第1章

ai,buguoshiyijingchule,xianzaishuoshenmedoushichedan。

“wei,meinv,yaobunixianxingxing……”

changshilejicidoumeinengjiaoxinghuagezichenyimeinv,chenwenzhinengtongguopingtaijixiaroudaqudianhua。

yihandeshilianxudaleshijigedoutishibuzaifuwuqu,genbenjiudabutong。

“bushi,nishuonimeishihezheimeduojiuganma,jiusuanbeibao……ai,suanlesuanle。”

chenwenhuaizhechenzhongdexinfankailepangbiandeaimashibaobao,yumendeshilibianjingranmeizhaodaoshenfenzheng。

“wangkainibalaozihaicanle。”

cikedechenwenbietixinlineishishenmeziwei,yuanbenxiangzhenengzhaodaohuagezichenyimeinvdeshenfenzhengjitakaigebinguanshenmede,xianzaimeishenfenzhengjiuzhinenggandengyanle。

“wozheishizouleshenmemeiyuna。”

roulerouetou,chenwenyumendejiujinzhaoleyigekuaijiejiudian,zhinengyongzijideshenfenzhengkaileyigefangjian。

“806。”

qiantaishiyigenianqingren,ershijisuideyangzi,xiankanlekanzuidebushengrenshidemeinv,youyilianshenyidechongchenwenzhalezhayanjing。

“gemener,yunqibucuoa,nageyechangjiande,fenxiangfenxiangbei。”

henxianranqiantaixiaogejiangchenwendangzuolezhuanmenzaiyechangmenkouzhuanmendingzhezuijiumeinvderen。

“xiangshenmeni,wuliao。”

chenwenmannaozidoushizenmejiejuezhuangchedeshi,nalihaiyouxinqingkaolvqitaa。

“qie,haibaomini,buguoshuozhende,zheimeinvyanzhichaogao,youqishineishuangdazhangtui,xiongdijinwanniyoufule,haha。”

qiantaixiaogehaiyilianhuaixiaodecoujinjifen,“fangjianlipinzhonghenduoyo,chaobode,genmeidaiyiyang,xiongdiwankaixina。”

“……”

chenwenlandelihui,fuzheyaoyaohuanghuangdemeinvshanglou。

daolefangjianjiandandejitaqinglileyixia,zijiyeleidegouqiang,chuanzhedaqiliuzhehan。

heduanpianderenhunshenruantatademeiyidianjinger,fuderenkejiuzaoyangle。

dakaichuanghuchouleyizhiyan,chenwenzheicaituoxiayifurenshouzheneigusuanshuangxidiao,zaiyongchuifengjichuigan,laihuizhetengleyigexiaoshi。

“duibuqi,nibodadedianhuazanshiwufajietong,qingshaohouzaibo……”

haishidabutongxiaroudedianhua,chenwenyezhinengyiliangaxiao。

“he……buzuibugui……he……”

chuangshangdemeinvhuanleyigezishi,zuilihaishuozhehuhua。

“wohuaiyinizhenshishangtianpailaizhengwodekexing。”

huanzuopingshiyudaozheizhongjibiedemeinvhuoxuhaihuiduokanliangyan,napaguoguoyanyinyexing,kexianzaichenwenshizhenmeixinqing。

kanlekanshijianjiejinshiyidianle,diuxiahuiquba,dengzhemeinvxinglaigujidiyishijianjiuhuibaojing。

siliangzhixiachenwenjiuzheimejiangjiudetangxia,mannaozidoushiruhejiejuezhuangchedeshi,daolexiabanyecaimimihuhudeshuiguoqu。

……

一夜无话。

diertianyidazao,chenwenmengranzhengkaileyanjing,fangfoganjuedaoleyigubinglengdeshaqi。

dangkandaoneizhanglengbingbingdelianshi,chenwentunletunkoushui,mingmingshiyigeshencaigaotiaodedameinvbaizaiyanqian,chenwenyijingshiqulexinshangdexinqing。

