第1章
“嘶——”
tuishangchuanlaiyizhenjuliedetengtong，wotengdedaoxileyikouqi，zhengxiayishiyaotiaoqilai，quebeiyishuangcucaodashoumengdienzailetiechuangbanshang。
“别乱动。”
谁？
wotengdetoupiyizhenzhenfama，taitouyikan，zijijingrantangzaiyigepojiuhunandezhenliaoshili，jiurutongqibashiniandaidedianshiliyibanzhaixiao，shenxiatangdechuangdandoufahuangfajiule，yishengyemeichuanbaidagua，kanqixiangshigesanwuzhensuo！
anzhewodenanrenzhangdegaodajunlang，yizhangliansuiranyouheicucao，danyeshiyanbuzhudejunmeiyinglang，kanguolaidemuguangsihufenwaibuman。
womomogangfayundenaodai，daoxianzaihaiyoudianmeng，shunkouwendao:“ni，nishishei？”
neirenzhoulezhoumei，kanwoyanshenlishanguoyisiyane，chenshengdao：“jiangwanyu，nishibushitiaoloushuaishale？”
tabujiuwenleyijuhua，zahaimarenlie？
woxinlibufen，zhengyaofanbo，naodaiquedouranyizhenciteng，jinjiezhe，yidaduanbushuyuwodejiyichaoshuibanyonglai。
banxiang，wozheicaifanguoshenlaitaitou，youdalianglezhouweiyiyan。
nanyizhixin，wo，jiangwanyu，yidaizhumingyixuejiaoshou，yishiqingxing，youshenfuqiyu，jingransihouchuanyuechengleyigelianainao，weilegebuxihuanzijidenanren，naodaoletiaolou，bazigemingshuaimeile，tuishuaiduanle，xianzaiyaotalaichengdanhouguo！
yankanzhelaoshifuyouyaowangwodeduantuishangya，wojimangchusheng：“yisheng，zheizishibudui，woduandeshiqiantuigu，nizheimeanyaozhangbianxingde，yaozheiyang。”
shuozhe，wochaotabihualeyidun，zheikeshizhonglaiyicidejihui，wozongbunengtuozheyitiaowaidiaodetuiguorizi！
neiyishengxianshijingyaleyixia，kanlewodeyanshihou，daoshirenbuzhudiantou：“aiyouhaizhenshi，xiaojiangzheifazihao，meixiangdaonihaiyouzheibenshilie！”
也不看看我是谁？
meidengwoshuohua，neiyishengbianwangtuishangyian，yizhenzuanxindeteng。
worenbuzhudeduosuo，huxidouzhandouleliangfen。
mianqiandenanrenquemeitouweizhou。
zenmehuishi？zheinvrenzhengrizhuangfengmaisha，shenmeshihouxuelezheixiemendao。
yankantatakaikou，xiaozhensuodedamenbeipengdiyishengtuikai，sigerengaomadadehanziyonglejinlai，shoulibushinazhechutoujiushinazheliandao，kanqilajiuxiangshiyihuohei·shehui！
weishoudelinqichutouwangdishangyiza，shangqianxiongsheneshadao：“xinglinde，niduiwomeizizuolesha，tazenmejinzhensuole！”
“jiushi！anmenmeizidoushipengzaixinjianshangde，daolenijiabushixunsimihuo，jiushishangzheishangneide，nijilaozimenshuoqingchu，buranjintianjiubiexianghaohaozouchuzheigedamenle！”
姓林的？
yuanlaitajiushilinbodao，bayuanzhugaodexunsinihuodeneige？
linbodaoyeshigezaitiangenglizhangdadehanzi，suiranxianzaiquchanglimanghuole，danyishenjianzirouyemeiluoxia，zhanqilaibilaideneisigedahanzuzugaoleyigetou，meiyanyinchen。
“wodaoyaokankannimenyaozenmebawodapaxia！”
jiangwanyuzigezhengrishangfangjiewa，naodetajiajiquanbuning，jintiandouganjitachichun·yaole，xianzaidaoshishadoulaizaitatoushang！
“你——”
yankanzhechangmianyifabukeshoushi，woxinlimengtiao，mangzhiqishenlazhulinbodaodehunshijiroudeshoubei。
“ge，nimennongcuole，doushiwozigebuxiaoxinshuaide，bodaoxintengwo，changliqinglejiajiudaizhewolaizhensuole，nashitaduiwobuhao！”
zheinazhejiahuode，yaoshinaochurenming，kejiubunengshanlele，daoshihouyuanzhuzheisigeshenmedouxiangzhetadegege，qibushiyaoweiletaquzuolao？
rounenjiaoruandexiaoshouwozhetadeshoubei，fengrundeshenqutieguolai，linbodaobuyoumengdiyizhoumei，houjiebuyouzizhushangxiagundong。
gaisi！yaoxiaojingranhaimeiguoqu！
tayouxiekouganshezao，yankanyaochoushoulikai。
taganma？jiuzheimexianghetagegemendajia？woyibajiangtazhuaihuilai，yankuangbiedetonghong。
xinghao，neiyishengzaixiaozhensuoliwugedahandeyapoxiajinganmangandibaozhahaole。
“dageergesangesige，wodouleile，nimenyebiegezheizhanzhele，zanmenkuaihuiquba。”
我见状连忙开口。
dagejiangdahaizhoulezhoumei，sihujuedewoqueshimeibeiqifu，zheicaifangxialechutou，jikailinbodaozoudaowomianqian。
qizhongyigezhijiedunxia，“lai，meizi，gebeinihuiqu。”
sigedahanweizhewoxuhanwennuandibawowangjialisong，erlinzoulaosanjiangtunhaibuwanghenglinbodaoyiyan，liangchuleshoubeishangdeciqing，jinggaota：“xiaozi，nizuihaoduianxiaomeihaoyidian，tayaoshizaishoushenmeshang，laozijiusuanshipinzhebeitataoyan，yebuhuirangnihaoguode！”
这......
