第1章

zhongnanqingnvledabanbeizidemama,zaiwushisuideshihouyiwaitanhuan。

woneikenlaodedidi,tadehaoerzi,quemeijinguoyitianzeren。

womeiyoujiehun,duziyirenzhaoguletaershinian,zhidaotashouzhongzhengqin。

meirenzhidao,mamasihouzhongshengle,zhongshengzaiwoshibasuineiyinian。

「linxiaoxiao,nijuranmaixinshoujile?!」

shujiahuijiadeshihou,wokoudailidexinshoujibuxiaoxinluchuleyigejiao,beishafashangkandianshidelinbinbinfaxianle。

tadiuxiashupianyigejianbuchongdaowomianqian,congwodouliqiangzouleshouji,xingfendinaqilaizuokanyoukan。

wonaozhongjinglingdazuo,yuganbumiao。

「niganshenme?haijiwo!」

「heihei,xianzaitashiwodege!」

linbinbinnazheshoujixiangjiesuo,shilejigemimadoubudui,ranhouqiangyingdiminglingwojitadakai。

wojile,mangdao:「zheishiwoyongzijidagongdeqianmaide,nibunengna!」

「wojiuyao,wofeiyao,heihei!」

「nizijibushiyoushoujima?weishenmefeiyaoqiangwode?」

zheigeshoujishiwoxinxinkukuqizaotanheizuo**zhuanqianmaide,wozenmeshederangjita?

erqie,linbinbincaishanggaozhong,yijingyongshanglezuixinkuandepingguo,wozheigezhishiliangqiankuaideshoujieryi,tajiushiqiangwodedongxixiguanle,jibianbuxuyao,yeyaoqiang!

「ei~wonalianggeshoujibuxingma?」

woyayizhenuhuo:「haijiwo!」

「妈!老妈!」

tingdaotahanlaoma,woxinhuileyidaban。

congxiaodaoda,zhiyaolinbinbinxiangyaode,bamadouhuijinliqumanzuta,gengbieshuotakanshanglewodedongxile。

wobushimeiyoufankangguo,kewodekangyizhihuihuanlaiyidundama。

「nidangjiejiede,rangzhediannididizenmele?siyatoupianzizenmezheimebudongshi?!」

「nichizaoshiyaochujiade,linjiayihouhaidekaonididilaizhicheng,nibiexianggennidibizhidaoma?」

zheihuawoyijingtinglewushubianle。

kanzhewohuibaidelianse,linbinbinyijingdeyidixiaoleqilai,haibuwangchongwozuogezhongguilian,woqidehunshenfadou,henbudejitayigedazuiba。

「啪!」

qingcuidexiangsheng,linbinbinlianshangzhendeaileyigedazuiba!