“nishishei?woweishenmezaijiudian,niduiwozuoguoshenme?”

xingjiuhoudesumuranlengbingbingdedingzhechenwen,yishouhainazhezhunbeiboda110dedianhua。

“美女你先冷静。”

chenwenhuangmangdedazhu,“nixiantingwojiaobian,bububu,tingwojieshi,shiqingshizheiyang,zuowan……”

tingwanlejieshi,sumuranlengyibujian。

代驾?

daijiajiudaidaolejiudian,kaishenmewanxiao,tashineimehaohunongdema?

“wozhenshenmeyemeizuo,duitianfashi,zhiyuwoweishenmedainilaijiudianhaimeilikai,shiyinwei……yinwei……wozhuangchele”

sijiusiba,fanzhengchizaodouyaomiandui,dabulejiushipeiqian,buranhainengzenmeban。

“撞车?”

sumuranbeiqilele,xinliyejiangxiarouneisinizijimaleyigebansi,dandudiuxiatapaolebushuo,haizhaoleyigebukaopudedaijia,meikaiduoyuanjiuzhuangle。

buguojingyangaosutachenwenmeiyousahuang,erqiezijiyemeineifangmiandeganjue,zheinanrenzhenyaoshizuoguoshenme,zaojiuliuzhidaji。

“zhuangle,haibushiyinweinituwoyishen,ranhou……”chenwenyueshuoyuexiaosheng,“nifangxin,wohuipeide。”

shaozejiwan,duozeshangshiwan,chenwenxinlikaishidixue。

jianchenwentaiduchengken,sumurandeqiyexiaolehenduo。

“你别想跑,哼!”

sumurancedaoyibiandazhedianhua,congdianhuaneironglaikanyinggaishixiarou。

chenwenzeshiweiweinuonuodedaizaiyibian,lianyandoubuganchou,zhidaosumuranguaduandianhua。

niangde,wodaneimeduodianhuadoumeilianxishang,sumuranyigedianhuajiutongle。chenwenyouyicipofang,yukuwuleia。

“先去看车吧。”

“哦。”

liangrenxialouzhenghaopengdaohuanbandeqiantaixiaoge,zaicitoulailenanrendoudongdemuguang。

qiantaixiaogemiaoleyiyansumurandebeiying,anandexianmu,haiyadishengyin,“xiongdi,nishibushinenglibugoua,neimeinvhaoxiangtingbumanyide。”

“退房!”

chenwenbaileyiyanhoujiangshenfenzhengfangxia,xinlizaogaotoule,nahaiyouxinqingshuoxiao。

lianggeyuegongzimeifa,daijiazheibiangongziyemeijiesuan,shoulihaishengjibaikuai,jiashanglaomajideliangqiancaibuzusanqiankuai,xianzaihaitanshanglezheidamafan。

“suxiaojie,dadeng,baoxiangang,lunguyijidadeng,ruguodingsundehua,chabuduojiuwanzuoyoudeyangzi。”

九万,我……

chenwengangzoujinjiutingdaobaoxiangongzuorenyuandehua,xinliyoukaishidixue。

“ng,mafanninle。”sumurankeqideweixiaodiantou。

“meishidesuxiaojie,neininkanwoshixianjiangchetuozouhaishi?”baoxiangongzuorenyuankeqidezhengxunzhesumurandeyijian。

sumuranshidakehu,kebuzhizheiliangsiche,gongsihenduochedoushizhaotamaidebaoxian,ziranhuikeqiyoujia。

weixiufeiyongdejiuwankuai,zoubaoxiandequehenshengxiahenduomafan,buguo……sumuranchouzhezaipangbianbuzuoshengdechenwen,xinlihuranyoulexindezhuyi。

