第4章 你唬我呢是吧?

“sunzong,qiannindeqianwokendinghuihaide,haixiwangninnengjiwoyixieshijian,wobaozhenglianbendailideguihaijinin。”suqianxiaqiangyanhuanxiao,xiandehenbeiwei。

sundahaisonglesongjian:“suxiaojie,woyebuxiangcuini,keshiwoyemeibanfaa,woshouzhonghaiyoujibaikouyuangongdengzhechifan,nizongbunengrangtameneduziba?haiyou,nikoukoushengshengshuohaiqian,ninashenmehai?zanmenlianpengyoudousuanbushang,wopingshenmexinni?”

suqianxiawuyanyidui,moshuoqiansundahaideliangqianwan,dandanshiyuangongdegongzitadoubuzhidaoqunanong。

“suxiaojie,woyougebanfa。”sundahaideshengyinhuranxiangleqilai。

suqianxiayanqianyiliang:“sunzongninshuo。”

sundahaizuijiaoshangyang:“qishiyejiushiliangqianwaneryi,yebushibunengjiniyanzhangyiduanshijian,keqiantishiwodexinrenni。bijingzanmenxianzailianpengyoudousuanbushang,woshizheiyangxiangde,woxiazhoueryaoqusanyachuchayigelibai,nipeiwoyiqiqianwang,zanmenjiashenyixiaganqingruhe?daoshihoubieshuoyanzhangnihaikuandeshijian,jiusuanmianshounizheiliangqianwanyousuandeleshenme?”shuodaozheidijisuqianxiayigenidongdeyanshen。

“sunzong,qingnizizhong,wosuqianxiajiusuanqianniliangqianwan,yejueduibuhuizuochuchumaizijishentideshiqing。”suqianxiamanlianfennu,neixingengshiganjuewubidequru,keshizheiyounengzenyang?sheirangtaqianduifangneimeduoqian?

sundahailengxiao:“suqianxia,biebushitaijule,rangnigenwochuchashilaozikandeqini。zhiyaonipeiwoqitian,liangqianwanjiumianle,duohuasuandeyibizhang,nizajiuxiangbumingbaini?nisuansuan,qitianmianniliangqianwan,pingjunyitianshierbaibashiwuwan,zheibiqianbieshuo**le,jiusuanshiquyulequanyenengzhaohenduoersanxiandemingxingleba?”

“haiyou,wojintianbahualiaozaizheili,niyaomehaiwoqian,yaomewojiurangrenbanichanglideyuangongquandouganchuqu,wodaoyaokankansheinenghaoguoshei。”

“你敢!”

bansuizheyidaofennudeshengyin,zhaochenshouchixiguadaozaichangzilizoulechulai。

“yo,laigehenrena!”sundahaimanlianbuxiedekanzhezhaochen:“**yiweinabapoxiguadaolaozijiuhuihaipa?wogaosuni,wowandaodeshihounihaisaniaowannibani。”

“laoda,wopapa,wohaopapanadaoderen!nichouchou,zheijiahuodeyanshenhaoxionghena,jiuxiangshiyigexiaonaofu!”sundahaiyigexiaodisiwujidandechaoxiaozhe。

“qianzhaihaiqiantianjingdiyi,ninadaoshishenmeyisi?xiangnongsiwomenma?xinbuxinwozheijiubaojing?”youyigezhongnianrenkaikou。

“zhaochen,badaofangxia!”suqianxiamianwubiaoqing,danshineixinqueshengqiyizhennuanliu,zheiduanshijianyizhiyourenlaichangziliyaozhai,keshi,quecongweiyourenxiangzhaochenyiyangzhanzaitashenhou。

huoxutazheigejudongkanshangquhenchongdong,huangtang,shenzhiyouxieyouzhi,kejiuzheigeyouzhidejudongrangsuqianxianeixinbiandebuzaigudan,duolefenxiaoxiaodeyikao。

zhaochenzhandaosuqianxiashenpang:“changzhang,baojingba!rangjingchaguolai,jiushuoyourenxunxinzishi,yingxiangwomengongchangdeshengchan。”

sundahainingxiao:“da,nimenda,suanle,yaobuyaowobangnimenda?cao,xiangyaoyingxiongjiumei,**zenmebusapaoniaokankanzijishishenmedexing?wogaosuni,jintianjiusuanshitianwanglaozilaileyemeiyong。”

