shaochengshixiong：“？？？”
wo：“？？？！！！”
womengdizhuanguoshen，faxianshiyuebuzhidaoshenmeshihougenzhiguisidechuxianzaiwoshenhou，erzuijingsongdeshi，tagangcaishuodeshenmeguihua？？？
tachenzhelianyibazhuazhuwoshouwanjiuwangrenshaodedifangdai，wozhengtuobukai，zhinengyibiangenzhetazouyibianlvqingmuqiandeqingkuang。
nandaowomianqianzheige，haizhendeshilaoshia？？
danshi，woshiyinweisilecaizhonghuiershisui，neitashentihaohaode，yesilema？bukenengjiubiwoduohuoleliangyueba？？
keruguobushilaoshi，ershisuideshiyuezenmehuishuochuneiyangdehua？
ok，lvbuqing，bulvle。
zoudaoyichuwurendedifangshiyuecaifangkaiwodeshoubijinwo，moudiqueshiyouzhewosuoshuxidefanzao。
“xuningzhinibiantaia！”
我：？
yikaikoujiushuozheiju，nilimaoma？
“shaochengcai21sui！nidedasunzidou22le！”
我瞪大了眼睛。
**……haizhenshilaoshineizaolaotou！buhaohaohuozhezenmeyelaizheile？？
erqietashuodeshenmeluanqibazaodewanyier！
worenbuzhufanbo：“wocai20！”
shiyuechixiaoleyisheng：“nianling20，xintai78leba。”
wo：“……”fakefake！
shiyuedezuibaxiangshangbeizineimetaoyan，jixubabagebuting：“woshuozenmeduiwobulibucaileni，mingmingzheigeshihouyinggaixihuanwoxihuandeyaosi，yuanlaishinilexianghuangerenha。”
“dengxia，”wozhanghonglelian，shengyinyerenbuzhubagaolaiyangaizijidexinxu：“woshenmeshihouxihuannixihuandeyaosile？？”
“e？meiyouma？neiwozenmezainideyiwulizhaodaoyigehezi，limianhaiyouyizhangbiyeshihouzaijingtouqiandecuowei**dangchengshigenwodehezhao？houmianhaixiezhexihuanwodedisinian？”
我被怼得无话可说。
dangnianqueshiganguozheiyangdeshashi，benxiangzhejiushijizijiwujierzhongdeanlianliugejinian。dangshidelejibing，neizhangzhaopianwodoulaibujixiaohuijiuyizhizhuyuan，houlaijuedefanzhengjiusuantakandaozheigemimideshihouyekendingshizaiwoqushiyihou，neiyewusuoweile，woyoubuyongmianduita，bupabeitachaoxiao。
……sheihuiliaodaorendousilehouxugezheishangyanni？
真的是好丢人。
wowenlewenxinxu，nulikezhizijideshengyin：“shaobugengshi，sheinianqingdeshihoumeixiaguoni。”
weileburangtajiuzhezheigechennianwangshibufang，wozhudongzhuanyihuati：“nizenmeyegenwoyiyangle？nisila？chuyiwaile？”
yaomingle，womenjiadeneiqunbaobeilianggeyuejiujielianshiqulianggeqinren。
shiyuetingdaowodewenhua，yanshenyoudianshanshuo，gengangcaiyidunmenglieshuchubutong，cikeanjingdexiangzhianchun。
tabuxiangshuodehuazenmeqiangpodoumeiyongde。
wozhouzhemeitouyouhuanlegewenti：“neinizenmezhidaoshiwo？”
zheigewentixianranhaohuidaduole，taqingmieyixiao：“nidechenpaoxiguan？nisuishenxiedaibaowenbei？nidebangxiedaifangfa？haiyoushaochengdewanglaowu？”
“zheitemebudoushinigenwojiehunzhihoucaiyoudema！”
我：“……”
ok，xijiejidedaoshitingqingchu。
wo：“neinishenmeshihoulaide？”
shiyuehuida：“zaishitangpengjiannideqianyiwan。neitianzaoshangwojiuzaichakannidekebiao。”
zineitianqishiyuechuxiandeyichangdouzaiwonaohailiyiyishanguo，bushimeifaxian，zhishidangshizenmedoulianxiangbudaotayehuigenwoyiyangzhonghuidaozheigeshiqi。
不得不说，
造孽啊！！！
05
可不就是造孽么！
bushishuozhinengwozhongsheng，shiyuejiubunengzhongsheng。danshinengbuneng，anpaitazhongshengdaobiedejieduan？zongzhibiegenwozhuangyikuaiawei！
