zhangandongshi，dunshichuxianleqiguaideyimu。
dangxianyigejunmeiwuchoudenianqingshusheng，linzheyangrou，wangmingkuangben。shenhoubuyuan，sangejinyinanzijinzhuibushe，zairanhoujiushiyiqunchengfudehuweiaoaojiaodehan!
“姑爷，别跑——”
“guye，wokanniwangnalipao——”
“guye，dai——cilushiwo——ke，kuaikuaitingxialai!”
程咬金：……
彩棚上。
“meimei，bieshangxin，woqujinizhuahuilai——”
caipengshang，quantoupaomadechengfuxiaojie，yiluxiuzi，jiuyaocongtaizishangyuexia，beishenbiandenvziyibajizhuaizhule。
“jiejie，zhuashenme——zheiyangqibushigenghao，lianjiafuqidoubuyongzhuang……”
weimengdejiejieshenqingyizhi，tingxiashenlai，youxieyihandiwangleyiyanwangmingkuangbiaodejunqiaoshushenghehoumiandesange“xiaogenban”。
kexile，zheimejunqiaodexiaoshusheng!
danxuanji，muguangjiuluchuyisiyihuodeshense。
“meimei，houmianneisangebeiying，wozenmeqiaozheyouxieyanshua……”
zhiyouyigeqiangjiandetipo，cainengzhichengyigeweisuodelinghun。weilenengrangzijideshenti，zhichizijiweilaizaidatangdefuxiushenghuo，wangzianchuanyuebannianlai，yitianduanliandoumeidanwuguo。
小身体，倍儿棒!
zheiyitongpao，yishibanhuizhijian，lengshimeiranglishiminhechengyaojindengsanrenzhuishang!
“zheihunxiaozi，shi，shishugoudema?zenme，zenme，pao，pao，zheimekuai!”
lishiminhechengyaojinhaihaoxie，weizhengjileideshangqibujiexiaqi，xiongleizhijiandouyinyinzuotong。ruguobushidanxinbeihoumianchengfudehuweijizhuishang，zaodundishangbuganle。
“xuancheng，nixianzhaogedifangduoyiduo，wohezhijielaizhuita，wohaibuxinle，wohaizhuibushangtagexiaotuzaizi!”
lishiminsuiranshimashanghuangdi，danzheijinianyeliaoxiadechabuduole，zheiyitongpao，yejileidebuqing。
woguai，woguai，wozaiguai!
zhangzheduijiedaoshuxi，wangzianguaiguoyigeyouyigelukou，zuihouzuanguoyigeyinbidegoudong，caisuanshibaituoleshenhoudedaweiba。
wangzianzhongyuzhangshuleyikouqi。
可算是逃过一劫!
tingjianshenhoudedongjing，wangzianhaihentiexindibayangroujiaodaozuoshou，shangqiandaleyibashou。
“liangweilaoge，nimenzheimeyidabanianjile，doushiyoueryounvderenle，renjiagunianghainenglaishangnimen?genzhexiapaosha——qiaozheijileide……”
lishiminyibianlangbeidicazheetoudehanshui，yibianzhangzhedazuipinminghuanqi。chengyaojinyoushizhelian，youshibaoqiude，paodezishibudui，leideyeshigouqiang。zheihuierlianzhaowangzianmafandeliqidoumeiyoule，kaozaiqianggenshanghuhuchuanqi。
wangzianzoushangqu，henqibuzhengdipailepaichengyaojinhuailidexiuqiu。
“woshuo，nijianzhijiushisinaojin，zheixiuqiuzijibuyong，buhuiliujizijijialidenianqingrenma?chengjiadeguniangsuiranzhangdekechenledian，danrenjiahaodaishigaomenda……”
敢说我闺女磕碜!
