第5章 真男人不能说不行

shuoyeqiguai,dangchuyundeshuangshouzhuazhuyigeshadaiyonglideshihou,jingfaxianbingmeitaxiangxiangdeneimezhong,fanershiyouxieqingpiaopiaode,xiangshikangleyigedanshouganglingdeganjue!

zheirangchuyunpoganyiwai,yushitashitanzhetengchuyizhishou,zhuazhulelingwaiyigeshafa,yiyunli,jingranyeqingyidejiangshadaikangdaolejianbangshang。

“yi?wozhenkanbuchulai,nixiaozideliqijingranzheimedaa!”

dingweiganjuedaoyichang,zhuanshenyikan,jiandaochuyunjingranyikouqikangzhelianggedashadai,bujindaganjingya。

yinweizheishadaidezhongliangtafeichangqingchu,bushiputongrennenggoukangdedongde,erchuyunjingrannengyixiakangqiliangge,zheidengliliang,shizaibushiyibanrenjubeide!

“heihei…woshitianshengshenli!”

chuyundeyidehuiyingyiju,tongshitaxinliananxingfenbuyi,yinweitazhidao,zijideliqituranbiandeneimeda,yinggaishiyuzijixiuliandexiantianyiqiyouzhezhijiedeguanxi。

erqiechuyunfaxian,zheixiantianyiqibitaxiangxiangdehaiyaoqiangda,duanshijianneijingrangtayourucijudadebianhua!

“shima!neijiugenwoshanglouba!”

dingweimeimouyitiao,ranhouzhuanshenchaoloushangzouqu。

chuyunyegenzaitashenhoushanglou,buyihui,jiudaoleqiloudingweisuozhudelouzhongloutaofangmenkou。

dingweinachuyaochidakaimen,lingzhechuyunjinlefangjianli

yijinqu,chuyunjiudaliangledingweidejia,zheishigesishiliangting,mianjizaierbaipingfangyishangyishangdetaofang,kanqilaihaizhenbushiyibandeda,erqielimianzhuangxiuyehenbucuo,jiajudianqishenmededoushigaodangpaizihuo。

“bashadaibandaolimianneigetingquba!”

dingweishuozhe,daizhechuyunchuanguoketing,daolegebidelingwaiyigetingli。

zheitingbiketinghaida,jianzhixiangshigexiaoxingdejianshenguan,limianyoubushaoyundongqixie,shenzhiyoumurenzhuang,haiyouquanjishoutaozhileidewanyi,

tinglimiankongchuyigepodadekongjian。tianhuabandingshangyijingyoulianggeqianzhedatiegou,dingweinongleyizhangyizifangzaidixia,ranhouduirangchuyunshuodao。“bangwobashadaiguashangquba!”

“没问题!”

chuyunzoudaoyizishang,dongzuomalidefenbiejianglianggedashadai,guaruletiegoushangbingdiaoleqilai。

“啪!”

shadaiganggangguahao,dingweibianyijipiaoliangdehuixuanti,saozaileqizhongyigeshadaishang,zhijiejiangqitidexiangqianyipao,julieyaohuangleqilai。

“wae!weijienihaoqianga!”

楚云忍不住赞叹道。

zheishadaizhongliangbaiyujin,dingweizheiyijiaojiangzhitiqilaineimegao,kexiangerzhitadetuilipoweijingren。

“hengheng!yaoburanniyiweijieshihuaquanxiutui?nongzheilianggeshadailaidangbaishema!”

dingweibailechuyunyiyan,neimuguangdaizhejifentiaoxinde。“niyaobuyaoyeshishi?”

chuyunbeidingweizheiyanshenyiji,yushishuodao:“neiwoyelaishiyixiaba…”

shuoba,chuyunyijizhiquan,hongzailelingwaiyigeshadaishang。

“嘭!”

neishadaifachuyijicierdemenxiang,jingrutongbeizhongkahenhendezhuangjiyiban,dangzhongbaochuyigedadong,limiandeshazibuduancongloudongzhongsalechulai!