worenbuzhuroulerouejiao。
ganqing，zheishiyijiazidehei·shehui？
yuanzhuzheisigegege，qiyudepingriliyehaihao，zhiyouyujianyuanzhudeshicaihuimeilizhi，sangejiangtunqueshiyizhixinggeqiangshi，dongbudongjiuyongquantoushuohua，tamenrujinyeshizijidegege，duizijizheimehao，ruoshichuleshi......
buxing，bunengzheimexiaqule！
wotankouqi，baxinlidejiaojiyaxiaqu。
jiranzhanleyuanzhudeshenti，zenmeshuo，woyedeweiyuanzhudejiarenfuze，bunengbainahaochu。
xiangdaozhei，wozhidechusheng，zhuangmianshangzuowenhe，kuanweidao：“bodao，nibiebieduoxiang，wogejiushineigepiqi，zuiduohehuhehuni。”
yuanzhuduilinbodaoyizhishizheifuyudiao，xuezhezongmeicuo。
kehuayingangluo，taduzibiangululujiaoleyisheng。
......yuanzhushiduojiumeichifanle？
beizheimeduorendingzhe，wozhideshanshanyixiao，zaikanyiyanzheikuanchangquejianloudewuzi。
“haoea，jialiyoushachidebu？”
linbodaopieguolaiyiyan，shenqingzhongshanguoyisiyise，suihouzhuanshenqulechufang。
不说话？
shanbujiuwo，woqujiushan！
wozhihaoxiadiyitiaoyitiaodigenguoqubangmang。
yuanzhudejiyili，linbodaoyuanbenshicunlichulemingderen，zaizhenshangyouyigechangzi，renyouzhangdeshuai，gaodanengganhuo，cunlishihurenjiayoujiuhudouxiangbazigejiadenverjiaguolai，zhikexia，zuihoubeiyuanzhujidechengle。
dangran，tashideyebushishahaoshouduan，shishuorenwulezigedeqingbai，zheicaibipolinbodaoquleta。
xiangdaozheili，worenbuzhukanguoqu。
linbodaozhengchenzhelianfanjuzi，zhishibuzhizenme，tahuranxiangqifangcaiwozhetashoubeishi，neiguntangdewendu。
“linbodao，nishibushifashaole，buranzenmehuizheimetang？”
wohuayingangluo，tahuranlianseyinchen，jiangjuzimenyiguan，guolaiyibazhuaiguowodedeshouwan。
wenyijueryi，tayoufashenmefeng？
“zanjiamimianliangshini？！”
“wozazhidaoliangshizaina......”
等等？
naozihaoxiangyouyiduanjiyishi——yuanzhubeirenhuyou，jiangjializhidangdedongxidounaqumailehaiqian，ranhou......maileyiduihuazhuangpin，bazigedeliancahuaile？
这个败家娘们！
linbodaoyijianwoliansebudui，yezhidaoneiyuanzhushishenmeniaoxing，taishoujiuguolaicaleyibawodelianhebozi。
guoran，baifenfendeyipian。
“niyounaqianquhuanhuazhuangpinleshibushi，kankannizheilian，nihaixiangbuxiangyaole！”
cucaodeshouzhicadewomeiyoufangbei，buzijuedexiaoshengshen·yinleyixia。
linbodaokanlewoyiyan，shense......sihuyouxieqiguai？
wonazhidao，zaitayanli，wozheiqingtouyi·nidedanfengyanhanleshuiguang，meilewangrilideyuchunchimi，jingxiandegewaidongren，shenzhilingtahulveletalianshangzhengningdehongzhong。
linbodaobenjiuzhonglechun·yao，zhengshinanshoudeshihou，beizheishenggouzisideshengyingouqilexindidezaodong，yixiabianrenbuzhule。
tadihouyisheng，yankuangchihong，mengdibawotuidedizailetuqidezaotaishang，shengyinhenchen：“wokannijiushibuzhangjixing，jintianjiuhaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunni，kanniyihouhaiganbugantounajialidedongxiqumai！”
“等等！”
woneixiangdaotahuilaizheiyichu？kexigeboxituiquezhengbuguolinbodaozheigaodajianzhuangdehanzi，beiguntangyingshideshenquyazaizaotaishangdongdanbude。
zhitingsilayisheng，nanrenbiantushousisuiletadeyishang！