第4章 跳梁小丑

linyansuiyikanleyiyan,chajueyinxingkashangyousangeqiujingyoulidegangbiziti:jiangxinyue。

jiangningyuanxinqingdahao,xiaozhejieshidao:“xiaonvzaidudaxue,zheibenshijitazhunbeidelinghuaqian。suoyikashangdeqianyebuduo,jinyouyibaiwan。woganlaicongmang,yemeidaizhipiao,ruoshixiaoxiongdijuedebugou······”

tadehuahaimeishuowan,bianbeilinyandaduandao:“goule。”

jiangningyuanyileng,xinzhongduilinyangengjiagaokanleyiyan。nianjiqingqing,bianyouruciyishu,gengshibandianguoduodetannianyemeiyou。

zheiyangdehaoxiaohuo···buduojian。

jiangningyuanyouhelinyanhanxuanlejiju,xincunjiejiaozhiyi,xiangyaoliugelianxifangshi。zheiyeshichuyuxianshidekaolv,renshengyushinanmianyoubingtongzaihuo,renshiyimingshenyijueduibushishenmehuaishi。

zheidaoshitixinglelinyan——gaimaigeshoujile。

zheijushentidezhuren,yuanbendaoshiyoushouji。zhikexirenbeisongdaotingshifang,shitiyejiubuzhiquxiangle。

jiangningyuandezhitadeshoujihuaile,bianxiaozheshuodao:“neidengxiaoxiongdihuanlexinshouji,keyianmingpianshangdehaomadajiwo。”

linyanyingleyisheng,bianjieshulejiaotan,xiangyaolikaiyiyuan。

jiandaozheiyimu,wuyuanzhangwenbuzhule,lianmangzoushangqianqu,xiaohehedishuodao:“linyanshiba?jintiandeshiqingnichulidehenhao,womenyiyuanhenxuyaonizheiyangderencai!jizhenkeneibianyougezhuzhiyishengdekongwei,niyaoshiyuanyi······”

linyanbailebaishou,daduandao:“wuyuanzhang,haoyixinling。xianqiannibushishuoyaokaichuwoma?wozhenghaosuilenidexinyi,yebubinimafanle。”

shuowanzheihua,tazhuanshenbianzou,lianlizhishouxudoulandebanle。

erjiangningyuanzekanxianglewuyuanzhang,yigaixianqianzailinyanmianqiandekeqi,lengxiaodao:“wudequan,nishouxiaderendanzikezhendaa!shanzibaleyinzhen,chadianhaidewonvermeiming!”

“yaobushilinyishengzaiduchushou,zheigezerennimendandangdeqima?!”shuodaocichu,tayijinghechiqilai,nanyanxinzhongnuhuo。

yipangdeliuzhurenhedeyigeduosuo,huangmangshangqiangaorao,qingqiujiangningyuanfangtayima,ranerhouzhequebuweisuodong。

wuyuanzhangtoushangdelenghandoukuailiuxialaile,dangjihenhendengleliuzhurenyiyan,yaoyaqiechidao:“liumou,chulezheimedadechacuo,xianxiehaidejiangxiaojiemeiming,ninanciqijiu!xianzaijiugenwoqucaiwushi,jiesuanyixianishanggeyuedegongzi,mingtianbuyonglaishangbanle!”

liuzhurendunjuewuleihongding,hunshenyizhan。

完了,一切都完了!

erzouchuyiyuandelinyan,kanleyanshouzhongdeyinxingka,queshiyishengqingtan。

“zhongyuyouqianchifanle。”

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chaoyangzhenghao,weifanhuadedoushidushangyicengwennuandehuiguang。

linyanhuoxianggechaiqianhoudewuyeyoumin。

buwuzhengye、youshouhaoxian,danshoutoupianhaiyoujinbaiwandezichan,nenggouhuihuoyiduanshijian。

wushushangbanzudouzaimaitoukugandeshijiandian,talaidaolechunxilu,ganshouzheyuxianjiejieranbutongdexiandaidoushishenghuo。

tayongguozaocanhouzhengzaijiedaoxianguang,biantingdeshenhouchuanlailuntaimocadimiandeshengyin,cieryinya。

“吱嘎——”

yilianghongsedechangpengfalalicalifornia,yiyigejiqixiaozhangjuankuangdepiaoyizitaitingxia,chetoudoukuaizhuangshanglelinyan。

linyanmeitouyizhou,miansebinghandikanleguoqu。

cheshangzuozhesiren,qianzuoshilianggetixingkuiwudeheiyibaobiao。

houzuoyinanyinv,nanrenxizhuanggelv,daigemojing。nvdeyaoraopiaoliang,yitouhongsebolangjuanfa,chuanzheshenvshangyi,luchuyimoxuebaiheqizhongdeshensuigouhe。

falalishirubaixianguihuadetingchewei,nanrenzhaixiamojing,kanzhewanhaowusundelinyan,haobuyanshimanlianyihanzhise:“yohe,zheibushilinyanma?tingshuonibeijiuhuchesongzou,juranhaimeisi,zhenshikexi。”

taxiangmaopingping,shenchuanmingpaixizhuang、jiaodengyouguangwaliangdepixie,dayoutoushudeyisibugou。shangyidouhaidiezheyifangshoupa,diedesisifangfangde,luchuyigesanjiaobian。

