duhengwucengjingshikunyizuihaodeshoupajiao。
dangranle，renheshizhiyaojiashangcengjingerzi，duoshaojiuyouxiegushizailitou。qianshizanan，yanxiazheiweizaixiangfudezhushixiaojieyukunyikeyishuodeshangshishuihuoburong，duhengwujikunyideqingtie，doushiyongzuimingguidezhibi，ranhourangzuicubidexiarenlaixie。
“youzhi。”kunyibaiyanzhifan，“youbenshibieqingwo。”
“duxiaojieruoshibuqingnin，yougaixiangsheixuanyaotarujindechengjiu？”lantiaoyibianxiaoyibianjitashangzhuang，“tingwentazaishengjingluochengdenvzixueyuanlichulegenengjinshangqingsidehaomiaozi，yanxiajingzhongdaguanxianguidoushangganzhejiangnversongqutaneili，zaixiangfumentingshenshirenao。”
“tajiushigeshudaizi。”piepiezui，kunyitiaoleyizhizuihuaguidefengyijinzanwangtoushangbilebi，“wohaizhenbunengrangtaqiaolexiaohua。”
“duile。”xiangqipaichuquderen，kunyihuitoukanxianglantiao，“yuqinghoufuneibiankezhunbeihaole？”
“dianxiafangxin，houyegangchenglenindeqing，yanxiabingweijujue，zhishishuojinrishiwufanduo，weibinengpeidianxiayinyandaozuihou。”
好难搞的男人哦。
坤仪撇嘴。
tadouduitazheimehaole，tajingranhaizheibanfangbeita。
buguo，xiangqinieyanneizhangjiweihaokandelian，kunyijuedingbuyutajijiao，zhiyaotayuanyipeitaqudufujiuxing。
nieyanjiedaotadexiaoxideshihou，xiayishidexiangfashibuyuande。
raner，tajixinghenhao，haijidezijidayingguotayijianshi，nanzihandazhangfu，yiyanjiuding，liansezainankanyezhinengdiantou。
“houyejinrihaoshengjunlang。”kunyizuozaifengchelituozhexiabadaliangta，yanlijinshimanyi，“yushutianzi，fenghuawuer。”
nieyanyanpidoulandetai：“dianxiaguojiang。”
“wojianshangdeshangganggangjiejia，daihuieryanshangrenduo，houyekedehuzhewodian。”
“dianxiajishiyoushangzaishen，youhebilaifuyan。”
kunyitiaomei，lisuoyingdangdidao：“xiangwomenzheizhonghuangshihuaping，jiushiweigezhongyanhuihuozhedeya，buquyanhui，zenmekandangxiazuishengxingdeyishangshoushi，zenmegenrenpanbidouzui？”
taminchun，lianshangshensepoweibuzantong。
“wozhidaonixiangshuoshenme，nixiangshuodongbianhaiyouzaiqing，womenzheixierenzenmehainenghuaxinsizaizheixiekongshishang。”kunyihengxiao，xianshoujiangheishalongguolai，shenseyonglan，“kewojiusuanbuxiangzheixiekongshi，yeduizaiqinghaowuzhuyi——renzongshiyaoyizijidefangshiguorizide。”
nieyanweizheng，buyoudikanletayiyan。
youshihoutajuedezheiweidianxiaxianggebeichonghuaidexiaonvhai，jiaozongzifu，buanshishi。keyoushihou，tayoujuedetaxiangshilijingcangsangdeguike，shenmedoumingbai。
qiaozhebuguojiangmanershidenianji，zenmehuiyouzheimefuzadeqizhi。
“dianxia，dufudaole。”
kunyiyitingwaitouzheihua，limazuozhileshenzi，fangcaideqingxuyisaoerkong，zhenggerenjinruleyizhongdouzhigaoangdezhuangtai：“houye，kuaixiache。”
nieyanbeitazheibianhuakandeyileng，bujiedixiankaichelian。
dufudamenkou，jishigenvjuanbingzhehaizairumendebinkedoutingxialedongzuo，qishuashuadikanxiangtamensuozaidefangxiang。weishoudedujiaerxiaojieduhengwubanzheyizhanglian，yijingdaizheqishixiongxiongdirenyingleshanglai。