shiyueyaoqiuwojiatadeweixin，woguoduanjujuele。
tabunenglijie，jianchiwenweishenme。
wotanlekouqi，renzhenshuodao：“shiyue，nandaonijiumeixiangguo，jiranwomenzhongxinkaishilerensheng，womenkeyizuochugenshangbeizibuyiyangdexuanzema？biru，xuanzebucanyuduifangdeshenghuo。”
shiyuewenyanshenxingyijiang，lianbiaoqingyeningzhile。
“zhiqianwomenmeiyouganqingzouzaiyiqi，jieguochaoleyibeizi。xianranwomendoubushishiheduifangdebanlv，likaibiciyexuhuiyougenghaodejieguo。”
“不是吗？”
woshuowan，duitaqingqinghanshouhouzhunbeilikai，quezaizhuanshendeshunjianbeitakouzhuleshouwan。
zhangxindewendutongguoxiangchudejifuxixichuanlai，wodeshouzhiweiweiquansuozhe。
shiyuekanxiangwo，moudisihuyunzheshiyi，lianyuqidoufangfojiazazheweiqu：“keshinixihuanwodeshihou，wogenbenbuzhidaonidecunzai。nidexihuan，zaiwoshenmedoubuzhidaodeshihou，jiuzhiweichilesinian。”
“hunhou，niyizhidoutaoyanwo。”
tashengyindilexiaqu，jinhunannanziyu：“buxihuanle……jiuhuibianchengtaoyan……yuanlaidoushiyiyangde……”
shiyuehuanhuansongkailedongzuo，wokanzhezheiyangshishendetaxinzangchuchuanlaiyinyindecitong，jiaoxiangshibeidingzaileyuandiyiyang，wufadongdan。
“nizouba。”tachuixiajianbangfangfozhenggerendoumeilezhicheng。
yizhiyilaineimejiaoaoderen，cikequetuiranderangrenxinteng。
woxiangzhangkoujieshi，queyoujuedeshuodeyueduofanerbaguanxigaodeyueluan。
yexuxianzaizheiyanggengnengzhenzhengduanlelianxi。
dingdingzhanlepianke，wozhongyuzhuanshenlikai。
cihoutingzhangyiduanshijianwodoumeiyoujianguoshiyuele，tahaoxiangzhendeanwoshuodeneiyang，buzaichuxianzaiwodeshenghuoli。
neiye，buzhiyuliangonggongkedoubushangba？
zhenshiduiguakewusuoweiju。
wowunai，danyezhinengzheiyang，geziguohaogezideshenghuo。
shijianqiaoranhuadaonianmo，shengdanjieneitianwomendechengshiyinglailechuxue，xuehuaqingqingyingyingluoxiapeihezheshengdanjiedexiyangyangqifen，zaizheigeyewanduoleyisiteyoudelangman。
woheshiyoucongwaimianguangwanhuilai，xiaodaoshangyijingfuleyicengqianqiandexue，shangmianyouxuduolingluandejiaoyin。
wobujinhuiyiqihunhouyouyiniandedongtian，jixuebixianzaihaihou，womenliangjiarenyueleyiqichiwanfan，yinweijiudianlijiabuyuan，woheshiyueshizouguoqude。
wojiuliangbutaixing，dandangwanqifentaihaowomeirenzhutanlebei，dengwanfanjieshugezihuijiashiwoyijingzhanbuwenzhenggerendouyaokaozheshiyuele。
woweilezhengmingzijimeizui，jueqiangdituikaishiyueshuoyaozouzhixianjitakan。
没几步脚就崴了。
shiyuezhinengheizhelianbeiwohuijia。
neiduanluchengqishibuyuan，danwopazaitadehoubeishang，fanfubameiyifenmeiyimiaodoulazhangxipin。
daoluzuobianshilinlangdeshangpu，nihongdengshanshuozherenaofeifan；youbianshiyizhanyouyizhansanfazhenuanguangdeludeng，anjingdiweiwomenzhaolianghuijiadelu。
shiyuebeizhewo，zaijixueshangliuxiayichuanchuanjiaoyin。
tadejianbangrangwotaianxinle，wobaliantiezaitanuannuandejingboshang，youdianhunhunyushui。
shiyuesileyisheng：“xuningzhi，zuogerenba，woxinkubeini，nihainalianbingwo？”
youshenmedongxiluozaiwolianshanghuakai，bingbingliangliangde。
