“hehe！”nanshengqingxiaoliangsheng。
zheitiandixiadezhananguorandoushiyimoyiyangde，zaibeiqizifaxianzhihoudiyishijianxiangdaodebushijiantaohezhengshizijidecuowuershishuaiguo，bahunwaiqingdeyuanyinguijiedaoqizishenshang，fangfoneixiehunneiwaiyudenanrendoushipobudeyi，fangfotamenwaiyudoushiyinweiyujianletiandixiazuibuhaodeqizi。
kepianpian，zheigeqizihaidoushitamenhunqianjingtiaoxixuanchulairenweizuishihejiehundeneige。
讽刺不？可笑不？
nanshengjuedehenkexiao，ketaquezenmedouxiaobuchulai。tazhidaozhaoyangzaishuaiguo，zhidaozhaoyangshizaiweitagenzhulilidechuguixunzhaoyigeshihede，guangmingzhengdadeliyou，kezuoweiqizi，tahaishirenbuzhujieshilejiju。
“zhaoyang，nimozhezijideliangxingaosuwo，wozhenyounishuodeneimebukanma？”
“wozhidaoshiwoduibuqini，yezhidaonijiajiwozheixienianmeirangniguoshenmehaorizi。suoyi，zanmenlihunba，lihunhounihainengquzhaogegenghaode。”
“zhaogegenghaode？”nanshengxiaochuyanleilai：“ruguoshizaizheigehaizichushengqianniduiwoshuozheixie，wobuhuiqiangliunidezhaoyang，wohuizijiquyiyuanbazheigehaizijidale。kexianzaini，nigenwoshuolihundeshihou，niyoumeiyouxiangguonidelianggeerzi？”
“xiaoerzishinifeiyaoshengde，bushiwoqiangponiyaode。nijiranxuanzeshengxiata，nijiugaiyouyongqimianduixianzaidejieguo。”
“zhaoyangnishuodeshirenhuama？zheihaizishiwoyigerenjiunengzaochulaidema？dangchuliuxiahaizishiniwogongtongshangliangdejieguo。”nanshenghongleneishuangyanjing。
“shi，nishishuoguo，ruoshinverjiusheng，ruoshinanhaierjiudadiao。keshizhaoyang，niyoumeiyouxiangguo，zheishihaizi，bushishenmenixiangyaojiuyao，buxiangyaojiubuyaodexiaowanyier。tazaiwoduzilidailesangeyue，genwoxuemaixianglian，niyijushinanhaierjiudale，woshedema？”
“nishebudenijiusheng，woyemeilanzhenibushi。”zhaoyangjianglianniudaoyibian：“sheishengdesheiyang，nibuyinggaibaoyuan。”
“我抱怨什么了？”
“yebuzhidaoshisheidongbudongjiushuolaodadeshiqing，shuoshenglaodadeshihouwomameiyoubangzhezhaokan。”
“shi，woshiyoubaoyuan，kewobaoyuandebushinimaershini。shenglaodashi，nimashuotashentibuhaobunengbangmangzhaogu，wopaniweinan，zijiyigerendaihaizi，yigerenao。wobutuninengweiwofendanshenme，wozhiqiunizaiwopanghuangwuzhudeshihoukeyibaobaowo，anweiwo，guliwoerbushiyigejingerdeshuluowo。”
“woneishishuluonima？woshizaijiaoni，danfannitiqianxuexi，duokanyixieyuerdeshuji，zenmekenengdaibuleyigehaizi。”zhaoyanglengmodeshengyinrangnanshengyuefajuedexinliang。
