第2章 这一家子都是吸血鬼

“meishenmehaoshangliangdele!”

chuyunhengancuidedaduanluoyunshandehua,bingchaichuantadao:“niyeshaojiaxingxingdezaizheizhuanghaorenle,bieyiweiwobuzhidao?neixieyaoqiudoushiniandilizhengchulaide!nizijimeichuxi,jiubazhuyidoudadaowoshenshang,tiantianjinilaopochuzheiyangdesouzhuyi,zhennimadiunanrendelian!”

luoyunshandengshibeichuyundehua,ji**demanliantonghong,zhengzaidangchangshuobuchuhualai…

ertashenbiandezhoulichunquebengbuzhule,lijicheqisangmendashengjiaoqilai:“chouxiaozi,nihoushenmehou?nihaizhenshifanletianle!jiunizheiyangdeqiongbi,huogaiqiongyibeizi,woshihuagaosuniba,jiusuanninengnachu60wan,yejiubiexiangquwobanver!nidayibeiziguanggunquba!”

chuyunwenyan,jiuzhidaoduifangchedifanlianle,yixiangdaozheijinianzijisuoshoudeweiqu,xindiyayinuhuochedibaofachulai:“zhoulichun,laozizhiqiandangnishizhangbei,caiduinineimekeqi!jiranzheihunjiebule,laozidangnishigechuizi!jiunizheizhanglaolian,laozikanzhejiuexin!”

zhoulichunlengzhule,tadeliansechashijianbiandetieqing,shentiyeqidezhansuqilai,zhizhechuyun:“ni,ni,nigechouxiaozi,ganzheiyangmawo?”

“laozibudanyaomani!haiyaomanimenquanjia!”

chuyunjiandaoshuangfangyijingsipolian,gancuihuochuqule,dashengchongzhoulichunshuodao:“laozixianzaishimeiqian!danshilaoziqimanuligongzuo,nulizhuanqian,laozijiusuanbuquninver,yezongyouyitiannengqushangxifu!daoshinineigefeiwuerzi,zhengtianwusuoshishi,chuledayouxijiushiquyedianbengdi,nagegunianggenleta,caizhendeshidaolebabeizidexuemei!”

“ca!nitemeshuosheishifeiwuni?laoziyaofeileni!”

benlaihaizaikanrenaodeluotianningtingdaozheihua,dunshinuhuoshangtou,jiangshoujishuaizaishafashang,ranhouraoguozhuozichaochuyunchongleguolai,jiuyaogentadongshou。

“jiupingnizheigefeiwuyexianggenwodongshou?”

chuyunkanjianluotianningchongleguolai,lijizhudongzhanlechuqu:“laozirennihenjiule,jintianjiujiaonizuoren!”

shuoba,chuyunyigedaerguazichouleguoqu…

哗啦!

luotianningcanjiaoyishengfeilechuqu,shuailegegouchishi,haizhuangfanlegezheyajiandeneimianpingfeng。

yaozhidao,chuyunzaidaxueshijingchangyundong,erqieyou1.8mideshengao,tigeyesuanshiqiangzhuang,erluotianningzhiyou1.70mi,shencaishouxue,pingshizhihuichihewanle,zenmekenengshichuyundeduishou!

youyuzheidongjingnaodetaida,zhenggedatingneiderendoubeijingdongle,bushaorenchaotamenzheibianwanglai。

“小宁…”

zhoulichunxintengdedajiaoyisheng,paoshangqufuqileluotianning。

mudengkoudaideluoqiulingkanzheyanqianyimu,chongchuyundahan:“chuyunnitaiguofenle!mashangjiwodidaoqian,fouzewomenlimafenshou!”

“fenshoujiufenshou!nijiushigefudimo,nimenzheiyijiazidoushixixuegui,laozisihoubuqi!”

chuyundashenghuileyiju,ranhouzhuanshenzoudaozhuozibian,jiuyaolinhuineilianggezhuangmanlijindehezi。

yizhishouzaizhuozibiandeluoyunshanjianzhuang,jingshuangshouyilan,jianglianggelijinhelandaoleshoushang,ranhouqishenhoutui。

“把礼金还给我!”

chuyundahouyisheng,zhuishangquduohuilijinhezi。

luoyunshanqueturanchekaisangmendajiaoqilai:“darenle,yourenqifulaorenle…”

zheiyixia,kanrenaoderenyuelaiyueduo,weijuzaisizhouwei,haoqidizhangwang。

erchuyundejudong,yejingdonglejiudiandebaoan,lijiyoujimingbaoanchongleguolai,jiangtamenweizhu。

