第1章

“我拒绝...”

“sucheng,wozhishibanidangpengyou!”

“huaheliwuwoshouxiale!xinyinishouhuiquba。”

“nishizhidaowode,tanlianaiduiyuwolaishuohaiburuyangyitiaojinmaolaideshizai......”

......

痛!

太痛了!

tingdaozheiyijujuwuqing,zhaxindehua,suchengmengdeyanqianyihei。

一瞬间,

‘嗡——’

ermingshengrutongxiongyongdechaoshui,yibojiezheyibodixiangdanaoyonglai,yanmeilezhouweideyiqieshengyin。

不知过了多久,

suchenghuranjuedeyanqianyouxieciyan,erbianyouxiexuannao,lianjiaweiweifatang,naodaiyezhangzhangde。

momohuhuzhijian,takanjianleyigezhangxiangxiulideshibajiusuideguniang。

tachuanzheyijiantieshendefuguyinhuadiaodailianyiqun,luchuliangkuaibaixiguanghuadexiangjian,tingbadebiliang,hongrundezuichun,weiweiqujuandemeimao,haiyouyishuangqingchelingdongdeyanmou。

menglongjian,suchengkanjiannvshengzuichunweiweimindong,sihuzaishuoshenme。

“苏城...”

“sucheng,nitingdaomeiyou...”

“liwuwojiushouxiale,danshiwomenbuheshi...”

......

‘哗哗哗——’

tingdaonvhaidehua,jiyiruchaoshuiyibanzaisuchengdenaohaizhongfanyong。

半晌后,

tacaiyishidaojiujingfashengleshenme。

jieshouwannaohaizhongdejiyihou,suchengzuijiaoyangqiyimokuxiao,neixinyumendao。

“wo?wozheishichuanyuele!”

tajiaosucheng,yuanbenshilanxingyimingjingjingyeyedegangbiyeliangniandeputongshejishi,yicixiguanxingdewuchangjiaban,zhijiecusizaigongweishang。

zhihou,jiuguishishenchadejiuchuanyuedaoletongmingdedaomeishenshang。

daomeidanmianqiandezheimingpiaoliangdenvshengjiaolinyurou,

shisuchenggaozhongtongxuejiandaxuetongxue。

liangrendoushimeishusheng,yuhuashixiangshi,zineizhihou,yuanzhujiuxiangshifengleyiyangxihuanshanglinyurou。

yizhijilinyuroudangtiangou!

可惜!

舔狗终究是舔狗!

tongweimeishushengdesucheng,yichakanjiyizhongneilingrenzuooudehua,jiugandaoyizhenehan。

“yurou,qianbiwobangnixuehaole...”

“yurou,diaosepanwobangnixiba,shuihenlengde...”

“huazhiwojinitiehaole,yurou,nizuoxia...”

“yanliaohewojinibaizaihuajiaxiamianle,qingshuiyezhunbeileliangtong...”

......

WTF???

naohaizhongdetiangoujingliheyanqianlinyuroudelianzhujianzhonghe,suchengcaiyishidao,xianzaishishenmeqingkuang!

经典舔狗告白现场!

pengzhegemeiguihua,daizheyidaduiangguideliwu,zaibanjizhongdanxixiaguigaobai?

xiaoxiaodejiaoshili,rentouzandong,jideshuixiebutong。

显而易见!

gaoduanweilvchanvjujuetiangouxiaopangdun,haizhuangzuowozhishixianghenidanghaopengyoudeweinanweiyang。

“he!te——”suchengzaixinzhongancuiyikou。

zheige**yuanzhu,yizhihelinyurouyigeban,conggaoertiandaoxianzaidayikuaijieshu!

tiantiangengehabagouyiyang!

linyurouyijuhua,jiuheshoudaominglingdezhongquanyiyang,liuzhehalazijiupidianpidiandeguoqu。

钱搭进去!

人也搭进去!

身体也搭进去!

gaoerdesuchenghaishiyigexiaoshuaige,shengaoyimibasan,tizhongyibaisanshiwujin。

meiqingmuxiu,mingmouhaochi!

gaosanneinian,weilebangzhulinyurou,wenhuakechengjiminglieqianmaodesucheng,chengsuchengsudeao,jiashangyalidayulinyuroudepuazhemo。

体重一路暴增!

daoxianzaiyijingyibaijiushiwujinle。

“yaowoshuo,zheigemenchunshujizijiwanfeile,duohaodetiaojian,zenmejiukanshanglinyurouzheikecongleni?”

suchengjianzhiwulitucaozheizhongxingwei!

shenweizaihuashizhongfuduguoliangnianbandelaoyouzimeishusheng,linyurouzheizhongxurongzuozuodexiaobaxi,taichangjianle。

yejiuyuanshen,zheizhongnaozibulingguangderenyizhimengtian!

