弹幕则是更加疯狂。
“****!wozheishijiandaoxiannvlema。”
“xiaojiejiehaomei，wufenzhongzhineiwoyaodedaoxiaojiejiequanbuziliao。”
“wotaichixiaojiejieyanzhile，woyaofenta，sheidoubielanwo!”
“ganggangshuoshengxialiangbaigexiaojiejieliujinimendeneige，houhuibu。”
“womawenwoweishenmeyaonatouzhuangqiang，woshuowohouhuidexiangsi!”
“……”
yuguiwanzhanzaitaishangshifenpingjing:“wojiaoyuguiwan，bawangbiejideyu，xiangjianhenwandewan。”
“qingkaishinidebiaoyan。”
hemingruiyilianxiaoyi，shengyindoubuzijuebiandewenrouqilai。
yuguiwandianlediantou，kaishilezijidebiaoyanpianduan。
tachoudaodebiaoyanpianduanshixiandaijuzhongxiaozhangbahufujiaxiaojiederenshe，shuoshihua，yuguiwanduibiaoyanyiwusuozhi，danhaishiyingzhetoupiyanlexiaqu。
biaoyanjieshu，changneiyizhenjijing，guanzhongdoubuyoudegangaqilai。
yuguiwanzhangdequeshijingweitianren，danzheiyanji……kenengshishangdijitaguanshangdeyishanchuang。
“xiaojiejieyandehaorenzhen，danzheizenmekandoubuxiangshixiaozhangbahudeyangzi，fanerhaiyoudiankeai。”
“duia，xiaojiejieshuangshouqiayaoshitupofuquepofubuqilaideyangzishizaishitaikeaile!”
“suiranxiaojiejiexianzaihaiyouxiebuzu，danshiwoxiangxinzhiyaotajingjinyixiazijideyanji，jueduishiyikemingrizhixing!”
“xihuanyangchengxidekeyidingyixiayuguiwanxiaojiejie。”
suiranyuguiwanyanjiqianjiadanhaozaiguanzhongyuanbucuo，zheijiewangyouhaishitingyoushande。
haowuxuanniande，yuguiwanhuodelesijidepaizi，dedaozheiyangdediandichengjihouyuguiwandebiaoqingmeiyourenhedebodong，yilianpingjingdenazhepaizizhuanshenjiuzhunbeixiatai。
但……
yuguiwanhexiayimingxuanshouzaitaishangjiaocuozouguo，taxunsushenshoulanzhulezheigexuanshou。
“yuguiwanlazhexuxiyandeshouganma，taliangrenshima?”
“xuxiyanxiaojiejiekeshiquanneiyoumingdewannianbuhuotizhi，yuguiwancengliuliangyebuyinggaizhaotaya。”
“nimenkan，yuguiwanshibushigenxuxiyanshuoleshenme。”
zhijianyuguiwanzaixuxiyanerbianeryuleyiju，ranhoubianjingzhilikai。
xuxiyanxianshiyilianmeng，ranhoubianxunsudiaozhenglezhuangtaizoudaolewutaizhongyang。
cishidedanmuzeshikuangshua“yuguiwangenxuxiyanshuoleshenme！”
zongdaoyankandaomanpingdedanmu，naqiduijiangjijiaodaizhuchirenyihuiwenyixia。
zhuchirenshifenjingye，zaixuxiyandegerenjieshaojieshuhouzhuanyilehuati。
“dajiadoukandaole，ganggangyuguiwanxiataideshihoulanzhuleni，nimenlianggeshirenshima?”
“womenburenshi。”xuxiyanrushihuida。
“neijieyigaosuwomenganggangyuguiwangennishuolexieshenmema。”
zhuchirenyilianhaoqi，erpingmuqiandeguanzhongyepingqiningshen，dengdaizhexuxiyandedaan。
“tashuo，xiaoxinweijiao。”
xuxiyanyebumingbaiyuguiwanweishenmehuituranlazhezijishuozheiyangyijuhua。
“小心崴脚?”