“sunzongshiba?niquedingyaorangwobodabaojingdianhuama?”zhaochenmianwubiaoqing:“napanishuowomenchangzhangqianniliangqianwan,keyounengzenyang?nizhibuzhidaonimenzhijiandezhaiwuguanxishibuchenglide?”

sundahainudao:“talaoziqianwomenliangqianwan,rujintasile,zheibizhangwomenbuzhaotazhaoshei?**zhibuzhidaofuzhaizichang?xiaozi,nizhishiyigexiaoxiaodechangyi,jiubiexiangzhechencijihuirangnimenchangzhangduiniguamuxiangkan,congerpaoshangfupole。meiyong,yidianyongdoumeiyou,tazaojiuyijingfuzhaileileile,shuobudingnatianjiuhuichumaizijideshentihaizhai。”

shuodaozheitatingdunleyixia,naixinquanwu,lenghedao:“woquannibieduoguanxianshi,fouzedingyaorangnichibuledouzhezou。”

zhaochenwen:“sunzongjiranzhidaofuzhaizichang,neininzhibuzhidaofuzhaizichangdeqianti?”

“shenmeqianti?”sundahaizhouqimeitou。

“suirannikaizhebenchi,haiyouhaojigexiaodi,kenirengjiushiyigefamang!”zhaochenlengxiao:“fuzhaizichangdeqiantishiwomenchangzhanghuodelesujiazichandejichengquan,ruguowomenchangzhangjichenglesujiadezichan,neimeziranerranhuijichengsujiadesuoyouzhaiwu,neishihoushuofuzhaizichangtianjingdiyi。”

“keshishibushizheiyanga,womenchangzhangbingweijichengsujiaderenhezichan,napazheijiafuzhuangchangshisuxianshengchuangjiande,kequeshitashibasuidechengrenli,zaoyijingzhuanrangjileta。”

“suoyi,nimenyagenjiumeiyouzigelaizheiliyaozhai,tayemeiyouhaizhaideyiwu。napawobaojing,gaonimenxunxinzishinimenyezhinenggandengyan。”

sundahailengxiao:“**huwoniba?”

“laoda,tashuodedoushizhende。”yigezhongnianrenmanlianjinzhang,tagangkaishiyebuxiangxinzhaochendehua,keshishangwangchaxunzhihouquefaxianhetashuodeyimoyiyang,napasuqianxiabuhaiqian,shenzhigaotamenxunxinzishitamenyewukenaihe。

sundahainaoxiuchengnu:“woguantashuodeshibushizhende,qianzhaijiudehaiqian,fouzewoyaozheichangzikaibuxiaqu。”

suqianxiashenxiyikouqi:“sunzong,qiannideqianwokendinghuihai,suiranwomeiyouyiwuguihaiwofuqinqiandezhang,danshenweizinv,wohaishixianghaiqingtaqiandeqian。tongyangwoxiwangnibuyaodairenlaidumen,yingxiangwomenfuzhuangchangdeshengchanzhixu。ruozhenruci,neiwojiuyaokaolvhaibuhainineibiqianle。”

“wojinibanniandeshijian,ruguobanniandeshijianguihaibushangqiankuan,neiyebieguaiwosundahaifanlianburenren。”shuodaozheitaqijibaihuaidedakaichemenzuojinhoupai,dangcheliangqidonghou,tahuanhuanjiangxiachechuang,luchuyinchen,eryoulingrenmaogusongrandexiaorong:“nianqingren,gongxinichenggongbangnimenchangzhangdangleyijie,dannibuyaogaoxingdetaizao,meiyourennengdawosundahaidelian,youqishinizheizhonglaji。”

bansuizheyizhendichendepaiqisheng,benchichejuechenerqu,ruodadefuzhuangchangmenkouzhishengxiazhaochenhesuqianxialiangren。

“jintiandeshixiexienile,daihuiqutangcaiwu,bagongzilinglezourenba!”suqianxiazhuanshenzoujinlechangqu。

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zhaochen:xiexiewo,suoyibawokaichule?