第1章 天价彩礼,见鬼去吧!

xingfuxiaoqu,wudongjiulou,303fangjian。

zhangmuniangwangqiuyunmuguangbingleng,manlianyanededingzhejiangyu。

“jiangyu,wobuguan,jintianniyaoshixianghewojiaxueerlingzheng,bixunachuwushiwanxianjin,fouze,zheihunnimenjiubiexiangjie!”

“haiyou,chucizhiwai,nizuihaozailongdongchengqumaitaofang,wobunengrangxuemeigenzhenizufangguorizi。”

“suiranwozhidaozheiduinilaishuohennan,haiyouyigewobingzaichuangdelaoniang。danshiwomenxuemeigenleniliangnian,meiyougonglaoyeyoukulao。nikeyimaishen,yaobujiumaibiede。zongzhi,wobixuyaowomenjiaxuemeiguoshanghaorizi。”

沙发上!

jiangyuyiliandeyinchenzhise。

benlai,tajintiandouyaogenlixuemeishanglianghaolingzhengdeshi,guolaijiushiweilehezhangmunianghaohaoshangliangjiehunshiyi。

zheizhangmuniangyiqianshuohaodebuyaocailiyexing,zhiyaohaohaoaizijideguinvjiuhao。

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zhishi,weiletazijidexingfu,budebufangxiananrendezunyan。

“xueer,womenyiqianbushishanglianghaodema?buyaocaili,weihenixianzaichuerfaner?”

“niyezhidaowojialideqingkuang,shizhendenabuchuqian。nigaosuwo,weishenmezheishuohaodeyiqie,zenmejiuturanbianleguani。”

“kuai,niganjingennimaqiuqiuqing,wokeshizhenxinainide。bushima?”

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“meiqian?meiqianniqushenmelaopo?zhenai,zhenaiyounengzhijigeqian?ruhenengbaozhengwonverdexingfu!”

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“wogaosuni,nibuyaolian,wohaiyaolianni!”

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“nishuodeneiwushiwan,shibushixiangyaocongwomuqindeyiliaojijinlina?”

zijibiyeliangnian,muqinyoubingzhongbuyi,yizhizaizhuyuan。

“wokemeizheiyangshuo,zheishinizijishuode。”

wangqiuyunsuiranzuishangzheimeshuo,danyanshenqueshichumaileta,tademudeyikaishijiuweilejiangyujiadezhiliaogongjijin。

呵!

ruguobushijiangyumuqinpingkongbaideleyibijuankuan,tahuirangzijidebaobeinverjiejinta?

jiangyutinghou,liansebiandegengjiashenchenqilai。

母亲!

tamenjurangandamuqinzhiliaojijindezhuyi,zhenshigaisi。

“zheiyeshinideyisima?”

lixuemeitingwanjiangyuneichongmanzhiwendehuayu,muguangduoduoshanshan,genbenbugankanta,xiangshimorenleyiban。

“呵呵!”

zheiyimu,rangjiangyuzichaoeryouwunaidexiaolechulai,wanruoshaziyiban。

xianglianliangnian,rangtazhendeyiweizhaodaoleyigezhenxinaizijidenvren!

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congyikaishi,tamendemubiaojiushizijimuqindejuankuan。

“nimenxiangdoubiexiang,muqindeyiliaojijinwoshibuhuidongde。”qiangrenzhexintoudenuqi,jiangyupingjingdao。

zheikeshitamuqindejiumingqiana,dangchuweilechoujiyiliaofei,tapaoledabangechengshi,shenzhilaizhaoguowangqiuyun。

zhishi,dangshimeimeitidaoqian,wangqiuyunjiujihuimoming,shenzhihandahanma,xianzaizijicoudaoqianle,tajiujiangzhuyidazaizheishangmianlai。

wangqiuyunyiting,dunshijiubuleyile,xiangyaofanu,dansuihouyouxiangdaoleshenme,luchuyimoheaidexiaorong:“jiangyua,wozhidaowushiwanyeshinanweinile,buruzheiyangba,nibanimenzhenshangdeneitaolaozhaizizhuanyidaowodemingxia,cailiqianzanmenjiubuyaole。”

“房子?”

jiangyuxianshiyileng,jinjiezhexintoudenuhuolimashengtengleqilai,zhijiejujuedao:“bukeneng!”

