第1章
“wobujia，wosiyebujia......”
shijiabieshuerlouchuangtaishang，shiqingqingkuazuozhe，kudexiesidili。
tazuomengdoumeixiangdao，qinjianeigebiantaibingyangzi，jingranxuanzhongleshijiachongxi。
tadouyijingkesilewurenqizi，tahainianqing，buxiangsi！
“aiya，wodexiaozuzong，nibiehebaba，kuaixialai......”
shichangyunyoujiyouqidihongzhe，zheiyaoshicongloushangdiaoxiaqu，jiusuanbusiyedeshangjindonggu，qinjiakebuhuiquyigecanfei，neitawuqianwanpinlijiufeile。
“shia，nannan，nixianxialai，xianxialai......”
zhouxiutingwuzhexiongkou，yifuxinjirufendemoyang。
shiqingqingjianjiaochusheng，“zongzhi，wobujia，wobuyaojiyigebiantaibingyangzidanglaopo......jialiyoubushiwoyigenver！shihuanni，neigechoubaguaiweishenmebunengjia！fanzhengqinjiameishuofeiqunayige！”
shichangyunyipainaomen：duia！
tahaiyouyigezaixiangxiajiyangdechouyatou！
只是......
“shihuanhuirongle，zheiyaoshirangqinjiabuxi，haibudezhengsiwomen......”
时常运想想有点怕。
neibingyangziqinjingchen，suiranshiqinjiadepangzhi，kezaizheiquanguo，zhanle“qinjia”zheilianggezide，jiusuanshizhihaozi，yemeirenganrea！
“pashenme？”zhouxiutingshishikaikou，“shihuansuiranchouledian，danyaoshenduanyoushenduan，qinjiachongxibujiushiweileliuhou，nengshenghaizijiuxingle！”
zheihua，shuodeyeyoudiandaoli。
zhouxiutingmeimingmeifendegenletaxuduonian，haijitashenglelianggehaizi，tadequebunengsongtamendenverjinhuohai。
xiangdaozhei，shichangyunhenhendidianlexiatou，“xing！jiurangshihuanjia！wozheijiuqujitadadianhua，wentadaonale......”
突然。
“peng——”yishengjuxiang。
几人转头看去。
yigechuanzhesusezhangqundeshaonvlinzheyigebaojingjingdizhanzaimenkou，shenduanjuehao，lianshangluozhexuduochouloudebapohuailezhengzhangliandemeigan，zhiliuxiayishuangmouzicuicanduomu。
“nimenzaishuoshenmeni？”
shihuanpiaoliangdeyanjingyouleng，wanqidechunjiaogouchuyimojiqiao，“xiangrangwojiaren？”
zhouxiutingbeishaonvneihairendeyanshenhuangleyixia，xintouyiji，jingyouxiebuganzhishi。
xiangxiazheijinianzenmemeibatayangchengfeiwu！
zhouxiutingmeitoujincu，naoxiuchengnu，“rangnijiarenzenmele，nikesiniqinma，kedeninainaixianzaichenglezhiwuren，nengjiaruqinjianeidoushibianyileni。”
shihuanlenglengdinilezhouxiutingyiyan，gouchunlengxiao，“jirannijuedeshibianyilewo，neizheibianyi，nirangninverjianhuiquhaole。”
“你休想。”
shiqingqinglikefanbo，tacaibuyuanyijianeibingyangzi，taxiangjiade，shiqinjianeiweizuinianqingzuiyouweiyouzuishenmidejiazhu！
“nikemu，neibingyangzikeqi，ganghaopeidui！”
克母......
shihuanzhouranlengxiamianrong，“nizhaosi！”
talenglengtaishou，jigenyinzhenpokongerchu，zhichongzheshiqingqingerqu，wanrudianguangjifeng！
“砰——”
yinzhenzharushiqingqingjiaohuai，tacongchuangtaidiaoxiaqu，lianchaoxiadizaidaodishang。
yishengjuxiang，jianqichentu。
“啊！我的脸——”
shiqingqingguizaidishang，tongdeqishengdahan。
捂着脸，鲜血直流。
shihuanweitaixiae，yishuanglinliedemeimoubinglengsusha，“zaiganluanshuoyijuhua，kejiubushilianpoxiangzheimejiandanle。”
zhouxiutingchongshanglai，“shihuanniganshanghaiwonver，zhaosi！”
shihuanfanshoudaletayibazhang。
“啪！”
zhouxiutingzhenggerendoushaleyan，huiguoshenhou，yaozheya，“nizheigejian......”
shichangyunyeyangqishouyaojiaoxunzheigeniezhangnver。
shihuanpingjingdezhanzaimenkou，muguangqingleng，“youshiqiuren，jiuzheigetaidu，nimenbuxiangyaowuqianwanpinlile？”
shichangyuntaiqideshouyidun，“nishenmeyisi，yuanyijiadaoqinjia？！”
tazhiguanxinzijineiwuqianwanpinlideshiqing，xiangdaoshihuanyuanyijialaolianshunjianxiaochengleyiduohua，“zhiyaoniyuanyijia，wobaozhenghaohaoduidaineilaopozi，mingtianjiuzhaoyishengjitakanbing！huozhenixiangjiezouyekeyi！”
老婆子？
neikeshinima！qinshouburu！
shihuanbeitayijuhuachadianqihongleyan，dangnian，muqinguoshi，fuqinxuxian，nainaishiweiyidaitahaoderen，keturannainaijiubingdaole，shichangyunbalaorendiudaodixiashibuwenbuwen。
jimumatashisaobaxing，caishisuichutoudetabeiqiangzhisongdaolexiangxia。
一群**，败类！
tamenjiubuyangnainai，tayang！
“wotongyile，”shihuanmeitouyitiao，“bujiushiqinjiama，woqu。”
zhouxiutingmeixiangdaotazheimerongyijiutongyile，xinlianandeyi，guoranyongneilaopoziweixiehaoyong，xiangxiadaijiulejiuhuibianchun!
“guoliangtianjiushichujiaderizi，tongyilekebunengfanhui！”
shihuanfengcikaikou，“wobuxiangmouren，dangle**haiyaolipaifang。”
tabiyikanleyanxiaochenghuadeliangren，zhuanshenliqu，sheiyemeikanjiantazuijiaogouqidebinglenghudu。
nainaideshiqingjiejuele，dengtabanainaijiezou，tasuoyouderuanleidoumeiyoule，jiexialaijiushiquqinjiaquerenneijianshiqingle......
shichangyun、zhouxiuting、shiqingqing，dengzhetadebaofuba！
gangshanglou，shoujixiangleqilai，shiyitiaowuqianwandezhuanzhang。
jiezheyoushoudaoshouxiafalaideweixin。
“laoda，gangwanchengdexiaodan，qianjinidaguoqule。”
“laoda，nizenmeturanhuishijiale，neixiaowoshinengzhudeshufuma？”
“laoda，nizenmebuhuifule，zaimangma？”
这话痨小白。
shihuanxinqinghaolexie，gougouchun，huileguoqu，“ng，mangzhejiarenni。”
xiaobai：“......！！？”