zhuchirensihushiyouxiebutaixiangxin，bijingzaimeiyourenhepudiandeqingkuangxiatixingmoshengrenxiaoxinweizhejiao。
zhei……queshiyouxietaiguowulitoule。
“zhei……womeitingcuoba，yuguiwanhaoqiguai，taweishenmeyaoturanlanxiaxuxiyanshuozheiyangyijuhua。”
“woyeyouxiebunenglijieyuguiwanxiaojiejiedenaohuilule。”
“yuguiwanzhangxiangshencaiqueshimeihuashuo，dan……tazenmekanqilaiyifunaozibutaihaoshideyangzi。”
danmumashangjiuzheigewentitaolunleqilai，erzhuchirenyeshishidezhuanyihuati，rangxuxiyanjinxingbiaoyanpianduan。
budebushuo，xuxiyansuiranruquanneimeduoniandoumeiyouhuoqilai，dantadeyanjiqueshimeihuashuo。
juhongrenbuhongshuodejiushita。
kandaoxuxiyandebiaoyan，yizhiyilianyansudezhangzhibiaoqingdourouheleyixie。
kanlaixuxiyanzheiciyidingshiyijiwuyile！
danzhengdangsuoyourenyiweixuxiyanhuilaiyigewanmeiluomudeshihou，yiwaifashengle。
xuxiyangaogenxieturanduankai，ertayigemeizhuyizhijieweilejiao，chaohouliangqiangjibuhoufuzhezhuozicaimeiyoushuaidao。
haixuanxianchangyishijianfeitengqilai，houtairenyuanxunsurangyiwurenyuanjiangxuxiyanfudaodanjiashangtaixiaqu。
“xuxiyanruquanneimeduonianjihutiantiandouchuangaogenxie，zenmehuituranniuzhejiao。”
“xuxiyanxiaojiejiemeishiba，ganggangtadebiaoyanshizaishitaijingyanle，buhuiyinweihoumiandeweijiaojiangdifenshuba。”
“xintengwoxuxiyanxiaojiejie，kujiji。”
“buguo，nimenhaiyourenjideyuguiwangangganggenxuxiyanshuoguoshenmema……”
“xisijikong，yuguiwantixingxuxiyanxiaoxinweijiao!”
“****!yuguiwanweibuxianzhi!tazhidaoxuxiyanhuiweijiao!”
“wanjiezhenbaozangnvhai，wanjieshensuanzishuaqilai!”
“晚姐神算子!”
“晚姐神算子!”
“……”
yishijian，wanjieshensuanzideziyangyingshengshengdechuangruletoutiao，shenzhibizheidanglanmudereduhaiyaogao。
henduomeiyouguankanjiemudeguanzhongbumingjiuli，buguohaozaiyourenjianjilezhibodejietu，jiangzhenggeshiqingdeqianyinhouguodoujiangdeqingqingchuchu。
jiuyinweiwanjieshensuanzizheizetoutiao，youweilanmuzuxiyinleshushiwandeguanzhong。
xuxiyandeshiqingshifaturan，danzhuchirenzuodaolewanmeikongchang，changneiguanzhongcaimeiyouzaodongqilai。
zuizhongzhangzhiyejilexuxiyanyijidechengji，xuxiyandefensishualeyiboduijiemuzudehaoganhoubianhuangmangpaodaoxuxiyandeweiboxiamiandunzhele。
huayingyulenei，yinqichuandiankaiwanjieshensuanzidetoutiao，yanzhonghuaguoyisibumingdeshanshuo。
“duojishensuanzijingtou。”
yinqichuanmanbujingxindeshuodao，yipangdeguchenmingxianyileng，tahuangmangdakaishoujichakan。
晚姐神算子?
什么鬼!
ershiyishijihaiyourenxiangxinshensuanzizheizhongkengmengguaipiandehuangzi？
guchenyibiandiaokanyibiandiankailewangyoujianjideshipin，dangtakandaoneizhangjuemeimianrongdeshihouzhenggerenlengzhule。
neigejiutoushendexiaoguniang!
tacanjiahuayingyuledehaixuansaile?
haohaoyigexiaoguniangzenmechengleshensuanzi!
haiweidengguchenliqingchu，biandourangandaoyidaoqingyoudeyanshenluozaizijishenshang。
guchenhunshenyijin，xunsushouqishouji。
“shi，yinzong，womashangtongzhizongdaoyanduojishensuanzixiaojiejingtou!”