogejinian,shengqichendengtuiyizou,zijiyejiugongchengshentuile。

jinmenhou,chengyucaifaxiantadezhangfusuiranmiansecangbai,danyiwaide,shuaideshangxinyuemu。

chuangshangdenanrenyidongbudong,huxiqueyouxieqiguai。

buxiangshizhiwurengaiyoudehuxi。

chengyuxiayishidijiumoshangleshengqichendemaibo。

xufuzaluan,shizhongzhengzhirendemaixiang。

danshi……youyouxiebudui。

chengyugoulechunjiao,yandihuaguoyimoleran。

tazheigezhiwurenzhangfu,shizhuangde。

zaichajuedaopozhanhou,chengyusongkaishengqichendeshouwan,zuozaichuangbianyongshoutuozhexiaba,manyanshanzhemingliangdeguang,ruyigetianzhenbuanshishideshaonv。

“tingshuonishichuchehuocaibianchenglezheiyang,tengma?zheiyangtangzhebunanshouma?”

chuangshangdeshengqichenmeiyourenhefanying。

“suanle,nixiangzhuangjiuyizhizhuangxiaquba,woyebuhuichaichuanni,dengwobanwanshijiuhuizou,zanlianghubuganshe。”

shengqichenbukaikou,chengyujiudangshiliangrenyukuaidedachenglegongshi。

tiansebuzao,chengyuxishuwanbihouzhunbeishangchuangshuijue。

suirantabuxiangheyigemoshengnanrentongchuanggongzhen,danbijingtamenxianzaishihefafuqi。

erqiechuanggouda,renpingtazenmezheteng,yejuegunbudaoshengqichenneibian。

chengyuxiankaibeizi,gangxiangtangjinbeiwo,jiutingjianyidaodichendeshengyinlenglengxiangqi。

“滚。”

chengyulengleyixia,zhuantouwangxiangshengyindelaiyuan。

shizhongbukenjitahuiyingdeshengqichenbuzhishenmeshihouzhengleyan,qiheishuangtongzaihunandengguangxia,shenderuyitansishui,rangrenxiayishidexiangyaoyuanli。

fenmingshuaiqibirendenanren,zhoushenquelongzheyicenglingrenbugankaojindebingshuang,jinguanweidongfenhao,sanfadeqixiquerangrenyayidaojijinzhixi。

“滚下去。”

chengyulengshendegongfu,shengqichenyoulenglengkaikou。

他居然不装了?

chengyuyandishanguoyisixingqu,yingzheshengqichenbinglengdemouguang,dalegehaqian,manbuzaihudixiankailebeizi。