第一章 妇产科尴尬相遇

“yongliyidian……zaiyongliyidian……kuaile,jixu……”

bansuizheyishengyinghaidetiku,chiliangdeshijieturanbeiheianfugai,shixianzhongdezuihouyimiao,shiyigezhoubabadehaizi。

shinanhaierhaishinvhaini?

haoxiangyougeshengyinyizhizaiwen,danshimeiyourenhehuida。

jianxixinglaideshihou,zhuomianshangduoleliangchushuizi,tataishoujianglianshangdeleihencagan,qishendasuanquxishoujianxibalian。

congxishouchiqiantaiqilian,qingxiucangbaidelianshangzhanzheshuizhu,xizhangyouweiweishangtiaodemouzili,yanshenyouxiekongdong。

zheigesihuansizhendemeng,congneinianzhihouzuoleduoshaoci,jianxijibuqingle,danshimeicixinglaideshiluohexintongyiyangdezhenshiheqianglie。

buguoxujiubucengzuoguole,zheiliangtiandagaishileile,xinlitaiku,bojinyandeshenbianyouhuanlegexiaonenmo。

jianxiyoushihouxiangxiang,qishibuzhidaozijizheixienianjiujinghuochengleshenmeyang。

mingmingshiweilehetayiqi,jiejuetajiademafancaiquzuoleshoujingluandaiyun,dangchuchadiansizaishoushutaishang,danzuihouqueyeyinci,hetajianxingjianyuan,genbojinyan,jianxizhenbuzhidaoshicongneiyikekaishizoucuo。

……

shoushihaoqingxu,jianxicailikaixishoujian,gangdaobangongshi,jiubeihuojihuoliaodetongshilazhule。

“jianyisheng,nihuilaidezhenghao,fuchankeneibianzhuanlaigenaoshide,niganjinqubangbangmang!”

jianxizhoulezhoumeitou,“fuchankedeshikebuguizanmennankeguan,erqiewoyekanbulefuchanke。”

“aiya,kandele,zheiqingkuangnijueduikandele!”

gangdaomenkou,jianxibiantingjianjianruideshengyin。

“nigunkai,chounanrennibiepengwo!”

“zheiweixiaojie,woshigeyisheng,wo……”

“neinishuonishibushinande?”

nanyishengbeiqiangdeshuobuchuhualai,yibanzheizhongmafandehuanzhejianxibuhuizhaore,danjiranyijinglaile,yezhinengyingzhetoupishang,“zenmele?”

nanyishengqiaojianjianxi,genjiandaojiuxingsideganmangdao,“xiaoqinglvwanqingqu,jihuanzhe**sailelianggeningmeng,xianzaichubulaile,danshihuanzhexianwoshigenandeburangwoqu。”

“ni!woyaogaonisuibiantoulubingrenyinsi!”

yishenghuitou,chezhezuijiaoxiaodehennankan,“zheiweihuanzhe,niwuhuile,zheiweishiwomenyiyuandeyisheng,wozaixiangtajiaodainidebingqing。”

jianxitouguotajiantoudekongxi,kanleyiyanneibianzuozaichuangshangdenvhai。

suiranlianshanghuazhenongzhuang,danshiwuguanquerengjiuqingchunzhiqi,taditoukanlekanbingliben,19sui,xianzaidehaizi,wandekezhengoukai!

nanyishengshuowan,zhuantouqiujiubandekanzhejianxi。

“jianyisheng,mafannile!”

jianxixiaoxiaomeishuohua,tashibeiyinglalaide,baiminglemeiyoujujuedejihuiba!

tazoudaochuangbian,yifugongshigongbandeyuqi,“xiaojie,mafannitangxia。”

neigenvhaiyilianfangbeidekanzheta,“nixingma?”

jianxixiaole,meishuohua,keduifangquebuyiburao,“wogaosuni,wolaogonghenlihaide,niyaoshinongbuhao,niyaochibuledouzhezou!”

jianximinleminchun,nulibaochiweixiao,“xiaojie,ninanpengyoufuzegaoshi,womenfuzejiejue,dajiadoushizhuanyede。”

“nizheishishenmeyisi?niganshuowolaogong?laogong!bojinyan!”

jianxideshouyijingfangzailenvhaidejianbangshang,tingjianzheigemingzideshihou,dongzuohebiaoqingqueyiqidunzhule。

tazhuantou,kanxiangnvhaihandefangxiang,yigexiuzhangtingbadeshenxingcongpingfenghouzoulechulai。

shuxidelengmomouzi,cishiqueshanguoyisijingyaheshicuo。

danbuguozhuanshun,xiayimiao,tayijingwenbuzoudaochuangqian。

“laogong,zheigenvrenta……”

“nibushinankeyishengma?xianzaiyeguanqifuchankedeshiqingle?”

jianxilianshangdexiaoyiyijiu,yanzhongdeqingxuquebiandeyouxiehunzhuobuqing,tabakouzhaozhaile,luchuyifuhuangrandawudemoyang。

“e,wozoucuokeshile,baoqiana!”

“wei,nibushifuchankedeyisheng,neinigangganghaixiangduiwo……”

neinvrenzhouzhemeitoujianzhesangzishuodao,kejianxibuxiangting,zhishikuaibuwangwaizou,nuliburangzijidejiaobuyoubandianbuwentuo。

kejiuzaitadeshouwozhumenbadeshihou,bojinyankaikoule,shengyinzhongdaizhejifenxiaoyi。

“jirandoulaile,jiuyounilaiquba,zhenghaominerhaixiu,woyebuxiangrangbiedenanrenpengtadeneili。”

jianxixiaolexiao,zhuantoutixingta,“woshinankede,kongpameibanfashengren。”

bojinyanqingxiao,mouzilitouqueshanguoyisilingli,“jianxi,nihaizidoushengguole,neimedadedongxinidounengshengren,qulianggeningmeng,henweinanma?”

jianxilianshangdexiaorongyouxiejiang,haiweikaikou,neibiandenvhaiquebumanyile。

“bojinyan!tabushifuchankeyisheng,wocaibufangxintani!”

bojinyanshenshouwenroudemolemotadetoufa,yuqiwenroudebuxianghua,“biepa,baobei,jianxideshouyia,wohenlejiede,tajueduinengzuohao。”