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“ma，babatarenni？”meiyoukanjianjiangbaba，jiangwanyuewendao。
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【xiaogua，xiaogua，nitingjianmeiyoutamenshuodewangjianhua，shibushineigewangjianhua！】
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刚刚是你在说话吗？
a，bushini！neishibushi（ni）jiejiezaishuohua？
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（xitongdeshengyin，tamentingbujian，suoyizhinengtingjiannvzhuxiangshizaiyushenmerenduihuayiyang，keshijiushibuzhidaoneigemoshengderenshuoleshenme！）
【shitaa！wangjianhua！zheigehaidewomenyijia，jiaporenwangdezuikuihuoshou！jiushizheigekanqilaiwaibiaozhonghoulaoshideren，xianhaizaizangbaba！】
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tazenmekenenghuihai**，erqietahaishi**zuideyidexiashu，zenmekenenghuihailewomenquanjia？
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怎么这么严肃？
kanchulaileqifendeyansu，jiangbabaxiangyaodareqifen，rangqifenhuoreqilai，tazhudongkaikou，hezhongrenliaoleqilai，chulewangjianhuapeiheta。
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【xiaogua，jiushizheigerenba？】
｛shidesuzhu，jiushizheigerenhaidenimenquanjia！｝
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tayijingzhidaozheidaoshengyinshidanverjiangwanyuedeshengyin，keshigenjutadeguanchadanverbingmeiyouzhangkaizuishuohua，neimezheidaoshengyinshicongnalaide？
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