第1章 我应该是犯天条了!

di1zhangwoyinggaishifantiantiaole!

yichangturuqilaideyiwai,wochadiancanfeile。

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shijifenzhongdesiche,wohunshenxueroumohu。

我就快支撑不住了!

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本来我很感动!

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“linruitaitanle,tadouyijingshilinshijituanzongjinglile,haixiangganshenmea?”

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yexuerutanxiyishengshuodao。

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什么?

wobeigouyaoshilintaoanpaide?

wodeqiziqishishitadelaoqingren?

jiulianwoerzi,yeshilintaode??

我的好哥哥!

你这一手牌太狠了。

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我如坠冰窟。

laotianye,wojiujingshifanleshenmetiantiaolea。

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多贴心的话啊!

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