tataitoukanxiangneigelingzijiyuefaganjuemoshengdezhangfu，sixiaofeixiao：“zhaoyang，nihaijidenishizuoshenmegongzuodema？nishifuchanyiyuandeyingxiaozongjian，tangruoshenghaizidaihaizizhenyounishuodeneimejiandan，neimerongyi，nimenyiyuanganmahaiyaoshezhizhuanmendeyuezizhongxin，shezhizhuanmendechanhouhuifuzhongxin？nitiantianzuoguanggao，gaoyingxiao，nimenxuanchuanceshangpujideneixiedongxi，nizijishiliankandoubukanma？haishinijuedenidelaopoyuzhongbutong，shishenxianxiafan，shichaorenzhuanshi，shigenbiedenvrentianshenggouzaobuyiyangde？”
zhaoyangduzhezui，meizaishuohua。
“daerziliangsuiduo，nishuoniyigerenzaishoudoudagongaobuzhu，wozhanzhuanfanceyizhengye，zuizhongjuedingbahaiziliujiwobamazhaokan，tuozhexingliqushoudoupeini。haizishiwoyidiandianjidaidaoliangsuiduode，ninengtihuimuzituranjianjiuyaofenlidetongkuma？nibuneng，nizhihuibaoyuan，baoyuanwoxinlizhiyouhaizimeiyouni。kedengwoquleshoudou，bahaizibianchengleliushouertong，niyouhuiguotoulaishuoshiwodezeren。”
“kebujiushinidezerenma？”
“dui，shiwodezeren，shiwomeinengxuehuifenshenshu，zuobudaoyifenweier。”
“wobushineigeyisi，wozhishijuedeniyinggaizuodegenghao。qishizheixienian，woyezhidaonitingburongyide，kezaizenmeshuo，niyebunengbujiwozuofanchiba？haiyou，wonacihuijia，jialibushiluanzaozaode。woyemeibiedeyaoqiu，wojiuxiwangwogongzuoyitianhuidaojializhihouganganjingjing，shushufufude。”
“zhaoyang，nihainengshuodianergengmeiyouliangxindehuama？ninacihuijiawomeiyouzuofan？zaofanzuohaole，nishuonihaoburongyifanggejia，wanshangwanyouxikanxiaoshuoaoyeaoledabansu，zaoshangbujueqibulai，jiubuchile。”
“zhongwujinizuolemifan，nishuonixiangchimiantiao，jinizuoletangmian，nishuonixiangchilaomian。jinizuolehunde，nishuonixiangchisude。jinizuolesude，niyougaosuwonixiangchideshiyangchunmian。douzheiyangle，wohaiyaobeinikoushanglebuzuofandezuiming。zhaoyangnishuozheihuadeshihou，nishetoubutengma？”
“jiranniyejuedezijiweiqu，neiwomenlihunhaole。”gangganghaizaidawenqingpaidezhaoyangshunjianyoubianhuilezhiqianmianwubiaoqing，shuangmoulengmodeyangzi。
“lihun？haoa，wojinwanlaijiushiyaogennitanlihunde。fangziguiwo，cheziguini，shengyudefangdaiwozijihai。lianggehaiziguiwo，niyicixingxiangwozhifufuyangfeishiwankuai。”
“shiwan!nanshengnishifenglema？nizenmebuquqiang。”zhaoyangdemianmuyixiazibiandezhengningqilai：“shiwankuai，nizheishizhunbeijiezhelihunqiaozhawoyibishibushi？neibianyouchuanghu，nigancuitiaoxiaqusilesuanle。”
nanshengzhengzhule，jiehunshinian，tacongweijianguozhaoyangrucimianmuzhengningdeyimian，zaitadeyinxiangzhong，tabushineimezaihuqianderen。
shiwankuai，duiyuzhaoyangmeigeyueyiwanerdegongzilaishuo，qishibingbusuanduo。kuangqie，nanshengzhishisuikoushuoleneimeyigeshuzi，bingmeiyoudasuanzhendewentayaoshenmeqian，tazhishixiangyaotadeyigetaidu，xiangkankantagenhaizizaitadexinmuzhongjiujinghaizhanyouduoshaodefenliang。
shiwankuai，jiushitanchuleyigenanrendedixian。