“zuori，shixiaojingzhaosongzhanggongzhuchujiadeba？tadangzhenshifangxinbuxianini，ruoshizhanggongzhuzaoritongbenwangshuo，zheigeqinbuchengyeba，yihuozhezuoribaitangdeshihou，benwangjiugaibaweizhirangchulai，rangjixiaojingzhao，rangtayuzhanggongzhubaitang，haoquanlezhanggongzhudeaimuzhixin。”
guyuyueshuoyueqi，neigegaisidexiaojingzhaozaitamenzhongjianhengchayijiaozuzushinian，yuanyiweiqulebeiqijiunengshuaidiaoderen，kesheicengxiangjiaoshigunjingranyouyinhunbusandigendaoleshangjingcheng。
dangrantayemeirangrenhaoguo。
xiaojingzhaojiranneimexihuanwarenqiangjiao，neitajiuchengquanleta，yanleta，qingtarugongchangzhu。
“nizaihushuobadaoshenme！”tanglingyundouranhuoda，tahexiaojingzhaozhijiankeshiqingqingbaibai。
neishitabiaoge，nanchulizhi，nvzichujiadeyouniangjiaxiongdixiangsong，xiaojingzhaosongtachujianeishiheqingheli。
haodayizhanglian，haoxiaodexinyanzi。
“wohushuobadao？tanglingyun，niyaoshixiangjiajixiaojingzhaowoyebuhuishangganzhelaibeinixiuru，mingmingshinixianghongxingchuqiang，zenmejiuchewotoushangle！ni……”
“啪！”
tanglingyunyigebazhangshuaidaoleguyudelianshang，jinjiezhejiufengleyiyangpuguoqu，qiazhuletadebozi：“woqiasinigebaiyanlang，mingmingshiniheroujiajunzhuantongqukuan，haixiangyongyuanweiduhaiwo，woxianzaijiushaleni！”
guyutongkongdizhen，yuanweidu？roujiajunzhu？！
tamengdizhuazhutanglingyundeshouwan：“niweishenmehuizhidao，roujiajunzhu？”
anzhaoshangyishideshijianguiji，roujiajunzhuyinggaishizaiyinianhoucaihuichuxian，xianzaidetanglingyunbugaizhidaotade。
tanglingyunjiuzhihuixiesanjiaomaodegongfu，nalishiguyudeduishou，jiuzhayanjing，tajiubeitaqianzhidaodongdanbude。
糟糕了！
说漏嘴了。
zheigeshihou，tahaiburenshiroujiajunzhu。
yishunjian，weiqu、jinzhanghekongjuqiqixijuanerlai，tagenbenkongzhibuzhuzijideyanlei。
jiranyaozhongsheng，weishenmebuzhongshengzaizaoxieshihou，zuihaocongweijianguozheigerenzha。
“哇哇哇哇——”
fanzhengdouyijingfafengle，suoxingjiufengdegenglihai。
“guyunigeaiqiandaode，bieyiweinizhangdehaokanwojiufeinibukele！nijiwoxiayuanweidu，hairangjiroujialaixiuruwo！wojintian，wojintian……”
tajietifafeng，henhendiyaoshangguyudeshouwan，tianzhidaotayongleduodadeliqi，zhidaozuibaliquandoushixuexingweidoubukensongkou。
yuanweidushinanchuzhibao，duyaoyixianqian。
yongdehao，shijiurenshengyao，yongdebuhao，jiushisharenjudu。
zhiqiantatoumoditingdaoguo，yuanbenguyushixiangyongyuanweiduzuoweiyaoyinzijimufeizhibingde，zhishihoulaigongkuiyikui，quemeixiangdaoduonianyihou，tajingzhonglezheigedu。
真是祖宗们瞎了眼！
“nishuoshenme？！nizhongleshenmedu？”
tamingmingligongzhishiliuxialeqiyu，youqiyudebaohu，tabukenenghuiyoushide。
yuanweidushitahexiaotaihoudemimijiaoyi，yizhidoubeitazangzaiqingongli，pangrenshinabudaode。
tanglingyunnaixiongnaixiongde：“nishaozaiwomianqianzhuanghaoren，nibenlaijiubabudewosi，wosilenijiukeyihejiroujiashuangsushuangqima！wozheiyishijiuchengquannimen！womenheli！xianzaijiuheli！nizaibufangkaiwo！woyaosini！”
