第3章 乌龙球

yinweiwomenchushenshoutudidefangshiyetaisuijile,taibiejuyige、qiansuoweiwenle,huozheshuo,huangdanzhiji……

chushen,ninshipaoxiuqiuzhaoqinme?

suzilingnachuyigexiuqiu,duidixiayangwangzijiderendandandishuo:“sheijiedaozheigexiuqiu,sheijiushiwodetudi,weiyidetudi。”

dixiaderenqunanjingleyixiahou,dunshifeitengle。chengbaishangqiangelaibaishixueyiderentingdaozheigexuantudifangfadoumengbilejimiaozhong,ranhoujiushigezhongcaozadeshengyin。

“qianna,zenmeshizheimegexuanfaa!”

“weiledangtatudi,wokulianlesangeyuedechuyini!shoudoumochuxuepaole!”

“wohaibushiyiyang,weilefamingxindecaishi,wodoupangleershijin!”

suzilinghaishidandanrandishuo:“zhuweiyaoshiduizheigefangfayouyijian,dakeyilikaizheili,sumoujuebumianqiang。”

zhongrensuiranduitaxuantudidesuiyixingbiaoshilebuman,danshixinliqingchu,jishibushizheiyangdefangfa,pingjiepengrenshilichengweitadetudi,neiyeshiwanfenzhiyidekenengxing。genghekuang,sheizhidaozheiweichushendekouweishixianshidanni?suoyizheigefangfahaishihengongpingde。

yushi,renqungengjiafengkuangdiwangqianji,jiushiweilenengyouqiangdaoxiuqiudejihui。

mixiaoyetoushangdetianxianbutingdijizijifasheweixianxinhao——cidibuyijiuliu,kuaizou!

mixiaoyedewifijieshoudaoweixianxinhaodetongshi,womendesudachushenzhongyupaochuletarenshengdeneikexiuqiu……

“wei,nimenbiejile,dangxincaitashigua!”mixiaoyehanjiaodao,“a!sheiyoucailewocuiruodejiao?!”

keliandemixiaoye,beijiazaifengkuangdefensituanzhong,zhenyouzhongjiaotiantianbuying,jiaodidibulingdebeiai。

“biejile,wodoukuaichengkaoyupianerlea!”raner,mixiaoyesixinliefeidehoujiaoshengbingmeiyouqidaoshenmezuoyong。mixiaoyeyukuwuleidizhinengrenpingrenqunji。

xiuqiucongerloupaochu,huachuyidaoyoumeidehuxian。renqunxiangshifengleyiban,chaozhexiuqiudefangxiangyongqu。

ranhou,xiuqiuchenailuodingdeshihou,chuanlaileyizhenmoxingdexiaosheng:“hahaha……wojiedaole,wojiedaole!”

zhongrenxunshengwangqu,yigenaodaidabozicu,sheikandouxianghuofudeqingniannanzi,nazhexiuqiuxiaodemanliantonghong,qingjinbaochu,ganjueyouxiexingfenguodule。

mixiaoyezhengherenminqunzhongyiqikanrenao,zheishi,zijide“zhaizhu”turanzhuileguolai,zhizhemixiaoyejiaohuandao:“xiaojiaohuazi,wokanninengduodaonaliqu?”

“mamajiuwo!”mixiaoyecanjiaoyisheng,yigejianbuchongshangqu,jiupaodaolepangchushimianqian。

yigeshanshen,mixiaoyezhuangdaolepangchushideshenshang,yuanbengangjiedaoshouzhongdexiuqiu,haimeikanqingchushenmeyanger,jiuzhuanyidaoleyigezangxixidexiaoshoushang。

yigexingsixiuqiu,shensixiuqiu,zuokanshixiuqiu,youkanhaishixiuqiudexiuqiuluodaolemixiaoyedehuaili。

pangchushilengleyixia,turanyouhahadaxiaodao:“wojiedaole,wojiedaole……”ranhoubokairenqunpaoyuanle。

zheishishenmeqingkuang?gaibuhuijiedaoneigewanedexiuqiuderen,jishiwomidayeba?

buxing,woshiyoumengxiangderen,wobunengzhezaizheigewanedechushenshouli,woyaoqushiheyuanfang,budui,shimeishiheyuanfang。