“wocao！！cao！cao！cao！”
“juranshita！jiemuzushizenmexiangde！”
“yuanbiaojuranhaiganshangjiemu！**！**！”
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danmuyipianluanqibazao，danwuyiliwaishishengtaojiemuzu，**yuansimiaode。
zhiborenshuyecongkaishidejibaiwankuaisuzhangdaoleqianwan。
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【xitong，zheigezoushenmedeyoumeiyoushenmegua。】
【you，erqieyeshigejingtiandagua。】
【快！说来听听！】
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【wa！haomenwandezhenhuaya！】yuansimiaoxinlidaweizhenjing。
zheirangqianpaidelinxinianmeixinbushoukongzhidetiaoletiao。
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suihoutayoutingyitongyirenliao。
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xianzaibuzhidaozijinengtingdaotadexinshengshihaohaishihuai。
chiwangua，shoudaojianglihou，yuansimiaozaikanxiangzoumingxuanshi，naozilibuzijuejiunaobu，aoaodaibudetahedianluandaofengdebama。
zoumingxuanzheibian，yizhirangrangzheyouyuansimiaojiumeitadeyanlun。
jiemuzuyemeixiangdaozuinangaodingdejuranshizheigeershizu。
“kanlaiyuansimiaoshitidaotiebanle。”
“yuansimiaozheixiayaoliangliangle。”
danmuyeshibaozhekanrenaodetaidu，doudengzheyuansimiaobeitichujiemu。
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shouzhangdalipaizaitajianshang，jiangrenanhuilezuowei。
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zheinvrenshiniuma，liqizheimeda。
danbingchizhelabuxialianlai，gengzheboziduiyuansimiaojiaoxiao。
“zen，zenmehaibuyunxuwo**yixia。”
“neini**wanlema？”yuansimiaoxiaoyiyingying，shoulijiazhonglelidao。
“wanle。”zoumingxuanlimalaoshi，jujindeshuangshoufangzaishuangtuijian，shuohuadeshengyindouxiaoleyixie。
“henhao，jianyunitinghuadebiaoxian，wojiniyigejiangli。”yuansimiaoxianghongxiaohaieryiyang，haimolemozoumingxuandehounaoshao。
弹幕瞬间炸了。
“tajuranxianghongxiaohaiyiyanghongzougongzi。”
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“wanlewanle，zheijiechedifeile。”
yibanguanzhuzoumingxuandedouzhidao，tafeichangfanganyourenmotadetou，napafumudoubuxing，youyiciyougezhangbeichuyuduiwanbeideguanxin，moletadehounaoshao。
jieguozoumingxuandangchangrangrenjiayilaozongxiabulaitai。
dantashizoujiaren，renjiayebuhaojijiao，zhinengzijigangadezhaoleyigetaijiexia。
nazhizoumingxuantingdaoyuansimiaodehua，yanshenhaiyouxieqidaidekanxiangta。
“什么奖励？”
弹幕？？？
“jiuzhei？bukeyishidezougongzini？”
“zheimingxianjiushigetingdaoyoutangchidexiaohaia！”
yuansimiaocoudaozoumingxuanerbianshuo，“shangcishuonishisishengziqueshishiwoqingbaoyouwu，dannideshenshiyoudajingxi。”
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“niyeyeshufangyougehongsebaoxianju，mimashi54088，youdaan，feichang**，nikeyihuiqukankan。”yuansimiaoliqishenti，yuzhongxinzhangpailepaizoumingxuandejian。
ranhouhuidaozijideweizhishang。
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napazhongrenhaoqisi，danlianggedangshirenwanquanmeiyoushuomingdeyisi。
zoumingxuanshiyinweizhenjing，tayeyeshufangqueshiyougehongsebaoxianju，erqiefangzaiyifuhuadehoumian，tawuyizhongkanjianguo。
danyuansimiaoshizenmezhidaode？haizhidaomima！
nandaoyuansimiaojiushiyeyeneigemimiqingren？wodejinai？