laotaipoyangqishouxianggunanzhidelianzhaohuguolai。
yibianhaozhugunanzhidetoufa，yibianmamalielie。
“wodasinizheigexiaojianren，shengbuchuerzidemuji，wokanneisangejianyatoujiubushiwoyejiadezhong。”
gunanzhizheijushentixianglaiyeshielexujiu，guangshizhanzaineijiuyanqianfahei，shanshenbujishi，jianlidezhijiahuaguotadelian。
shunjianlianshangfuxianchujidaoxueyinzi，tengtongranggunanzhidedanaoshunjianqingxing，fanshouyibazhangshanzailaotaipolianshang。
啪——
yigebazhangyinxunsufuxianzailaotaipolianshang。
zhaocuilanbukezhixinkanzhezheigepingchangrentaqifu，bangeziyebuganfangdelaodaxifu，jintianzenmejiuxiangbianlegerenside。
huiguoshenlai，tadelianhongdexiangshizhikuaiyaobaozhadeqiqiu。
“nizheigexiaojiangandawo！nizheishiwunioudapomu，woyaonongsini！”
啪——
gunanzhifanshouyoushiyibazhang。
shuaishuaifamadeshouwan，beisangshiyazhijiusuanle，hainengrangyigelaotaipoqifule？
jintiantajiuyaoquandajinglaoyuan，jiaochuaiyoueryuan！
“shan、shan、shan！”zhouzhoudeshengyinduanduanxuxuchuanguolai，“jiezheshanabao！xitongshuozhiyaonishanyigebazhangwojiunengdeyijifen，xianzaixitongyijingkaiqishangchengle！womenmashangjiuyaoyourouchile！”
zhouzhoukanzhepingmukoushuikuaiyaoliuxialai。
“yijifenyigemantou，liangjifenyigejitui，sanjifenhaohuadahefan，nineinaershishenmebazhang，fenmingjiushizanliangliangcang！jintianyibazhang，nichibao，mingtianliangbazhang，zanliangchicheng，houtianshibazhang，fotiaoqiangshangnicanzhuo。”
“真哒？！”
gunanzhiganjinggengzule，bazhangshandehuhushengfeng。
papapadebazhangshengciqibifu，zhouzhouneibianjifendaozhangdetishishengyinjiumeitingguo。
wuwaitingqianggendejigenvrenxianghuduishi，chongjinwuzhong。
“dasaozi，bushiwoshuoni，nizenmenengdaniangni？”
laoerxifuhuangxiazoujinlai。
啪——
gunanzhi：“liandainiyiqida。”
laosanxifusongxiuqinyiluxiuzi，“saozixianzainiantoubuhao，jigeyuedoubujiangyu，zhuangjiadoukusile！bujiushirangnimaihaizima？zhangsaoweimu，nipingshenmebutongyi！”
啪——
gunanzhi：“guangguzhedatawangjidanileshiba。”
“saozi，niangyeshiweilesangehaizihao，beimaileneishiquguohaorizide，zongbigenzhezanshoukuqiang。”
yigemingxianheqitarenbuzaiyigetucengdenvrenrourouchusheng，tazhoushenhaoxiangduleyicengrouhedeguang，piaoliangdebukefangwu。
啪——
“biezailaoniangerbianjijiwaiwai，haorizinizijizenmebubazijimaile！”
dazuibazishandehuhushengfeng。
menkourenyazidengdebunaifan，xiangwulidasheng，“nimenhaimaibumaiwazile？”
gunanzhimingxiandashangtoule，yibajiulianggerenyaziyilingzi，papajiushijibazhang。
renyazibeidadeyiliangqiang，yadoubeigunanzhishansongle。
liangrenmamalielie，“bumaijiubumai，darenzuoshenme？”
gunanzhijuzhebazhangzuoshiyaoshan，hedeliangrenliangundaipapaoyuanle。
“疯子！疯婆子！”
gunanzhizaiyuanzilizhuanlehaojiquan，meirenkeda，caihuiletufang。
yitaiyanduishangsanshuangheiqiqideyanjing。
zuidadexiaohailikewuzhudidimeimeidelian，xiaoshengdao，“niang，nidatamenjiubunengdawomenlee。”
gunanzhishenxilejikouqi，huanshiyiquan，sigenvrenhengqishubatangzaidishang，wuzhelianaihao。
“gun！”tashengyinlengleng。
laotaipoliangqiangzhanqishen，shouzhizhandouzhizhegunanzhi，“nizheigexiaojianren！niwandanle！woyaoquzhaolizhengweiwozuozhu！nijiwodengzhe，wofeiyaobanichentangbuke！”
fangwanhenhua，beijigenvrenchanfuzhe，kuaibuzouchutufang。
gunanzhiduizhejigexiaodouyabaibaishou，“nimenyechuqu。”
sangexiaohaixianghuduishiyiyan，xianranshibeigunanzhihurandejudonghedaole，xiaopaochulemen。
tamenbuganzouyuan，sesuodunzaimenkou。
gunanzhizuozaigancaoduishangdakouchuanzhecuqi，taqibatianmeizenmechiguodongxi，gangcaipingzheyigunuqishanrenbazhang，xianzaizuoxialai，zhijuedeshouzhizhandou，zhenggerenxutuodechadianyunjueguoqu。
“zhouzhou？”gunanzhizainaozhonghuhuanzhouzhou。
zhouzhoujianxixideshengyinxiangqi，“jiemei，zhunbeihaochixiangdeheladelema？”