“suoyi，niyehuilaile，duima？”
toudingchuanlaiguyudeshengyin，henpinghe，danquezugouzhalie。
tamengditaiqiyanmou，wugudedayanjingliquandoushijingkong，shenmejiaoye？
tazuijiaohaiyouxue，manzuidexuexingweirangtabingbushufu，kexianzaitagubudele：“ni……”
这狗男人也重生了？
tanglingyunnaozifeisuyunzhuan，kezenmezhuandoushiyipiankongbai，zhidaotoudingchuanlaiguyudidideqianxiaosheng，tacaijingjuezijiqileyishenjipigeda。
“hehehe……alinga，chengrenba，baiyinbiyouguo，nidebaoyingjiushiwo。”
buzhuodaotayandideyisifengkuang，tanglingyunxiayishidijiuyaopao，jiranguyuyeshizhongshengde，neijiujueduiliubudele。
tataokaizhihou，yaolikequdishigongzhaodishijiegu，ranhourangjinyiweishalezheigewangbadan，yijuehouhuan。
kecaipaoliangbu，yaoshenyijin，tajingshengshengdibeiguyujilaohuilai，buyoufenshuodiyazaichuangshang。
taxiangdongjiao，keguyubitadongzuogengkuai，taituiyazaitatuishang，shouyebeitayaguoletouding，waimiandeqingjiantingdaolimiandedongjing，huzhuxinqiechongjinlai：“dianxia——”
额……
“出去。”
guyulengshenghechi，tanglingyunganggangxiangkaikouhanzhuqingjian，kexiayike，guyuyijingfushenerxia，binglengdechunbanfushanglaile。
neizhongjiuweideshuxi，youdaizheqingsedemosheng，jiuxiangyizhizhimayizaitaxinjianshangpaguolaipaguoqu，rangrenyubabuneng。
唔？！
“嘶——”
guyuchitongdifangkaitanglingyunwenruandechun，keshoujiaoquewensibudong：“tanglingyun，nidangzhenshishugoude。”
咬了他好几次了。
taposhizijilengjingxialai：“womeijinixiadu。”
“狗下的！”
“nicaishigouba，woshenshangdoushiniyaode！”
tanglingyunzhangkouyouyaoyaota，tanaonubuyi：“nishibushidelefenggouzheng？”
“nicaifenggou！niquanjiadoushifenggou！”
“nishiwoqizi，woquanjiayebaokuoni。”
唐翎芸：“……”
guyubingbuxianghetanglingyunzaizheierjixushuazuipizi：“womentantan。”
“wohegoumeishenmehaotande。”
“nikaikoubikoudequanshigou，yaobuwojinidaiyizhihuilai？”
“buyongle，nijiushi！”
erqiehaishineizhongfanlianwuqing，xihuanluanyaorendefenggou！
liangrenjiangchilehaoyizhenzi，zhidaotalengjingxialai，tacaisongkai。
weibimiantayoufengqilaiyaoren，guyuwangpangbiannuolexia，danshensebingbuhaokan：“woyaoshijinixiadu，hebibabeiqijiangshanliujini？”
“shaozaizheierxingxingzuotai，ninengbajiangshanjiwo？heng！ninanxiafachu，bieyiweiwobuzhidao！”
“wonanxiashiweilejiunihuangxiong！”guyuzhenxiangqiaokaitanglingyundenaozikankanlimianshibushizhuangdedoufuzha。
shangyishitademoulvekebushuta，qitaizidaotaiyeshitadeshoubi，zenmejiuzaizheijianshishangningbuqingni！
“woruguoyaoshani，hebilipaizhongyirangnidanghuanghou，haibazijigaochenggujiaguaren，hougongyigefeipindoumeiyou！”
“feihua，neishiyinweijiroujia，nibushixinxinnianniandixianglitaweihuanghouma？zheiyishiwojiubudangnimenlianggezhijiandebanjiaoshi，niququtaya！niququtaya！”
tanglingyunqidehunshendouzaizhandou，renzhijiangsiqiyanyeshan，dajiadousiguoyicile，getamianqianzhuangshenmezhuang！