第2章 这不是我要的剧本

sulilixindoutidaolesangziyan,jiuyao“zhizhi”jiaochulai,duishangyishuangqinglengwushuangdeyanjing,liansijiaojiaolengyue,yousiyicuxinxue。

美绝了。

meijianguozheimehaokandesulilidaizhikanzheyanqianpitousanfadedameiren。

“heshale?”duifangshengyinyehaoting,yongyushisideshouboleyixiatadezhuazi。

竟然是个男的。

suliliyouxielianhong,kexitaxianzaishizhihuli。

xiaozhaoyeruoyouxingweidikanzhebeizijizhuazhudexiaohulijingranyongxiaozhuazizhezhulian,xiudadadidixialenaodai。

“xiaodongxi。”xiaozhaoyeshizhimoleyixiahulierduo,“doushuohuleiyoulingxing,guoranruci。”

sulilimeixiangdaozijiwuyijianmailegemengquyueleduifang。

xianzaibaomingyaojin,kanduifangzaigonglidiweiyinggaibudi,yaobaodatuidesulilimashangtaohaodiyongzijipimaorouruandenaodaizaiduifangshizhishangcengleceng。

xiaozhaoyebazheizhihaosihuichayanguansedexiaohulijudaomianqian,neishuangliangjingjingdehuliyanlingqisiyi,xiangshizhendenengtongrenxingside。

“你从哪里来的?”

“zhizhi。”nibuzhidaodedifang。

kanhulijingranhuihuiyingzijidehua,xiaozhaoyeshaoshaotiaoleyixiameishao。

cishidianwaichuanlaijingqiaoqiaodejiaobusheng,yidaorenyingzhanzaiwaimian,qingshengshuo:“wansuiyekeshixingle?”

“ng。”xiaozhaoyeguanchazhexiaohuli,manbujingxinyingleyisheng,“heshi?”

万岁爷?

sulilizhenjingkanzheyanqianfenwainianqingdenanren,youananqingxingzijiyunqihao。

“huibingbixia,shishuyugongderenlaile,yaozhaoyizhihuli,shuoshizhuashangleniangniang,haikandaoneichushengwangzheibianpaole,jiu……”dianwaideshengyinweinandetingxialai。

xiaozhaoyelinzhexiaohulizouchuqu,wen:“keshizheizhi?”

sulili:zheibushiwoyaodejuben!

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xiaozhaoyekanzheturanzhengzhaqilaidexiaohuli,xiazhangdeyanjingweimi:dangzhennengtingdongrendehua?

pangbiandegonggonglianmangshuo:“bixiadangxinzheichushengshangdaonin!zheikongpajiushishuyugongpaochulaide,nucaizheijiujiaohaihuiqu。”

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jinlaidegonggongjimangguixia,shuo:“shinucaishuhu!nucaizheijiujiaoren。”

xiaozhaoyeyihuishou,dengrenjijimangmangpaochuqu,caiditoukanzhehaizaizaibankongzhongluannaozhuazidexiaohuli,yandixiechuyidianxiaoyi:“zailuandongjiubanijiaojiwaimianderen。”

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tataoguodeleyici,jiutaobulediercima?

zhengxiangzhe,yuguangjiukandaogangcaiyaozhuazijidetaijianyoucongwaimianzoujinlai,gonggongjingjingguizaidishang,shuo:“bixia,shuyugongyoulairenle。shuoguifeiniangniangyaodejin。”

xiaozhaoyeyandihuaguodandandelengxiao,haiweikaikou,tahuailitongrenxingdexiaohulijiuturandongqilai,xiaozhuaziyonglisidasuantiaoqilai,beixiaozhaoyeyanjishoukuaizhuazhuhoubuganxindizaitatuishangziyaliezuididagun。

zhouweiderenkanzhexiaochushengsifalekuang,jijimangmangweizhexiaozhaoye:“aiyo!bixiadangxin!”

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xiaozhaoyelianseyijiang,shenshoubazijituishangdehulilinqilai。