neitaolaozhaishiwaigongliujitadeyichan,muqingengshiqiandingningwanzhufuqianwanbukeyijiangzheitaofangzidiuqi。shenzhi,jiulianmuqinbingzhongyebushedejiangtabianmaizhibing。

erqie,zheitaolaozhaibeiguihuajinlvyouquxinglielimian,weilaidetishengkongjianbiandegengda,xiangbudaowangqiuyunjuranyoubazhuyidazaizheishangmianle。

zuidufurenxin!zheihaizhenshidadeyishouhaosuanpana。

“jiangyu,nibiebuzhihaodai!”

wangqiuyunshengqile,zhijieyizhangpaizaizhuozishang,dashengdao:“wonverjiajini,shinidefufen,nizheiyebuken,neiyebuyuan,daodixiangzenyang?”

“xianzaisheijiasheihujiehunbuyaocailide?nizhishiyigebeiquantuideputongdaxueshengeryi,bushishenmeguanerdai、fuerdai,pingshenmebuyuanyijicaili?”

wangqiuyunshuodeshimankoutuomo,koushuidoubiaodaolejiangyulianshang。

jiangyumolemolianshangdetuomo,lenglengdao:“niyaoshenmedouxing,yaozheiliangyang,mendoumeiyou。”

jiangyusuiranqiongkun,danhaishiyouzuorendejibenzhunze,wangqiuyunyijingchupengletasuoyoudedixian,ruobushikanzaitashixuemeimuqindefenshang,tazaojiuchushoujiaoxunle。

“ni,nizheishiyaoqisiwoa?”

wangqiuyunqideshentizhandou,taishoujiuyaodajiangyu。

keshi,jiangyucishishengnuwubi,zhijieyanjingyideng,bianlingwangqiuyunhedediezuozaileshafashang。

“ma,nibieshengqi,rangwolaishuoba。”

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lixuemeikaoleshanglai,kanzhejiangyu,weiqudao:“duibuqi,yu,wozhidaozheicishiqingshiwobudui,womeibashiqingjinitiqianshuoqingchu。”

jiangyuliansedunshiyouxiehuanhe。

tahaishiailixuemeide,suiranzhixiaoleduifangdemude,danshiliangniandeganqingzenmenengshuosanjiusan。

lixuemeijianzhuang,lianmangjixudao:“niyezhidaowomenjiadeqingkuang,wobahenzaojiuqushile,jialijiuwomenyijiasankou,wodidixianzaidouershierle,yikaishiliangenvpengyoudoumeiyou,xianzaihaoburongyitandaoyigewaidiguniang,duifangbudanyaoqiunaershiwancailichulai,haiyaowomenzaichenglimaiyitaofang。”

“woxianzaijiuzheimeyigedidi,ruguowobubangta,sheilaibangta?”

lixuemeishuodeshishengqingbingmao,chengchengkenken,danjiangyuzaizilixingjianjiutingdaolianggezi,caili。

“nideyisishi,rangwonachuwushiwan,jinididiqulaopojiehun?”

jiangyuqixiaole,wotemehaimeijiehun,jiudekaolvjinididijiehunzhaolaopo。

wotemequdeshini,erbushinizheiyijiazidejishengchonga。

wozijidouzigubuxia,nahaiyouqianlaisongjinidefeiwudidi。

lixuemeijianjiangyuliansenankan,lianmangdixiayanjiandao:“wozhidaoayixianzaihaizaiyiyuan,xuyaoyidabizhibing,keshiwoyemeibanfa,wodidimashangjiuyaojiehunle,ruguozainabuchuqianlai,tamenjiubahaizijidale。”

“haizidajiudale,yuwohegan!tayoubenshizao,nandaojiumeibenshisheng?”

jiangyuchixiaoyisheng,zhijiejiuzhanleqilai。

zheiliwen,pingshikanqilaihenlaoshi,beidiliquebabierenduzigaodale,zheiyijiaren,guorandoubushishenmehaoren。

“xiangyaowushiwancaili,mendoumeiyou,zheihunlaozibujiele。”

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“nishuoshenme?”wangqiuyunhaiyiweizijitingcuole。

jiangyulenglengdao:“zheihun,laozibujiele,nimenaijiasheijiashei,biexiangcongwoshenshanglaoyifenqian!”

shuowan,jiangyunaqizhuozishangzijidewaitao,jiuyaolikai,sheizhidaoqueyibabeilixuemeilanzhu。