聂衍：“……”
还真够剑拔弩张的。
taluodizhanding，zhuanshenjiangshoushenlechuqu。
lantiaoxiankaishalian，kunyiruanruandijiangroutidashangtadezhijian，xianyaokuanyi，fengmougupan，shifenyouyadishunzhetadelidaoxialechenian。
“duoxiehouye。”tachaotahanshou，quandangmeiqiaojianpangbiandeduhengwu，yanboyingyingdichongtadao，“jinriyaoyoulaohouyezhaogule。”
zheirenbenjiushengdejiaomei，suizheyishenheisha，danzheimechongrensaruan，dangzhenxiangyipianqingyu，dazhewanerwangrenxinwozilizuan。
nieyanchuiyan，jiangyingpianke，dandandingleyisheng。
“dianxiabukuishigangcongyiguohuilai。”duhengwuzhanzaipangbianchaodao，“rujinshuohualianshetoudoulvbuzhile。”
“aiya，zheibushiduerxiaojieme。”kunyicetoukanxiangta，fengyanweimi，shangxiadaliang，jieryouxiao，“jingzhongdoushuoerxiaojieweineinvzixueyuanjinxinjinli，woqiaozheyeshi，doushouchengzheiyangle，yishangchuanzhedoukongluoluode。”
“zishibibudedianxiajinguijiaoyang，suishichuanzhesangfu，yebujiangeshousangmoyang。”duhengwufanchunxiangji，youkanlenieyanyiyan，shenseweibian，“nandeyuqinghoujinriyekenjiwoyanmian，dajiaguanglin。”
nieyangongshou，suanshijianguoli，muguangzaitashoushangdehongshengjieshangtingdunyishun，youyikailelian。
“erweiqingba。”tacekaileshen。
kunyihanxiaodiantou，yunieyanyiqibingxingwanglizou。
zaichangnvjuanshenduo，jiewangyuqinghoushenshangdaliang，yibianlianhongyibianyilun。
“xianshaoqiaojianzheiweihouye，shengdezhenshijunlang。”
“tingwenhaiweicenghunpei。”
“qianxierizilijiashangmenqushuoguoqin，beijule，guigelixiaolexujiuni。”
tamenduosiyuyiju，nieyandeliansejiugengnankanyifen，daizoudaotingnei，tayijingshimianruobingshuang。
“chenyaoshimeijicuo，dianxiacengshuochendinghuixihuanjinrizhishi。”
ganshoudaoyinyindenuqi，kunyitaixiuyanchun，fengmouxinxudizhuanlezhuan：“houyerucimeise，nandaobuxihuanlaizheirenaodedifangbeirenchengzan？”
聂衍扭头就要走。
“ei。”talianmanglazhutadeyixiu，dishenghongdao，“bieshengqima，tamenyoubuhuichileni。”
shenxiyikouqi，nieyanyanchenruhai：“dianxiaruoshixuyaogehuajiazilaichongmenmian，dakebubirucidafeizhouzhangyaochenqianlai。”
“wozhidaoni，youyaoshuoshengjingronghuaguanliyoudeshi。”kunyitiaomei，“keneixiehuajiazidoumeinihaokanya。”
nieyanfanshoujiuyaoshuaikaita。
“ai，haolehaole，piannide。”talianmanganfu，“jinriqueshihaiyoubiedeyaoshi，ruowoxiaoxiyouwu，houyejiuzhidangshilaipeiwochijiu，ruoshibeitamenshuozhongle……neihouyedangzhenhuixihuanjinrizhixingde。”
zuihoubanjuyadileshengyin，jihushicoudaotaerceshuode。
ergenyihong，nieyantuihoubanbu，weinao：“buyongcouzheimejinshuohua。”
“neikebuxing，bijingshimimi。”tazhayan，youduanlezhuoshangdeguihuagaopengdaotayanqian，“bienaowole，changchangzheige。”
zheimetiandedongxi，youshenmehaochide。
nieyanqingheng，jieguolaifangzaishouli，meidong。
kunyiziguzididuanqilingyipan，gangyaoleyikou，jiutingdeduhengwudeshengyinyouyuanjijin：“xiaonvhaimeilaidejiguanhuaigongzhudianxia，linguoneiweifuma，zheiciyoushizenmeside？”