既来之,则安之!

suchengpailepaidanxixiaguizhezhoudekujiao,huanhuanqishen,yilianlengmodewangzhemianqiandelinyurou。

erlinyuroupengzheyidashumeiguihua,tizhesuchengmaidexinbaobao,yilianweinandebiaoqing。

meimouzhongsiyoujidiyingyingleizhuzaiyankuangdazhuan。

“sucheng,nizheiyangrangwotaiweinanle,woyiweiwomenzhishipengyou!”

气氛一下子冷住了!

zhoubianweiguandetongxuekandaozheifuchangjing,douburenxinkanle。

“suchengzheigetiangou,youbeilinyuroujujuele。”

“zheidoudiqicileba!”

“谁说不是呢!”

大一一整年,

suchengweibanjitongxueshangyanleqitianlinyuyanroudexima,meiyicidoudaizhezhongli,shenqingbiaobai!

haowuliwai,cicibeiju!

而这第七次!

kandetongbantongxuedouzhifanwei。

“cao,wodounengyujianjiexialaidexima。”

“linyurouguzuoweinan,suchenglianliandaoqian,yikouyigeyurouduibuqi。”

“sheishuobushini!sitiangou,chun**。”

banzhangliubokanxiangzhouwei,yangqizuijiao,zhizhesuchengbuxiedao。

“nimade,liubonishuoshani?”

suchengdesheyouwangxuchongleguolai,zhuaizheliubodeyiling,dengzheduifang。

“woshuodeyoucuoma?wangxu!”

“suchengtianlinyurousheibuzhidao!nacibushibeiju,haitianzhelianqiuyuanliang。”

“你——”

wangxuyishiyuye,chenzhongdekanxiangdanxiguidilengshendesucheng。

身为舍友,

taquanguoduoci,keshisuchengjiushiyigenjin,sheiyequanbudong!

“旭哥,松手吧。”

suchengdelingyimingsheyouzhaocanzhuaizhuwangxu,zhoumeiyaoyaotou。

wangxusongkaiyiling,liubogengjiabuxiedelengxiao。

“kanzheba!wangxu,zheijiushitiangousucheng,mashangjiuhuixiangyitiaohabagouyiyang,gouzhebozixianglinyuroudaoqian。”

“tayaoshibutian,wotamaguizaidishangdanggou。”

liubohenzixin,suchengdetianshichulemingde,tayexihuanlinyurou,haohuatayehuishuo。

keshihesuchengdetianbiqilai,zhenshixiaowujiandawule。

qitadetongxuetingjianliangrendeduihua,yeshiwunaiyaoyaotou。

jiulianyixienvsheng,yeshijuedeganga,burenzhishi!

caozadechaonaosheng,chuanjinlinyuroudeerduoli。

tabiaomianweinan,xinzhongqueshifendeyi。

要的就是这种效果!

talinyuroushengdemeili,jiushixuyaozheizhongzhangxiantameilidetiangou。

yingyingleizhudazhuan,dimeideyanshenkanxiangsucheng。

内心在得意的冷笑。

苏城啊苏城!

nayishumeiguihuahexinbaobaojiulaizhaowobiaobai。

erqiedeshangcidebaobaohaicha,kanqilaiyejiujiqiankuai,zhenshigaoxiao!

buzhidaoshaochidian,shengdianqianjiwomaigeshangwandebaobaoma?

doupangdexianggesizhuyiyang。

等这次结束后,

woyidingyaohaohaodemamani。

suchengjiqiankuaidebaobao,kanzailinyuroudeyanli,rangtahenmeimianzi。

zhouweirentaolun、chaofengdeyufacaoza,taxinzhongjiuyueshuang。

jishimiaohou,takaikouzhunbeijisuchengyigetaijiexia。

“sucheng,niqilaiba!womenzhihouzaishuozheijianshihaoma?”

回过神来!

wangzhelinyurouyouroujiaozuodemoyang,suchengchadianqixiaole!

zheizhongdangxx,lipaifangdeshi,talvchapanguandehaohaozhengzhiyixia。

‘欻——’

suchengchaozhelinyuroudefangxiang,shenshouyibaduohuimeiguihuayubaobao,lianshangyangqidandandeweixiao。

“nishuodedui!tanlianaiqueshiburuyangyitiaojinmaolaideshizai。”

“linyurou,duigouhao,gouhaihuijiniyaoweiba。”

嗯?

“sucheng,nishenmeyisi?”linyurouyinzhelian,yanshenhendu。

“什么意思?”

“genmourenjiechuduole,turanfaxiangoudehao,goujiushigou,renyoushihoubuyidingshiren!”

shuoba!suchengzhuanshenliqu!

