woheguimiyougeanhao，zhiyaobanyesheishuibuzhe，jiufatuweiqinghuaanhaoyaoduifangqupeiwan。
zicongtabamashouqianshoupaoxiatamenxiongmeiliangquhuanqiulvxinghou，tagejiuguantaguandetebiejin，banyeyuejiuzheizhongshigengshidaji。
suoyiwomenbunengzhijieshuoquzhaoduifanghejiu，wanyichaqilaibeifaxianjiunanjieshile。
haode，jinwanwoshuibuzhe。
zhengzheyanjingdaolingchenliangdianban，worenwukeren，congbeiwomochushouji，banzhengzheyanliangping，hualadaoguimiqijiamudeliaotiankuang，susuzainaohailisouluoleyitiaosaohua：【baobeier，woganggangchileyiwanmian，shishenmemianni？shiwozhendehaoxiangjianniyimiana。】
wofeichangmanyizijidetuweiqinghua，bianjihaoxiangyemeixiangjiuzhijiefaguoqu。
fawanwoqiaojianduihuakuangshangmianwozheibianfaguoqudeyige【ok】dekeaituzibiaoqingbao。
wobujinzhoumei，xiangbuqizijishenmeshihoujiqijiamufaguozheimewenroukeaidebiaoqingbaole。
kanlaizuijindesaotudouyongwanlea，yushiwoyoudiankaimouyin，zhenqizhentoulecibupidishualeqilai。
jigekemusanwudaoshuaxialai，shuadaoleyigexizhuangshuaige。
zheishipinjiushidaolewojinwandejiansudai，woyanjingdouyaonuobukaile，fengkuangshuangjipingmu。
mayazheishenmejipin？！zheimehudelupaidounengkanchushidinghaoshencai、yangmaochuzhongdenanren。
woliezhezuishaxiaozhehaobuyouyudidiankaipinglunquzhunbeisapaoniaobiaoji。
meichengxiangrepingdiyijilewodangtouyibang。
zheigenanrenjingshiwoguimidegege，qijiashan。
wodezuijiaobuzijuechoulechou，shouzhitingzaijianpanmianqianjiangyingdaobunengdong。
tagewojianguojici，meiciqijiamuyaowoguoqupeitawandeshihou，haosibusidouhuipengjianneimejici。
danwoyoudianpata，suoyijihumeiganzhengyankanguota。
dagaishijuedewobushishenmeshangdaoderen，tagekanwodeyanshenzongshibutaiyoushan。
youshihoushenzhiguyizaiqijiamubuzaideshihou，xianggezeirenyiyangzhanzaiwoshenhoubuyuanchu。
怪瘆人的。
dagaishijuedewohuidaihuaitameimeiba。
buguoqijiamuxihuanwoa，bijingdoubushishenmezhengjingren。
dayiticetazhaodaipaozhaodaolewo，zheishazijiwojiaqianrangwobiepaotaikuai，paluxian。
woyiweitajizheimeduoshixiangnagediyi，dingzheneiliuqianliudezhuanzhanglengmeikandaoneige「bie」zi。
biezheyitiaoxiaoming，yingshijitapaochuleliangfenshimiaodechengji。
zaidangdaidaxueshengticepingjunshuipingzhong，zheigechengjiyeshibukeduojiandeqiji。
congcidaxuesiniantamenzhuanyexiaoyunhuibaoxiangmu，babaimiyongyuanxiangdangdangdiguazheqijiamudedaming。
woyejiucihetakunbangle，titapaolesinianbabaimi，bangtanalebabaimixiangmudeliangjinliangyin。
meiciwopaowan，tazongshichuanzhepiaoliangdexiaoqunzicaizhexiaosuibuguolaiwanzhewo，shengyinheyanlidouguazhechongbai：「sunannitainiule！yihouwotaohunbixushinibeizhewopao！aaabenxiaojiedeyuyongdiyifenghuolun！」「……」
woheqijiamushidaipaorenshidezheijianshitageyezhidao，yaojidetaduiwodexingweiyinyangguaiqi：「zhenshiweileqianshenmeshidouzuodechulaini。」「chuleliangtiaonengpaodetui，yebuzhidaonihaiyoushenmeyoudian。」meiciwoquzhaoqijiamu，tazongshishuaizheneiyizhangbingchazilianzuozaineier。
qijiamushuotagetianshengbuaixiao，jingchanglengzheyizhanglian。
woshuo：「haiyouzheileiqirenni？yaobuquchachashibushimiantan，zheibingkebuxingtuoa。」shuozheihuadeshihoubingchazijiuzhanzaibuyuanchu，congneiyihougengshimeijiguowoshenmehaolianse。
suoyiweileduokaineigenande，wozuijinhenshaoqutajia，doushitalaiwojiazhaowo。