nieyandiyanqiaozhe，jiujiankunyilianshangshanguoyishundecangbai，erhouchuimou，ruowuqishididao：“beiwokesidebei，zenmele，xiqia？niyoubushimeijianguo。”
“dianxiayeshixinda，haisileyigeyouyige，queyehaiganzhaorenanren。”tazailiangrenmianqianzhanding，cetoukanxiangnieyan，“houyeyugongzhuyinggaicaixiangshibujiuba，xushidoubuzhidao。”
hualidiyitaizhong，tingdenieyanbutaishufu：“duerxiaojieyouhecijiao？”
duhengwuyileng，zhoulezhoumei：“houyedaoyebubizheimehuzheta，wanyinatianbeitahaile，jiuzhenshihaoxinmeihaobaole。”
tashuozhe，zhaoshouhuanlaiyigeguniang，dangzhekunyidemiandao：“zheishilishilangjiadesanxiaojie，qianxieriziqushangqingsibaoguodao，buzhihouyekecengjianguo。”
lisanxiaojiemianseweihong，daoshigancuililuodijinieyanxingleli：“houyeanhao。”
nieyankanletayiyan，weiweidiantou，meishenmeyinxiang。
kunyibuleyile，wangliangrenzhongjianyizhan，yangtoukanta，juelejuezui：“nijianguotama？”
“没。”
“neinizhishuomeijianguoya，xianqiandoubujiwoliuyanmian，nixianzaihaijitaliuyanmian？”
“zheiyuyanmianyouheganxi。”
“wobuguan，wobugaoxing。”
nieyanjuedehuangmiu，zheiyoushenmehaobugaoxingde。
buguo，zheirenshengqiqilaidaoshibipingshijiaxiaodeshihoukanzheshunyan，ximeidaoshu，fengyandengdeliuyuan，lianjiayeyiguyigude，shengdongdejin。
yigemeirenzhu，tagoulegouchun。
yuanzilianjingleyishun，jiezhe，siyuzhishenggengda。
“yuqinghoujingranshihuixiaode？”
“tashichonggongzhuxiaodehaishichonglisanxiaode？”
“feihua，dangranshilijiasanxiaojie，niqiaokunyigongzhuneixiongemoyang，sheikanlexiaodechulai。”
kunyikebuguantamenhushuoshenme，tayanlizhiyounieyandelian。
zheirenxiaoqilairusanyuechunfengfukaibaihua，ruhuademeiyanlishanguolianyiwenrou，suiranzhishiyishun，queyejiaorenxinkuangshenyi。
youzheidengdeshenxianyanse，tadangxiajiusuanshiyaotaquchisu，tayeshikende。
“dianxia。”nieyanshoulianleqingxu，pingjingditixingta，“shouligaodianyaodiaole。”
kunyihuishen，xiayishidilonglelongshouzhongwandie，erhouzhuanshen，xiaomimididuiduhengwudao：“wohaileyigeyouyigenanren，haishiyouyigeyouyigedenanrendengzhebeiwohai，nishuoqibuqiren？”
shuoba，dunledun，youbushangyiju：“nidageneier，nijidetiwoshangzhuxiang，gaosutabuyongdanxinwo，woguodehaozheni。”
duhengwuliansezhoubian，dangjizhuazhuletadeshouwan：“zheihuaniyeshuodechukou！”
kunyichitong，fanshouyezhuazhutadeshouwan：“woweiheshuobuchukou？zheishinidagelinzhongqiandefenfu。”
“buyaolian！”duhengwudanu，dangjijiuyaoyutasida，beipangbiandelijiasanxiaojielanzhu，“erxiaojie，zheishigongzhu。”
“gongzhuzenmele，gongzhujiunenghaisibierendegege，ranhoubuwenbuwen，jixuxunhuanzuole？”duhengwushuangyantonghong，“kunyi，nimenxinziwen，zheishijiankeyoubiwogegeduinihaihaoderen？nijianzhishilangxingoufei！guaibudehoulainiyaojiaderenquansile，zheidoushibaoying！”
shuaikaitadeshou，kunyilenghengdiroulerouzijideshouwan：“wodebaoyingshenmeshihoulaiwobuzhidao，danniruozaiyixiafanshang，duerxiaojie，nidebaoyingpashibibengongdexiandao。”