嗯???

suchengciju,jiandancubaoqiezhijie,rangyixiangbatananiedesisidelinyuroudunganxiufen。

baixijingzhidexiaolian‘shua’yixiajiurandetonghong,

zaizhongmukuikuizhixia,talinyuroudetiangousucheng,jingranrangtazhelemianzi。

qidetashenchucongcongyuzhi,zhixiangsucheng,jiaoshenghedao。

“sucheng,ni...nijiwohuilai!”

suchengmeiyoushuohua,biezhexinzhongdexiaoyi,dabubaishou,chaozhejiaoshiwaizouqu。

tadeyifanrengouyanlun,tingdecaozadejiaoshi,yishijianjingdezhenluokewen!

什么情况?

yizhitinglinyurouhuadetiangousucheng,zenmetiaoqilaiyaogouzhurenle!

小声的议论声响起。

“**!suchengbeiguifutile,tajingranmalinyurouburugou。”

“made,zheihaishiworenshideneigesuchengma?”

“beijujueduole,naoxiuchengnu,fenqifankangle。”

zaisuoyouren,dourenweisuchenghuitianzheliangenlinyuroudaoqiandeshihou。

duifangjingranshangyanleyizhaojuedifansha!

yifanrengoulun,tingdezhongrendadieyanjing。

wangxudeyidekanxiangliubo,“qingba!banzhang,nishidasuandangjinmaoni?haishitaidini!”

“你——”

liubomeixiangdao,suchengzheigejiahuojiujingshichileshenmeyao,jingrangandangzhongmalinyurouburugou。

beishenpangdewangxudingzhe,liuboyishijianxiabulaitaimian。

“qie!”wangxubuxiedecuileyikouliubo,zhuantoukanxiangsucheng。

shuangshouzuolabazhuangfangzaizuibian,dahanyisheng。

“城哥,牛逼!”

一声牛逼打破寂静!

zhendeshenpangdeliuboerduowengwengde。

zhaocanyegenzhedahan,lianjiazhangdetonghong。

“城哥,牛逼!”

jinjiezheyuelaiyueduodeshengyingenzhexiangqi。

shengyinyuelaiyueda,yuelaiyueduo。

tingdelinyurousaohonglelian,qidehunshenfadou,tashenpangdehaoguimizhangqingzhanchulaibangtashuohua。

“sucheng,nigesipangzi,nibuguojiushiyuroudeyitiaotiangou。”

“deseshenme!yuroujujueni,nijiuzheimexiuruyurou。”

“nijianzhishigelaji!”

liuboyejieji‘hu’deyixiacuandaolinyuroudeshenbian,yilianchanmeideanwei,“yurou,bieshengqi,suchengjiushigexiaochou!”

在众目睽睽之下,

linyurouyanshenyufayinchen,dingzhesuchengdebeiying,pangfobinglengdeheian。

“haoyangdesucheng!zhangbenshile。”

“nijiwodengzhe,dengzhihoukanwozenmezhini!”

...

chuanguorenqun,zoudaojiaoshihoumenkoudesuchengdunleyixia,tingzaiyuandi。

yishijian,caozadejiaoshishunjianjijing!

wangxudanyoudewangzhesucheng,haipaduifanghuitou,jixudangtiangou,juqidequantoudouqinchulenghan。

linyurouwangzhesuchendunzhudeshenying,xianshiyileng,zuijiaobuzijueyangqiyimoxiaorong。

苏城回头!

linyurouyanjingyiliang,zuijiaodigu。

“sucheng!xianzaihuitouwanle,buguizaiwomianqian,xiuxiangrangwoyuanliangni。”

wangxuhezhaocan,jiandaosuchenghuitou,shensegengjiajinzhang。

“不要啊!城哥。”

zaiyijiaoshirendemuguangzhong,suchengdahan。

“xiongdimen!nimenjizhule!”

“zaitiangoudejubenli,tiangoucaishizhujiao!”

“passion!!!!!!”

‘嗡——’

zheiyijuhua,shunjianhanmenglezhongren!

wangxulimafuhe,“passion!”

jingenzhezhaocanyeyitonghanqi,liangrendeshengyinchedidianranlequanbandefenwei,neixiejiaoshilidenansheng,yijijiaoshiwaidenanshengzaitingdaozheijuhuahou。

fenfenjidongyinghe,juqishuangbei,dashenghuying。

“passion!”

“passion!”

“passion!”

......

声音越来越大!

响彻整个教学楼!

linyurouqidequantoujinwo,henbudechuisisucheng。

zouchujiaoshidesuchengchaozhejiaoxuelouwaizouqu,yingzheqingfeng,gandaoxinqingshuchang!

xinderensheng,xindekaishi!

tashilianggeshijiesuchengdejieheti,lanxingsuchengdelinghunyuyuanzhusuchengdejiyi,chengjiuleyigexindesucheng!

‘嗡~’

‘嗡~’

koudaizhongshoujidezhendongtishiyindaduanlesuchengdesixu,taochushouji,xianshilaidianderendexingmingshi——

川哥???

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