wotaitouwangxiangyekong，weiweipiaozhexuehua。
womeiyoudalitadehua，zhishichushendishuodao：“shiyue，xiaxuele。”
“suoyixiacinengbiechuangaogenxielema？niyoujizhijiaokeyiwei？”
woxixiyixiao：“denghuixuedalenijiubianchengxiaolaotoule。”
woyehuibianchengxiaolaotaipo。
yesuanshiyiqicongnianshaozoudaonianlaole。
shiyuebuxiedao：“jiuzheiduanlu，xuehaimeibiandawojiunengzouwan。”
我：“……”
niyadeshibushiduilangmanguomin？
zixixianglai，dangchuyesuanshiruyuan，woheshiyuezhendezoudaolebaitou。
……
daodasushelouxiashifaxianweileyiqunren，ananxingfendilazhewomensawangrenqunlizuan，xiangyaozouzaichiguadediyixian。
woshunjiandalegejiling，xinlitengqileyisibuxiangdeyugan。
zenmejiu，wanglezheichashile！
shangbeiziwojingliguoyicishesixianchang，jiushizaizhongmukuikuixiabeitongxiaoyigenanshengdazhangqigudibiaobai。
duiyuliangqingxiangyuederenlaishuo，neiziranshigandongzhijidezhenguihuiyi。
danshiduiyuyijingmingquejujueguoduifangdewolaishuo，zheizhongdangzhongbiaobaiwozhijuedefeichangnankan，shenzhiganjueyoubeimaofandao。
tazhishidanfangmiangandongleziji，quebawozhiyujintuiliangnandedibu。
jiaruwobuxiangweixinqujieshouta，wowubiyaochengshouyibufenrenzhanzaizhigaodianshangduiwojinxingdaodebangjia。
renqunzhongrangchuleyitiaodao，woqingxidikandaoleheshangbeiziyimoyiyangdebiaobaichangjing，duifangyonglazhubaileyigexinxingtuan，pengzheyishumeiguizhanzaizhengzhongyang。
takanjianwochuxianhoushuangmouyiliang，woquerenbuzhuxiangmaniang。
neirenkuaibuzoudaowomianqian，kaixindixiangyaolaqiwodeshou，wokangjudizhouzhemeihoutuiliangbu。
talianshangxiaorongyidun，ganjinbahuailidemeiguidijiwo：“ningzhi，wozhendexihuanni，suoyixiangjiniyigeyishigan，qingnizuowonvpengyouba！”
gaobaidehuayichu，shenbianyijingkaishiyouleqihongsheng，sheyoukandaowodeshensebianmingbaiwodebuyuanyi，ganjinbangwoqusanweizhederenqun：“xiaqihongshenme！hanyuanyihandeneimedasheng，nimenqugentazaiyiqia！”
nanshengdeyanshenlifuxianyisiaiqiu，youbusixindihanzhewodemingzi：“ningzhi……”
wozhengxiangkaikouyansujujue，shoushangquebeiyiguwennuanyoulidibaoguozhe。
woniuguotou，shichuanzhebaiseyurongfudeshiyue，ciketameilebierenyanzhongdeqinglengrugaolingzhihua，ershimanmufanzaodisidingzhegenwogaobaidenansheng，henbudebaduifangsile。
“gun，buzhunzaifanta！”
nanshengyebufuqidihuidao：“nisheia？pingshenmerangwogun？”
shiyuejuzhewozhewodeshou，yaoyaqiechidiyiziyijushuodao：“zheishiwolaopo！”
“womenyouhaizi，yousunzi！”
众人：“？？？”
wanle，zheikemingcaoshoushenme**jingshenbuzhengchanglema？
wohunshenyizhen，quanranwangleshengqi，zhishijingkongdikanzheta。
laoshi，niyaobuyaokankanzijizaishuoshenme？nizhendelaohutulema？douduodaderenlenibeiyigemaotouxiaoziqichengzheiyang？？
woliangyanyihei，zhixiangrangzheishijiehuimiesuanle！
lianmanglalelashiyuedeshoushiyitabiezaiyuchujingrenle。
shiyuefenleyigeyanshenjiwo，shenshenxileyikouqicaihuanhuanbuchong：“woshishuoyihouhuiyoude。”
zhongren：“……”xujingxujing，renhaishizhengchangde。
sheyouyanshenpoyoushenyidikanxiangwo，womengyaotou。
womeiyou，wobushi，nimenbuyaoluanxiang！