第二章 没有裤子,他怎么出门?

suhejiangtaenhuichuangshang,“jiniqingliganjingzaifenghe。”

changnianzaidishangmopadagun,tadeyifubimobuhailan,zhandenichendoujiekuaile,wanquanmeiyouzaihuanxidebiyao。

xionghaizibupeihe,tabugouliqijiangtabaguang,zaishuowaikeyishengdetezhangbushituoyifu,ershishifeijian。

“shua……shua……shua……”

jiandaofengli,meijixiabianjiangyifujiansui。

benlaixiangjitaliutiaodi/kude,keyezangdekanbuchuyanse。

“gunkai,wobuyaoniguan。”xugezhendehuangle,fenbugushendifankang。

“bieluandong!”suheweixiedao:“jianlebugaijiande,jiumafanle。”

manliantonghongdexugeyongshousisiwuzhu,henbudeyaosita。

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chulemanshendeshanghen,tazuoxionghaidaleluoyin,shishaohongdeluotieshengshengenshangqude,“fan”zibeiluojinshentili,wushibuzaijingxingxuge,tashimounidezhongfan。

fayanganran,tadeshuangtuihongzhongliuzhong。zaituoxiaqu,tuihuichedilansi,renyemeiyouhuotoule。

huanleshijipiaoheishui,caisuanjiangtashentinongganjing。

zeze,xiangbudaoshaonianxiligejingrucijunmei,jianmeixingmu,bigaomeishen,wuguanshensuijianyi,rangtazheigelaoayikandexinpengpengtiao。

chuledaojianshangzhiwai,tashenshanghaiyoushaoshanggentangshangyijizhuanaoliuxiade,suherenbuzhuwenleju,“zheidoushiwonongde?”

xugeshuangchunjinmin。buranni!

suhexiangxiang,shoudouyoudiandou。yuanzhuhaizhenmeishaodongshou,poguoreshui,nabandengzaguo,yonghuoqiandaguo,zhiyaotaxinqingbuhao,shoulidaizheshenmelaishenme。

ai,suhetingyayide,ningkaimaojinwangtazuilisai,“yaojinle,wojinifenghe。meiyoumayaoyoudiantong,danwojinkuai。”

xugexiangzhifennudexiaonaigou,jiangmaojintuchulai,“nixiangshawojiulaidaotongkuaide,biezaiwanhuayang。”

buzhigairuheshuofuta,suhebanshangcaidao:“zaifankang,wojiangnibangqilai……**。”

xugeliansetieqing,suhejianjizaicibamaojinsaitazuili。

chuanhaozhenxian,jiangfengyizhenyongmeiyouhuoshaorexiaodu,banguizaichuangbianjitafenghe。

zhudaoshinian,duiyujiandandefenghe,suhebizheyanjingdounengganhao。zhijianzhenxianfanfei,henkuaijiangshangkoufenghao。

jinguantadongzuokuai,jinyaoyaguandexugerengshitongdemantoudahan,yanrenfanbai。buguo,talengshimeiyouzhisheng,suanshitiaohanzi。

yifanzheteng,xugejiangyingditangchuangshang。

mangwanyiqie,edeqianxiongtiehoubei,erzaofangchulebanbafaniandeyecai,shenmeyemeiyou。

tabusixinyoudaozawufangfan,yiwaifaxianlianggenhuailedeguaizhang。guaizhangjiandancucao,jikuaimucaidingzaiyiqi。

jishizheiyang,yuanzhuhaishimeifangguo,zhijieyongchuizijiangmucaiqiaolie,weidejiushizhemota。rangtawufazoulu,zhinengxiangpachongyiyanghuozhe。

suheshoubulezheizhongsangliangxinde,yongchuizijiangqiaoliedemucaidinghao,zaijiangmaocifeibian。

jiangguaizhangsonghuitafangjian,suhefangxiashenduanrouhedao:“nixianjiangjiuyongzhe,woguoliangtianxiangbanfajininonggegenghaode。”

buzhitahululimaishenmeyao,xugeheizhelianbudali。

“haiyouqianmei?”suhexiangtashenshou,“jialimeichidele。”

guoran,zaizheilidengzhetani。

xugelenglengdao:“yaoqianmeiyou,yaomingyitiao!”

苏禾:“……”

lanchuanhaiyousanqianding,xugeganglaishiqueshidailejijianzhiqiandedongxi,danzaizheiliangnianneidoubeiyuanzhunongquhuihuoguangle。

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ai,rendouyijingsile,liuzhehaiyoushenmeyongni,daoburuhuanerliangrouchi,shundaijixiaonaigoujiacan,yesuanjiyuanzhujigongdele。

duishaxianbushu,erqieduzishizaiedelihai,suhezhijienazhejiaohuanjinwuwenxuge,“dangpuzaina?”

“heng。”xiaonaigoufantabaiyan。zheisinvren,youyaoshuashenmehuazhao?

“wokuaiesile!”suhecuicudao:“kuaidian,huanleqianjinimairouchi。”

“chumenwangyou。”xugeyeededuzizhijiao,baibanbuqingyuandikaikou。

zoudaomenkou,suheyouzhehuilaihuanglehuangjinjiaohuan,“zheiwanyinengdangduoshaoqian?”zheishijialiweiyizhiqiandedongxi,kebunengrangrenjikengle。

xugemeihaoqidao:“nishinaozishuaihuailema?”

qiaoqiao,gangjitaqiangjiuhuilai,xianzaijiuhuiqiangrenle,zhenshishengmingliwanqiang,guaibudeshentilanchengzheiyang,hainenganrandehuozhe。

suhecaibuguanta,duidao:“woyiqianjinjiaoxiaojie,yilaishenshoufanlaizhangkoude,budongxingqingzenmele?wenniyiju,youbuhuishaokuairou。”zheixiaonaigouyeshiqianshoushi,taruohaohaodebuduiyuanzhu,gujiyuanzhuyebuzhiyujingchangnvedaidudata。

zhenshiyingleneiju,xuebengdeshihou,meiyouyipianxuehuashiwugude。

xugechouleyantashouzhongdedongxi,lengmodao:“baliang。”

“nidengzhea。”suhetaituiwangwaizou。

tingzheshengyinchuleyuanzi,xugeliangshouchengzheshentizuoqilai,jincuzhemeitou。zheinvrenxinglaihouxingweitaiguofanchang,shuohuazuoshiyanranhuanlegerenside。

yiqianyifulanletadoubuhuifeng,gangcaifengtaderoushi,dongzuoxianshudegenxiuhuaside。

gaibuhui,mingzheduitahao,shizeyaojuanleweiyidejiadangyaogenyenanrenpaoluba?

yiqianhongpiantacaiwushi,yeshishuodebichangdehaihaoting。

xugedunshibianlelianse,naqiguaizhangyaoquzhui,quefaxianzijizhichuanletiaokucha。

meiyoukuzi,tazenmechumen?

guoran,yiqiedoushitashejide,dufu!

xugenaode,butingyongquantouchuizheguaizhang。