xiangdaozheili，woduizheyingxiaohaoshipinlishenzhegaodingxizhuang、weixiaotanzhehezuodenanrenξζdejunlianjiushiyizhentuoqi。
neigerepingdiyiyezhendehenhuichuini。
yoyoyo，haizuinianqingshangshigongsizongcai，haifubusishangbangqingnian，haiwanqianshaonvmengzhongqingren，haiweihunderenshenglixiang，haineiyudebudaodezhenzongcai，haiwenroutitierenfuganni。
zheishenfenbuffkongpabushiyaobijianwomendabinglaoshi？
【yigeqijiashanyouzheimeduofenshen，wanqianshaonvrenshouyigewanquanbushiwentini。】
woledehuifuleyitiaopinglun，zaiyizhonghuachipinglunzhongyinyangguaiqiqilai。
fawanpinglunwoyouwangxiashualejigeshipin，yikanshijianyijingkuaidaosandian。
祁嘉慕还没回我。
buduia，zenmehuishi，nandaotoutoubeizhewoshuizhele？
wodeshimiangurankepa，danguimidechenshuigenglingrenjiuxin。
yixiangdaozheiyangwojiubuxingbuxing，yushihuosuqiehuiweixinjitadaguoquyuyindianhua。
neitouhenkuaijietongle，dengdeng，zheinvrenzenmebeizhewohuanyigezheimechenggongrenshifanerdelantianzuotouxiang？
hengheng，denghuierzaigentasuanzhang。
woganmangniezhesangzi，bashoujiduizaizuibaqianmianshuo：
「sigui，nihaiyaowodengdaoshenmeshihou？renjiazhendehaojimoe，nijiuguolaipeipeirenjiama~」jianneitoumeishuohua，woyouyingyici：「laonanrenbuzaijia，nifangxinguolaijiushile，biepama，tiantalebushihaiyounineiwen、rou、ti、tie、derenfugangegedingzhe，nipasha……」「nirenzhendema？」
dianhuaneitouyouyouchuanlaiyigeshuxidanbanzheshayadenansheng，shengyinbuda，danzugouzaiwonaohailizhidiyoushengdibaozha。
啊？？？
zenmeshiqijiashandeshengyin？？？！！！
wohedezaichuangshangxiangtuboshubeichuiyiyangluanbeng，zuilifachuwushengdanzheneryulongdejianjiao。
sixushaoweihuilaiyidianhou，woyibazhuaqibeidanrouchengtuan，saijinzuibalishituwendingqingxu，zhandouzheshoubashoujitaijinyanqian，「qijiashan」demingziminghuanghuangdixianshizaishoujipingmuzhongjian。
……
bushinimenxiongmeiliangmingzizhangzheimexiangzuoshenme？！
wowenzhudouchengshaizideshou，ganmangbadianhuajiguaduan。
yikan，neitiaoxiaoxiyeshifajileqijiashan。
wochenzhongdibishangshuangyan，jiushuoleshuiqianbuξζnengtanneiliangkouwusu，banyebunengzhengyanxiawanshouji，rongyichushi！
wohaimeixianghaozenmegenqijiashanjieshi，qijiamudedianhuajiudaguolaile：「baoer，woduinideaijiuxiangshishilakudangli，chendiandiandezhiyouwozhidao。」「xiacibielale，chushile。」
「zenmele？buxiangwoquzhaoni？nandaonibeizhewogenqitananrenliaosao？！」「……」
wojiaozhikouzhechuangyan，guqiyongqizhunbeibawogangcaideshesijinglijiangjitating。
quetingjianqijiamudaduanwo，「baoer，nidengdeng，wogejiaowo。」「ei，bie……」
wohuahaimeishuowan，jiutingjiantatalazhetuoxiezouludeshengyin。
meiyihui，ganggangrangwoshesidenanshengyouchuanlai：「qijiamu，zheimewannizenmehaimeishui？」「qie，nibuyemeishuima？wozaigennannanliaotianni，dengdeng……genilianzenmezheimehonga？shibushibeizhewotouchibaolaluosifenle，youmeiyoujiwodian？wei……nilianzhendehaohonga……」「sunanyaolaizhaoni？」
「mei……meiyoumeiyou。」
qijiamulianmangfouren：「geshijianyebuzaole，niganjinshuijueba。」「ta……shenmeshihouhuizailai？」
我：？
还想当面跟我算账？
qijiamuyelengzhule，jiujiumeishuohua。
dengtafanyingguolaihou，bagaoyinliangdao：「nixiangdawojiemeizhuyi？！nisilezheitiaoxinba，ta……taxihuanlaonanren！buxihuannizheiyangde。」shangciheshangtoudeshihou，wogentahuyanluanyushuowoxihuanlaocheng、wenzhong、huitengrendenanren。
ng，tashihuijianzhongdiande。