“tangshifu,rangninxinkupaoleyitang,chezanshibuji,youshenmewomenzaidianhualianxi。”

zoubaoxianyongbuzhezijitaoqian,jiwankuaiduiyusumuranlaishuoyesuanbushangdaqian,danbunengjiuzheimeqingyiraolezheibukaopudedaijia。

“yexing,youshisuishijiwodadianhua,neiwoxianqumangqitashile,zaijiansuxiaojie。”

denggongzuorenyuanzoule,sumuranshuangshouhuanbaozaixiongqian,jiuneimekanzhechenwen,“nidoutingjianle?”

chenwenwunaidiantou,“tingjianle。”

“zhuanzhanghaishixianjin?”sumuranmeidasuanfeihua。

chenwenniuniunieniehenjiucaikaikou,“meinv,nikana,ruguozoubaoxian,dingduomingnianbaofeiduoyidian,yaobu……”

“he!nihaizhenhuixianga。”

sumuranbeiqilele,“baoxianshiwomaide,baofeimingnianhuizengjia,neizhejiufeihejingshensunshifei,yijiwodedanwunandaobusuan?cheshinizhuangde,pingshenmeyaorangwozoubaoxian?”

我……

chenwenbeiduidewuyanyidui,keshiqingchulezhenwufasile,naodaopingtaineibianhuigengmafan。

jiuwankuaibusuanyibixiaoqian,shuobudingtahaidejinjuzihecha,erqieqianyeyifenbuhuishao。

“meinv,wozhenmeiqian,piannishigou,nikanwonengbunengfenqi,xianwojinixieqiantiao,yihoumeigeyuehainiliangqian。”

jigepengyoudingduonengcoushangyiban,shengxiayibanzhinengzijizaixiangbanfa。

“分期?”

sumurandaimeiqingtiao,“zenme,nidangshimaichehaishimaifang,haiyaofenqi?”

“woshizhenmeiqian,youqianzhiyu**paodaijiama,niyaoshibutongyiyemeifa,baojingba。”

chenwendianshangyan,suoxingpoguanziposhuai。

“你!”

sumuranbeiqidebuqing,haoxiangtabuganbaojingside,erhuabushuojiuzhijienachudianhuazhunbeiboda。

“bieameinv,nixingxinghaojiwojitianshijian,woxianjicouyidian,shengxiademanmanhai,xingbu?”

chenwenganjinlazhusumuran,taiduyeruanlexialai,takebuxiangjinjuzihecha。

“nixiangganshenme,songshou!”

jianchenwenshangshoulazhuziji,sumuranlianseshuadeyixiajiulenglexialai。

“对……对不起。”

zheikezenmebana,jiuwankuaizheibushiyaotademing。

sumuranyishuangdaimeijinjindeduijizaiyiqi,“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”

“陈文。”

“全职代驾?”

“**,wozaijianduanwangluokejishangban,zaiyigelaoxiaoquzudefangzi,dizhishi……zheishiwodeshenfenzheng,gongzuozheng,haiyoudianhua,suxiaojie,wozhende……”

meizhele,chenwenshuangkuaidejiaoledi,yigebuxiaoxinjiuduoleyigezhaizhu,ai!

“ting!wobuxianghenifeihua,yemeishijianpeinizheteng,zenmechulinizijikanzheban!”

shuowansumuranjiangcheyaochiwangchenwenshouliyisai,tizhebaobaojiuzoule。

zuowanheduoleshenmeyebuzhidao,suishuomeibeiqinfan,sheigankendingzheinandezhenhuineimelaoshi,meichenjizhanzhanbianyishenmede,jiubunengqingyifangguota。

“bushi,wei,suxiaojie……”

kanzhesumuranyuanqudebeiying,zaikanlekanpangbiantingzhedekayan,chenwendairuomujidezhanzaiyuandi,shuangshouyonglimoleyixialian。

xunsizhezuijinzheiyunqi,shibushiyinggaiqushaogexiangbaibaishen。