“我的天啊!”

dingweimudengkoudai,yishuangmeimulichongmanlechayizhise。

“e…weijie,nizheishadaidezhilianghaoxiangbuzayanga?”

chuyunyebuganxiangxinzijiyouneimeqianghandeliliang,yushizheiyangdiguleyiju。

“hushuo!wozheishadaimaidekeshipaizihuo!”

dingweihuiguoshenlai,lijifanboleyiju,ranhoutashuangmoujinjindedingzhechuyun:“wohaizhenshizouyanle,jingrankanbuchulainishigewudaogaoshoua!”

“weijienitaitaijuwole,wojiushiyiguanggaogongsidezhiyuan,suannamenzigaoshou?”

chuyunmangbaibaishoufourenle,yinweitamuqianhaiduizijisuonengzhangwodelilianghaibushuxi。

“heng!nibiebuchengren!”

dingweiquedenglechuyunyiyan,ranhouduitashuodao:“jieyaogenniguoguoshou!”

“a?guoshou?shayisi?”chuyunyileng。

“jiushirangnipeijiedayichanga!”

dingweigancuibahuatiaomingle。

“a?wo…wobuxinga!”

楚云忙拒绝道。

“feihuashaoshuo,jieyidingyaogenniguoguoshou!”

dingweiquedenglechuyunyiyan,ranhouyouzheiyangshuoleyiju。“shigezhennanrenjiubunengshuobuxing!”

shuowanzheihua,dingweiyebuguanchuyundabudaying,zhuanshenzourulepangbiandegengyishili…

“woca!kanlaiderangtazhidaowoshibushizhennanren…”

chuyunyumendediguleyiju,tongshixinlitouyouxietantebuan。

yijingtakandechulaidingweideshenshouxiangdanglihai,jueduishigechangnianlianwuzhiren,erzijicaixiulianle《taiyanzhenjing》jigezhongtou,yejiuganjueliliangbiandaleyixieeryi,qitadexinligenbenmeidi。

zheishihou,dingweiyijingconggengyishineizoulechulai…

chuyunxiayishidepieleguoqu,ranhoutadetongkongxunsubianhua,yinweidingweijingranchuanzheyishenheisedeyundongbeixingheheirekujiuchulaile,tajiangyitouxiufashuchengmaweizhuang,yujiachentuochutaneirehuodeshencai,zaijiashangyishuangxiuzhangbizhidedazhangtui,zezeze…

dingweidezheifudabanjianzhishiyichangliaoren,rangchuyungandaoyigurexuefeiteng,tineideheermengjisufenmixunsushangsheng,huoqishangyong,shenzhiyouyizhongyaoliubixuedechongdong。

“wei!nixiaozikangoulemei?”

kanjianchuyunzheifumoyang,dingweiliandanbujinweiweiyihong,zhijiejibailetayiyan。

“weijie,ni…nizheifenmingzaiyinrenfanzuima…”

chuyunrenbuzhuzheiyanghuileyiju。ertadeyanshen,yiranluozaidingweishenshang,tabingfeimeiyoudanzidenanren,burandehua,dangniantayebukenengjiangxihuadeluoqiulingpaodaoshou。

xiayike,chuyunturanyiliandezhenjing,yinweitafaxianzijidemuguang,jingnengtouguodingweideyifu,neijuwubimeihaodelunkuobeitawanquanshouruleyanzhong。

“zhei…zheishizenmehuishi?nandaowoyanjingnengkantou…zhangai?”

chuyungenbenbumingbaifashengleshenmeqingkuang,zhiganjuezijidenaoziyouxiechongxue,siweiyeyixiazhuanbuguolai。

“nizheichouxiaozi,zhenshizhaoda!kanzhao…”

beichuyunzheiyangzhigougoudedingzhe,erqiehaiganjuedaoletaneimuguangde“qinlvexing”,dingweijinbuzhuyouxienaoxiuchengnu,jiaozhayisheng,ranhouzhijieyiquanhongxianglechuyundemianmen。

chuyunyuanbenhaichenjinzaidaizhizhuangtaili,danshilaizidingweidegongji,quelingtadeshenshichanshenglefanying,yushitazuoshouxiayishideyitai。