“shenmeqingkuang?shisheizaiwojiudianlinaoshi!”

jiuzaizheishihou,yidaonanzideshengyinturanxiangqi。

suijirenqunfenkai,dangzhongzoujinlaiyigeren。

chuyuntaitouyikan,heranshiyimingnianjigenzijixiangfang,xiangmaoyinyu,liuzheyitouzhangfa,shencaishouxue,shenchuanyishenshengfannuoxiuxianfu,jiaotamingpaiaimashipixiedenianqingnanzi。

genzaitashenhoude,jingshiliangmingshencaizhuangshi,daizheyifumojing,mianronglengkudeheiyidahan,kanshangqupaitoushizu。

“呃…史天祥!”

chuyunyizheng,suijirenchuyanqianzheigenianqingnanzi,jingshigenzijitongyisuodaxueliyoumingdefuerdai,tongshihaishidianxingde**,shitianxiang。

shitianxiangchushenzaijiangbeishiyigepoyoushilidejiazuli,tayoushijiazhongduzi,jianzhijiushihanzhejintangchichushengderen,pingshitafumudouhenmang,youshizhongniandezi,yinciduitajiweichongni,jihushimanzutadesuoyouyaoqiu,zheiyerangshitianxiangyangchenglezhangyangbahudexingge。

“史少……”

luoqiulingyijiandaoshitianxiangchuxian,jinghongzheliangentadalegezhaohu。

“jiefu…nizhongyulaile!”

bazhoulichunfuqilaideluotianning,yijiandaoshitianxiangchuxian,turanchongtahanchulezheiyangyijuhua,ranhoujidongdecoushangqianqu。

tingdaoluotianningjingranjiaoshitianxiang“jiefu”,chuyunhunshenyizhen,yongbukesiyideyanshenkanzheluoqiuling:“ni…nijingrangenleta?”

“meicuo!jiranwomenyijingfenshoule,wogensheiniyijingguanbuzhele!”

luoqiulingzheiyanghuileyiju,ranhouzhandaoleshitianxiangshenbian,quedizhetoumeigankanchuyun。

“qiulinga,zheixiaozi,jiushinishuodeqiongbinanyouba?”

shitianxiangyongmieshideyanshendalianglechuyunyifan,ranhouguyizheiyangwenleluoqiulingdao。

luoqiulingdiandiantou,liansegangadexiaoshenghuileyiju:“ta…tayijingshiwodeqiannanyoule…”

“o!qiannanyou!zheichenghuzhenzhaxina!hahaha…”

shitianxiangyoupielechuyunyiyan,mouzilishanguoyidaodeyiwanfendetiaoxinguangmang,zuijiaoyangqileyimochaonongdelengxiao。

“aiya,shishaoyenizongsuanlaile,neiwojiufangxinle!”

zhoulichunjiandaoshitianxiangchuxianyihou,limacoudaotashenpang,yilianchanmeiexindexiaorong。

“jiefu,wobeizheixiaoziqifule,niyidingyaobangwochutoua!”luotianningyoubushishijidechaleyiju。

“heihei,fangxinba!qiulingdeshi,jiushiwodeshi,wodangranhuitinichutoude!”

shitianxiangdeyidexiaozheshuodao。ranhoutashenchushoudazaileluoqiulingdejianbangshang,jiangtalanruhuaili:“qiulinga,nijuedewoyinggaizenmezuoni?”

luoqiulingyouxiejinghuang,tazhishiniuniedeweiweizhengzhaleyixia,ranhoupielechuyunyiyan,quemeihangsheng,ershirenyouzheshitianxianglanzheziji。

chuyunjianzhuangdunshiruzaodianji,xinliwanbanbushiziwei,kanyangzi,luoqiulingyijinggenshitianxiangyoulaiwangle,erzijiyizhibeimengzaiguli!