我踏马抽死你!
chengyaojinqide，lunqixiuqiujiuzaleguoqu。
嘭!
liangzhishougenchenglejingside，zidongjiujibaqiuzhuazhule。
wangzianxixindijitapailepaixiuqiushangzhandenitu，yousailehuiqu，yuzhongxinzhangdiquandao。
“quqiqude，suiranchengjiaguniangqueshishikechenledian，danrenjiajiashihao，tigehaoa，yikanjiushigenengshengyang……”
“laofuwogennipinle——”
chengyaojinaoaojiaodiyaogenwangzianpinming，beilishiminlianloudaibaodijilazhule。
“laocheng，laocheng，bieshengqi，bieshengqi，youhuahaohaoshuo……”
wangzianyeyouxieshengqi，zheilaojiahuobushihaodai!ruoguobushixiangcongnishenshangzaicengdianchaonengli，xiaoyewocailandegennifeihua!
“不要拉倒!”
wangzianyibabaxiuqiucongtahuailichelehuilai，zhuanshenjiusaidaolelishimindehuaili。
“他不要送你——”
huayinweiluo，xiuqiujiubeichengyaojinshandianbanconglishiminhuailiqianglehuiqu。
李世民：……
王子安摊了摊手。
zheirenjiujianpi，jibuyao，bujihaiqiang。
suanlekanzainishiwodefuxingfenshang。
“womenyesuanshiyiqizuanguogoudongdelaopengyoule，yuanfennande，zou，woqingnimenchidunhaode——”
wangzianshuowan，huanglehuangshouzhongdeyangrou。
chengyaojinqileyisheng，buxiediniuguolianqu。meijianguoshimian，shuodegensheimeichiguoyangrouside。
“yangroudundunhuoshikaokao，neijiujiaochiyangroule?cuo!chilewozuodeyangrou，nimencaihuizhidao，shenmesuanshibaihuo!”
weilecengchaonengli，wangzianyesuanpinle。
“激将法，幼稚!”
chengyaojinhaobukeqidichuochuanwangziandexiaobaxi。wangzianbushuohua，wanyaocongdishangnaqiyikuaixiaoshizi，qingqingcuodong，xixidefenmobiancongzhifengjianhualuo。chengyaojinqiaodeyanpizizhitiao，shiqudibushuohuale。
“xiangfengjiushiyouyuan，jinrinandeyudaoyiweizheimeyouqudenianqingren，zou——laocheng，womenquchangchangzheiweixiaochushendeshouyi——”
lishiminhenlisuodipailepaishenshangdenitu，jiazhuangmeikandaowangziandezhifengjianhualuodeshitoufenmo。
“请——”
wangzianshenshouyanqing，gangyaoqishendailu，jiujuedeyigushuxidesumaganzaicijianglin!
夸奖也行!
jinrikeshijiandaobaobeile!
wangzianbuyouxinzhongdaxi，jiuzaigangcai，yigugenchuyiyouguandejiyihejingyanshunjianchuanrutadeshenxin，taganjuezijidechuyizhijiedadaolexiaoshenji!
youzheishouyi，datangshenghuodexingfuzhishubiaoshenghaojigeduanweia。
美滋滋!
kebunengrangzheilianggelaojiahuobaibailiuzoule!
“zheixiaozimobushixinhuaibugui，weishenmeyigejingchouzhewomentouxiao?”
chengyaojinbeizheixiaozikandeyouxiefamao，toutouchechelishimindeyijin，xiaoshengtixing。
“gangcairuobushirenjiashouxialiuqing，neiyijiaoxiaqu，nixianzaihaipazheni……”
lishimingangniutoutucaoleyiju，jiujianwangzianyilianreqingdihuiguotoulai。
“nimenliang，digushani，haibuganjinde，yaoshibeichengjiaderenzhuishang，kebieguaiwobuzhangyiha——”
“zhengzaiqidainidemeishini——zou，zou，zou——”
lishiminyibianqiangxiaozhehuiying，yibiantoutoujichengyaojinzuolegebizuideshoushi，yingzhetoupigenleshangqu。
meibanfa，pazheishenshoukongbudexiaozihuranfanliana。
congyanxingmenchuqu，chuanguohuchenghe，zaizousiwulilu，jiuzoudaolewangzianzhuchu。chaimenliqiang，henchangjiandezhangannongjiaxiaoyuan。suiranyuanzibuda，danshengzaiganjingchangliang。
jingguozheimeyifanzheteng，ritouyedaolezhengwudeshihoule。sangerenxiaohaoguoda，duzizaojiuedegugujiaole。
“youshachide，ganjinnongba，yuekuaiyuehao——”