第一章
quezhenniaoduzhengdangtian，wobeiqingmeiqizihe13suinveryiqigaoshangdaodeshenpanfating。
ruodaodebiaozhundiyu60fen，wojiangbeijikeboduoquanli，chengweishuren。
tamendouweiletongyigenanren，neijiushigaozhongshibalingzhemowodexiaocaoshenjichu。
wozheicaizhidao，yuanlaishenjichushiqizianyurouaierbudeduoniandebaiyueguang。
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妻子冷眼看我：
「nigaozhongshijidujichu，sichujitapozangshui，rujinshinishuzuideshihoule。」
erwoyongxinyangdadenverzhaoenmuyechaowonuhou：
「nizheigeyiwushichudewonangfeigenbenbupeidangwobaba！shenshushucaishiwobaba！」
wopingjingzhuanshen，zhanshangshenpanxi。
suanle，zheiyangdeqizihenverwobuyaole。
zhixiwangshenpanjieguochulaihou，tamenbuyaohouhui。
「daodeshenpanfatingyijingkaiqi，wufazhongduanzanting。」
「bencishenpanjiangtiquxiangguanjiyi，shenpanzhangdafenweizhu，shiwanmingdazhongpingshentuandafenweifu。」
「daodefengaoyu90fenjiangdedaoyiyimeiyuan，bingchengweishijiedaodebiaobing，xiangshouyishizhuxingwuxingjibiedeyoudai。」
「erdaodefendiyu60fen，jiangbeiboduoquanli，chengweishuren。」
「qingbencideliangmingbeishenpanzheshenjichu、zhaoxuanzhou，zhanshangshenpantai。」
zaishenpanzhanglengmodejixieyinluoxia，dazhongpingshentuanjiuchuanlaiyilunsheng。
「tianna，jingranshibaiwanwanghongshenjichuei！wotebiexihuanshenjichu，bujinrenzhangdegaodashuaiqi，haishichangqingtengmingxiaobiye。jiusuanjialipochan，tayemeiniandouhuijifulijigoujuankuan，jushuotashanggeyuegangjishanqudexueshengsongquxuexiyongpin！」
「neijintianzheigeshenpanqibushihenkuaijiunengjieshule？erqiewokanzheigejiaozhaoxuanzhoudemianxiangzheimelengmo，yikanpingshijiushigeshierjing。」
「kebu，jushuoshenjichupangbianzhanzhede，shitaqingmeizhumaershinian、jiehunshiwuniandeqiziheqinshengnver。nengrangrenjiadayimieqinde，nengshishenmehaohuose！」
「wokankanjintiandeshenpanshuliejudezuizhuang......zhaoxuanzhou，36sui，gaozhongshiqifuxiaocaodaozhiqiyiyuzheng、xinjizhijinweiyu......chuzhongshi，oudaqitaolaotou，daozhiqiduanleshigenleigu......woqu，zheishishenmepinzhongderen？！zhenshishougoule，dengxiawoyaobafanduijianenlan！！」
「带我一个！」
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hedazhongpingshentuanyiyang，zhanzaishenjichushenbiandeqizianyurouhenverzhaoenmu，douduiwotoulaibiyizenghendemuguang，haoxiangwozhenshineigezuigaiwansideerenyiyang。
wolengxiaoyisheng，zhuanshenzhanshangshenpanxi。
keshenjichudeliansequeyouxiefabai，renyouwoqizianyurouzaiyipangzenmehongtaquanta，tadoubuyuanyizoushangshenpanxi。