“chuyun,ni…nihaishizouba!”

zaiduanzandenankanzhihou,luoqiulingchongchuyunzheiyangshuoleyiju,ranhoujiangshoushangneimeiyuzhuidihaijita:“zheidongxinihaishinahuiquba!”

chuyunyibaduohuileneimeiyuzhui,ranhoutashenhuxileyikouqi,jilideyaxiaxintoudenuhuo。kanzheluoqiulingshuoleyiju:“meixiangdaonishizheiyangdenvren!wozhenshixialegouyan…”

luoqiulinglianseyibian,gangawanfendedalaxianaodai,quemeiganfanbo,bijingtaxinxudehen。

““hehe,zheimelaotudedongxi,yehaoyisisongren?”

shitianxiangjianzhuanglengxiaoyisheng,turantaochuleyigejingmeideshoushihe,zailimianquchuleyitiaoxiangmanzuanshidejingmeixianglian,“qiulinga,woyesongniyijianxiaoxiaodeliwuba!zheiyichuanshichanzinanfeidezuanshixianglian,jiazhi50wanyuan,budanpinzhizhuoyue,kekejingyingtitou,xiangnizheiyangmeilidenvhai,yongyouzheiyangdedongxicainenggouchentuochunideqizhi…”

“谢谢…”

luoqiulingzhishiyouyuleyixia,bianhongzhelianshenshoujieleguoqu。

“shishaoyezhenshidafanga,yichushoujiushi50wandezuanshixianglian!”

zhoulichunjianzhuangdunshimeikaiyanxiao,ranhoutakanzhechuyunchaofengdao:“qiongbixiaozi,nikanjianlema?zheicaijiaodahurenjia,jiunizheizhonghuose,hunyibeizijiuzhuibushangrenjiadehoujiaogen…”

“he…nizheishizaimainver,youshenmezhidejiaoaode?”

chuyunlijihaobukeqidefanboleyiju。

zhoulichunyitingdajiaoqilai:“zheiyouzenmele?nigeqiongbixiaozi,kankanrenjiashidashao,nianqingyouwei,ershiduosuijiushizheijiajiudiandelaozong,zhudefangkaidechenizheiyibeizidouzhengbudao,taqingqiulingchiyidunfanhuadeqian,doubiniyigeyuezhengdeduo!"

chuyunlengxiaodao:"suoyinimenjiuguyijiwokaineizhongexinrendejiehuntiaojian,xiangrangwozigeerzhinanertui?hehe,nimenzheitanqianchengxingdeyangzi,zhennimabuyaolian!"

zhoulichundanu,jianjiao:"zheiniantouaiqianzenmele!sheijiabuxiangbazijinverjiagegengyouqiande?woaiqian,woguangrong!youqiancaiyoulianmian!"

chuyunyaotouqingtan:"guoranshilaobuyaolian,niaiqianshimeishenmedacuo,zhiyaoniyoubenshizijiquzheng。xianzaiquenazhezijinverqumaishenzhuanlaideqian,nideliangxinbuhuitongma?"

luoqiulingneizhangzhanghongdeliandanyixiazhuanweijueqing,niezhequanchongchuyundajiao:"nishuosheimaishen!"

“woshuocuolema?nandaonibuzhidaotashishenmeyangderen?”

chuyunzhizheshitianxiang,dashengzhiwenluoqiuling。

luoqiulingwenyanhunshenyizhan,wuzheliankuleqilai…

ershitianxiangdelianseyijingyinchenxialai,takanzhechuyun:“xiaozi,nidanzibuxiaoma,ganrewo?”

chuyunnuhuogongxin,zhengxiangfanbo,danshiluoqiulingturanzhanlechulai,“chuyunnibienaole,nidoubuguoshishaode!niganjinzouba…”

tingdaoluoqiulingzheiyangyishuo,chuyunyeyishidaozijiruoshigenshitianxiangfashengchongtudehua,kendinghuichuyulieshi,yushitachongluoyunshanlenglengshuoleyiju:“balijinhaijiwo,womashangzou!”

“不给!”

luoyunshanmashangjujuele,tajianglianggelijinhejinjindezanzaishoushang,ranhouhouyan**deshuodao:“womenjiaqiulinggenleni5nian,xianzainiyoudashanglexiaoning,zheibiqianjiudangshinipeichangjitajiediliangdesunshifeile!”

“nimalaobuyaoliandedongxi!mashangbaqianhaijiwo!”

chuyunrenbuxiaqule,chaoluoyunshanchongleguoqu,zhei35wandelijin,tawulunruhedouyaoduohuilai。

luoyunshanganjinduodaoleshitianxiangshenhou,dajiaozhe:“shishaoye,taxiangqifulaoren,kuaibangbangwo…”