第2章
youqishizaizheijitian，songjiarenzoulemeiyunyiban，songlaodashangshanshuaiduanletui，songlaoerbeisheyaoshanglejiao，songlaosanxifuliulechan......daomeishijieerliansanfasheng，cunlideshenposhuosongdabaoshisangmenxingzhuanshi，yushisonglaotailianyihei，yayiyao，lianheyidajiazijiangsongdabaoganlechulai。
shundaoshaoshangletazheigetuoyouping。
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eryuanzhubenjiuxinggegupi，zheicibeiganchusongjiachengleyasiyuanzhudezuihouyigendaocao，zaihesongdabaoqumuqinfentoudeshihou，yuanzhujiutunlenongyao，yanqideshihou，jiubeitongmingtongxingdebaiyudingshang。
造的什么虐啊!
白钰想骂娘。
yuanzhulingzhesongdabaozheigedidichumendeshihou，shenshangzhiyouyidaihongshuhejijianpopolanlandeyifu。
“jie......jie......”songdabaodaotengzheliangzhixiaoduantuidiandiandizhuizaibaiyudeshenhou。
“yifu，jini!biegenzhewo!”
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silegenghaoleni，meirentengmeirenai，huozhebenlaiyemeiyoushenmeyisi。
早死还能早超生!
hehe......baiyukanzhebuyuanchu，yinandixiangzhe。
jiuzaitamenjimiyuandedifang，zhanzheyigenanren，cishitashoulizhengnazhejiubeijiangbeizidejiuyidiandiandidaozaidishang。
看来也是在上坟。
baiyukanguoqu，nanrenzhenghaomianxiangta。
lengjiaofenmingdelianshangyishuangtaohuayanmanshiliqi，xieqidehen!
shuyuyuanzhudejiyi，zaibaiyudexinlibuduandeyongxian。
tazaixinlianziwenleju:xiaobo，zheijiushinishuodeneigedafanpai？
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屁的博古通今？
wenrundejixienanyinzaibaiyudeerbianhuidang，baiyuculecumeitou。
zaitaganggangzhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，xitongjiujiangshuliguanyufanpaidejuqinghetadazhishuoleyitong。
nanzhuhedafanpaishitongniantongyuetongrichusheng。
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zaineizhihou，liangrengezihuidaoshengshenfumushenbiancaijiaohuanlebicidexingshi，nanzhugengmingweizhouwenyu，dafanpaigengmingweiguzhangqing。
jushuoguzhangqingzaishangoulichangnianzaoshoududa，chizhudouzaizhuquanhegouwo，dengbeijingchajiuchulaideshihou，yijingshoudebuchengrenxingle。
erdiaohuanhaizideshizuoyongzhezhoufuzhoumu，tamenhaipayangjiziji，zhijiejiangzerentuixiedaoleyiyuanshenshangcaisuanbaoquanlezhoujia。
hefanpaidejingyubutongdeshi，cishidenanzhuzhouwenyugangganggaozhongbiye，lianghaodejiatinghuanjinghejiaoyang，rangtakanqilaifengdupianpian。