啪!

dingweidegongshibianzhijiebeichuyundangzhule,erqietahaibeiyigufandanlizhendewanghoutuilehaojibu…

“yi?nixiaozihaishuobuhuiwugong?”

dingweiyujiagandaojingyale,yinweigangcaitaneiyiquanshixiangjichuyunyigejiaoxun,suiranshichudeliliangbuda,danshisuduquehenkuai,quebeitaqingyidedangxiale,erqiehainengjiangzijizhentui!zheijuebushiyibanrennengzuodaode。

“weijie,wo…wozhenbuhuiwugonga…”

chuyunmangbianjieqilai,yinwei《taiyanzhenjing》lisuiranjizaizhebushoudeguwuquanshu,danshitaquehaimeishijianxiulianguorenheyimen,dangzhudingweideneiyiquan,wanquanshilaiziyutaneiqianyishidefanying。

“我不信!再来…”

dingweiquebuxiangxinchuyundejieshi,shenxingyidong,yijijianbuzaiduchongzhitagenqian,youtuiyitai,yijilinglidegaobiansaotuisaoxiangletadexinkou。

mianduidingweizheilinglidejingong,chuyunxinxiayihuang,queqingbuzijindeshenchuyoushouyidang。

啪!

dingweilijigandaozijiyoujiaodejiaomianchuanlaiyizhen**ladetongchu,dunshimeitouyicu,renbuzhuhoutuileshubu,ranhouzuojiaohougenquecengdaoleyitaipaobujishang。shentijingshishiquzhongxin,wanghouyidao…

chuyunjianzhuangyijing,yinweitayikanjiandingweidaoxiadefangxiangfangzheyigeyaling。ruoshishuaixiaqu,tadenaodaishibihuikezhuangshangqu。

yushichuyunmangchongshangqianqu,shenshouyilan,louzhuledingweideyaozhi,jiangtazhuailehuilai。

erdingweibeizheiyangwanghuiyizhuai,zhijiepurulechuyunhuaili…

chuyunyewendaoledingweishenshangneidandandeyouxiang,jinbuzhuyizhenxinfuqizao,xintiaojiasuqilai,naozilijingchanshengleyigeqiguaideniantou:“shouganzhenhaoa…”

eryigunanyixingrongdenanziqixi,yelijiyongruledingweidebizili,tazheifaxianzijijingrantangzaichuyundehuaili,erqieshuangshouhailouzhetadeyao……

“啊!放开我…”

dingweishentiyijiang,fachuleyidaojianjiaosheng。

suizhedingweidejianjiaoshengyiqi,youxiehunbushoushedechuyundunshihuiguoshenlai…

ranhouchuyunjiufaxiandingweizhenghenhendedengzheziji,neimuguangxiangdangdeshiren,yushitashuangshouyisong。

“哎呀!”

dingweiyi**diezuozaidibanshang…

“weijie…shijianbuzaole,wo…wodehuiqule…”

chuyunjianzhuang,caizhidaozijiyourehuole,mangliaoxiazheimeyijuhua,zhuanshenjiuliu…

“chuyunnizheichouxiaozi!ni,nibiepaoa!jiwohuilai…”

dingweicongdibanshangpaqishen,zaihoumianqixiuxiudejiaozhe。

tingdaodingweizheinaoxiuchengnudeshengyin,chuyunnahaiganliuxia,xunsuliudaomenkoudakaimen,wangloutixiapaoqu。

“zheixiaozi,zhenshi…qisiwole!”

dingweiqidezhiduojiao,yishuangmeimouzhifanbaiyan,ranhoutaxiangqilegangcaideqingjing,yourenbuzhuliandanyihong“puchi…”yishengxiaolechulai。

xiaowanyihou,dingweiyouanzidiguleyiju:“kanyangzi,chuyunzheixiaokezibujiandana!gaitiandezaihaohaodetanyitantadedixicaixing!”

erchuyunbingbuzhixiaodingweidexiangfa,tayijingpaoxialelou,ranhouchaozijidezhuchuerqu…

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