骚包至极。

zheirenlinyanrenshi。rongchengerliujiazu,dujiadecizi,dujinhao,hezijiyouxieguojie。

“meijicuodehua,liangnianqianwochuaiguonidedan,yaobushiqiangjiudejishichadianshiquleshengyunengli?”linyanhaozhengyixia,shenzhimiandaiweixiaodiwendao。

dujinhaoyizhenzhixi,huixiangqileneiduanchadiantongsizaibingchuangshangdecantongsuiyue。

“**zhaosi!”tanucongxinzhongqi,exiangdanbiansheng,bianxianglianggebaobiaodileyanse,xianranshiyaohenhenjiaoxunlinyanyidun。

lianggeyimibajidekuiwubaobiaoxialeche,“peng”deyishengjiangchemenshuaishang,hushidandandikanxianglinyan,zouleguoqu。

rucidongjing,yindefujindexingrenweizhicemu,jieshiluchujingyadeshense。gengyouyijialvmendiandeqiantaixiaomei,renchulechanglaixiaofeidedujinhao。

tadunshitanxizheyaoleyaotou,juedelinyanjingganjinuzheiweigongzige。

“haoge,suanlesuanle!linjiadouwanle,tajiufeirenyige,meibiyaogentayibanjianshi。”nvrenbuxiangdangjiebashiqingnaoda,lianmangjiangdujinhaolazhu,genzheyeyongtiaoxindemuguangkanxianglinyan。

“linyan,nihaijidewoma?”zhaoxianglanlengxiao。

“bujide。”linyanhuidadejiweigancui。

shishishangtajidehenqingchu,zhaoxianglanshizheijushentizhurenzhongduode“qiannvyou”zhiyi。tashigewangluonvzhubo,zaobeicengjingdelinyanwanlegebian——dangran,ruguomeineifangmiangongneng,zhinengwanxiedila、choubianzizhileideteshuwanfayesuandehua。

“ni——”zhaoxianglanbeiqidezhidengyan。

shenmewanyiera?zaobushilinjiasanshaole,zenmehaiganzheimexiaozhang?!

“linyan,nizhenshifeirenyige。”dujinhaoyincecediyixiao,chuyanxiurudao:“banvrenandaozaichuangdouwanbule,burubaneidongxiqielesuanle。nidangchuwanbuledenvren,laozikeshiwanlegebian!”

zhaoxianglanyepeihe,wanzhuledujinhaodeshoubei,yilianjiqiaochaofengdikanxianglinyan。

zhouweidunshichuanlaiyizhenhuaranzhisheng,jigexingrenkanxianglinyan,shensedoupoweiguiyi。gengyougenvrenmianlutongqingzhise,xiayishikanletaneiliyiyan。

duiyunanreneryan,zheikeweishitiandadexiurule。qiannvyouhezijidechourengoudazaiyiqi,bingdangchangsikaineifangmiannanyiqichidetong,jianzhijiushixuelinlindecanren。

zhishilinyanburuhoutianchuqihou,qixuechongpei,wuqiyingman、yunyangwuzang,zaoyimeiledangchudenanyanzhiyin。

genghekuang···wankuzidideheilishi,yuwowanguyixianhegan?

zhishilinyanzuoweitangtangwanguyixian,youqinengfangrenlouyirucitiaoxin?

“nigaibushichongbaiwoba?worengdiaodemeiyizhijiuxie,nidoujianqilaizhongxinchuanshangle?”linyanguzuojingchazhise。

liaoliaohuayu,queoudeyiduigounannvdangchangzhamao:“**shuoshenme?!”

dujinhaogengshifahen,chaozhelianggebaobiaonumadao:“hailengzheganshenme?wohuaqiangunimenkanxide?”

dangjiezhishibaobiaodaren,zukejianqifeiyangbahu。

danduiyudujinhaoeryan,zheigenbenjiubushigeshi,dabulejuliulianggebaobiaojitian。

lianggeheiyibaobiaoqishixiongxiong,yizuoyiyouquzhualinyandejianbang,gengshihuidonglepangdadegutongsequantou,qingjinbilu,chongchizheqiangdadelilianggan。

dujinhaozuijiaogouqileyimocankudexiaorong,manliandoushixingfenzhise,yiranyujianlelinyanbeidadebiqinglianzhong、kuhanqiuraodehuamian。