“这~这~”
“这~”
cishi，suoyourendouyijingdaizhule。qiujiazhongrenmudengkoudai。kongqi，siyibandejijing！
zhiyouhanfenghuxiao，sinvelezhengpiantiandi。
fangjianzhizhong，shenjiuyifuziliangrenqiuraozhishengjiujiudehuidang。
qiujiasuoyourendoudangchangzhengzhu。
shenjiabushilaiwenzuidema？
zenmefandaojiyefanguixialaile！
qiumuchengyeshishunjianlengzaiyuandi，nanyizhixindekanzheyanqianchangjing。
tagenbennanyixiangxin，yunzhoushiqianyihaomen，shuyishuerdedajiazu，bingqiebeikaolieryedeyunzhoushenjiajiazhushenjiuyi，jingranhuiduiyefanguidiqiurao，qichuqingzui。
zailianxiangzhiqianyefanchumenshuodehua，zheiyikeqiumuchengyebujinkaishihuaiyi，nandaoyefan，zhendeyoushenmebuweirenzhidemimibucheng？
zhiyuwangqiaoyuyijiqiumuyingdengqiujiazhongren，gengshifangruobeirenyibazhanghuzaitamenlianshang，yigegezhangzhedazuigengedaieside。
这尼玛？
啥情况？
yefanbushigewonangfeima？
bushiyigeshangmennvxuma？
meiqianmeiquanfeiwuyigema？
kandaoshenjiuyifuziliangrentuikaiqiulaoyeziduizheyefandaotoubianbai，henduorendouyijingjuedenaodaidoubugouyongle。
qiulaoyezizheishihouhaixianggegouyibandunzaidishang，gangcaishenjiuyituitadeneiyibadaoxianzaitadoumeinengzhanqilai，buguocishixinlidezhenhanbi**shangdetengtongjulieduole。
genqiujiazhongrendezhenzhanxingchengxianmingduibideshi，cishideyefanshenseyijiupingjing。
tamianwubiaoqing，jugaolinxiadekanzheguizaizijijiaoxiadeshenjiafuzi，lenglengdao：“xianzaizhidaohaipale？nimenbipomuchengdeshihou，kezhihuiyoujinri？”
yefanlengshengnuhe，hedeshenjiafuzilianlianzhandou，hunshendouzaidazhan，liantoudoubugantai。dangdezhiyefandeshenfenzhihou，xianzaidetamenliangenyefanduishideyongqidoumeiyou。
youqishishenfei，zhiqianzailijiazhuangyuanzhishi，tajiuyijinghunfeiposan。
tazhiqiandasidoumeiyouxiangdao，yanqianzheigezhongrenyanzhongdexiaobing，suoyourendouqiaobuqikanbushangdewonangfei，jingrancaishizhenlonga。
“还愣着干什么？”
“haibugunguoqudaoqian！”
yefanzaiciyishengnuhe，shenjiuyifuziganjinqishenchaozheqiumuchengdefangxiapaoguoqu，jiuyaoguixiadaoqian。
keshizheishihou，wangqiaoyupaoguolai，duizheshenjiafuzidao：“shenzong，nimenbietingzheihunxiaozihujiahuwei。”
“tajiuyigewonangfei，yigeshangmennvxueryi，meiqianmeiquan，**yige，nalishishenmechuxiansheng？ninrencuorenle。”
“zhenzhengdechuxianshengzaizheini？”
shuohuazhijia，wangqiaoyuganjinzhaohuzhezijinvxuhenverguolai，haogenshenjiuyirenshirenshi。
taxianruweizhudiyiweishenjialaidaoqian，shiyinweichuwenfeifuqindeyuangu。
“我可去尼玛吧！”
raner，wangqiaoyuzheihuagangshuowan，shenjiuyiyibazhanghuleshangqu，shenfeiyetiaoguoquzaiwangqiaoyuduzichuaileyijiao。
“nalaide**niangmen，xiaochuxianshengniyeganru？”
“谁给你的狗胆！”
shenjiafuziliangrendouheniaole，heizhelianduiwangqiaoyuyizhendama，suihouganjinpaodaoqiumuchengmianqianpengdeyishengyouguixiale，youshidaoqianyoushiqingzuide。
“妈~”
wangqiaoyuzaidishang**zhe，qiumuyingganjinpaoguoquchanfu。
zhiyuqitaren，daoxianzaidouyitouwushui，yilianmengbi，wanquanbuzhidaoshenmeqingkuang。jiulianwangqiaoyubeizoule，qiujiarenyeshipidoubuganfang，shengpazairedaoshenjiafuzi。
“gunba。kanzailierdemianzishang，jiuraonimenyici，xiacidezuirenzhiqian，jidezhangdianyan！”
yefanyelandekanshenjiuyifuziliangrenzaizheikelianqiuraodeyangzi，diheyisheng，suijirangtamengunle。
“mucheng，shijianbuzaole，huiquxiuxiba。”
qiumuchengcishihaimeiyoucongzhenzhanzhizhonghuiguoshenlai，eryefandeshengyinqiaoranxiangqi。
qiumuchengmeiyoushuohua，zhishidiantoungleyisheng，biangenzheyefanlikaile。
yefanliangrenzouhouliangjiu，qiulaoyezisuozaidebingfang，yijiuyaquewusheng。
fangjianzhizhong，qiujiarenmianmianxiangqu，daoxianzaiyijiujuedefeiyisuosi。
yigeqianyijituandelaozong，jingranduitamenqiujiadeyigewonangfeiguidierbai，gongjingyoujia。
“nandao，tamenqiujiadezheigeshangmennvxu，zhenshigeyinzangdedarenwubucheng？”