yemujianjianluoxia，lubiandechanmingshengyijiu，sihudouzaichaoxiaogutiangangfenshou，zhouweirenlairenwang，daochudoushihuanshengxiaoyu，weidugutiandexinqing，wufayongyanyulaixingrong。
zhiqianzaijingdoudenvhai，yaomezhuizhumingli，yaomezhuizhuwuzhi，benyiweixiaochengdehexueshibaiyueguang，xianzaikanlai，sihudouyiyang。
算了不想了！
gutiantaochushouji，botonglelaodiedehaoma。
douliangnianduole，gairangzijihuiquleba.....
“嘟！嘟嘟嘟！”
yizhenxianglinghou，yuyintishiwurenjietong。
我尼玛！？？
laodieshishayisiya！hudubushizi！zhenbuyaozheigeerzileya！
dabulezijikaizhechehuijingdou？nanbuchengzhenhuiqule？laodiehaizhenganbazijituijidaduan？
zhengdanggutiansikaodeshihou，shoujituranxiangqi，yigemoshengdehaomadaleguolai。
“ba！wonenghuiquleba！”
“ba？haha！nigexiatounan！daochurendieya！”
“woyijingzhaodaonideweizhile！”
“dengzhewomenfanfenzanijiaboliba！”
kandaozheixieweixiekonghedexinxi，gutianyidiandoubusong，shenzhihaiyoudianqidai，babudezheihuibeihouyourenjitayigunzini。
zheiyangdehua，laodiekendinghuiqinzilaijietahuiqule。
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“laoban！jiwonahehuazi！”
“aiyao！jingebuchouxuanhemenle？”
“yishengbushizhiaiyigerenma？”
bianlidianlaobanlehehedidiaokanleqilai，shuodegutianyeshiwudizirong。
cengjingdetazaiganqingzhong，keweishiwanyingdezhu，zuihouquebeiyingjizhuole，haireshangleyishendeposhi。
“biehulieliele，rangwoyongxianishouji，dage**！”
gutianmengdichouleyikou，cuiculaobanbashoujirangtayongyong，laodiebujietade**，neijiuhuangeshoujishishi。
suizheyizhendudusheng，**henkuaijietong，neitouchuanlaileyigezhinengzailongguoxinwenlianbozhongchuxiandeshengyin。
“woshuoba！douliangnianduole！”
“chuanghudouyaobeizale！zaibujiewohuiqu！”
“dengniguolai，wofentoucaodouliangchigaole！”
“niyaoshizhenxiangrangwobianxing，zhijiejiwopangewuqiba！”
gutianshanglaijiushiyizhenbaoyuan，tingdebianlidianlaobanyeshiyilianmengbi。
咋地？
三年期限已到？
恭迎龙王回家？
哈哈！
“好的，我知道！”
tingdao**neitoushuxideshengyin，gutianchadianxijierqi，liangnianbanya！
nizhidaowozheiliangnianbanshizenmeguodema？
tiantianjidanguanbingroujiamo！
挣得钱都交给女友！
renjiazhuanshoujiqitananren！
还**是什么爱豆？
我呸！
啪嗒！
meidenggutianjixukusuni，**neitoushunjianguaduanle，zhiliugutianyigerenzhanzaidianmenwailingluan。
“老板给你手机？”
“老板呢？”
yizhenliangfengchuiguo，kanzhekongwuyirendebianlidian，gutianyeshiyilianmengbi，yushijiubashoujifangzailejutaishang，zhuanshenliqu。
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“哐当！”
qianjiaogangchumen，houjiaobianlidiandejuanlianmenxunsuluoxia，hedegutianyeshimengdiyiduosuo。
突然！
beihouchuanlaiyishengjijiedeshaosheng。
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“报告！顾少！”
“wolongduidiyidaduizhangtelaibaodao！”
bianlidianlaobanbuzhidaoheshichuanshangmanjizhuangbei，chuxianzaigutianshenhou。
yigelizheng，yigejunli，kandegutianyeshiyilianmengbi。
“wocao！nibushikaibianlidiandema！”
“zheimedanianji，haiwancosplayya！”
“不怕闪着腰呀！”
gutianyonghuaiyirenshengdeyanshenkanzheta，zheiyangdeyimu，shushishiyoudianturanle。
bansuizhexiaochengdezhenzhenliangfengheshaokaoxiang，yiqiewanrumengjing....
“报告顾少！”
“bianlidianzhishiweizhuang！”
“liangnianbanle....liangnianle！”
“womeitiandouzaijianshinideyijuyidong！”
tingdaozheiyifanhua，gutianyeshidairuomuji，wanruhuozaimengzhong。
难不成....
nanbuchenglaodiemeiyoufangqi，gengmeiyoupaoqi.....
yigurelei，shunjianzaiyankuanglimiandazhuan。
yucitongshi，kongwuyirendejiedao，chuanlaileyizhenzhenzhengqidetabusheng。
xunzheshengyinkanqu，suiranzhiyoushigerenying，danquezouchuleqianjunwanmadeqishi。
wocao！zheigaibuhuidoushibaohuwodema？
“报告顾少！”
“wolongduiyuanwangdahuqianlaibaodao！”
“报告顾少！！”
“wangdabiaoqianlaibaodao！”
....
“报告顾少！”
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“wocao！nibushimaijidanguanbingdema！”
“nibushimaiyoutiaodema！”
“nibushimaichajidandema！”
wonima，chumenshijieya！
“轰！”
yanqiandeyimu，rutongjingleiyiyang，zainaozilizhakai。
kanzheyanqianchuanzhetezhanfudezhongren，gutianhenhendiqialezijiyiba。
没错，这不是梦！
“接到上级命令！”
“telaihusonggushaohuijia！”
daduizhanghunhouyansudesangyin，shunjianbagutiancongsixuzhonglahuilexianshi。
gutianzichaobandixiaolexiao，taxinlimingbai，cishisuoyourendouxiexialeweizhuang，neimetayegairuciba？
......
boxingyingshigongsidalouneibu。
“什么？”
“zhangyimoudaoyanzenmeshuode？”
boxingyingshigongsili，**shengbuduan，lifandejingjirenbuduandizhiwenzhetuanduigongguan。
xianranshigutiansuoshangchuandeshipin，yijingzaiwangluochixufajiao，bingqieyeyinqiletamendezhuyi。
“tongzhiyixiagedaaidouqundequnzhumen！”
“rangtamenxianhaozhaoyixiafensi，weihuyixia！”
“tongshilianxiyuanshifatiederen，rangtagongkaidaoqian。”
jingjirenyuqishifenjiaoji，pangbiandemishubuduanyongbijiluzhegongzuoneirong。
bijinglifanshiboxingyingshilimian，caipenghuodexiaoxianrou，neiyishoudawanhuimian，keweishixiangchedajiangnanbei。
zaishilishang，yuanyuankanghengkaikaihekunkunle，ruguocishizaiyinweiyixieheiliaoeryunluo，neizhiqiansuozuodenuliquandoubaofeile。
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此时闺蜜李佳家。
hexuekaishihelijiashangliangduicele，zhuyaoshigutiandegerenxinxi，yijingbeirenbalachulaile。
neimebujiuhou，zijidesuoyouziliao，kendingyehuibeirenfangdaoshangmian，neixiebukanrumudemanma，tashiyidiandoushoubule。
“nibiexiaoya！nikuaixiangxiangzenmebanya！”
hexuebazhentoushunshourengzailelixueshenshang，daduanletadexiaosheng。
“haha！guoranzhangdeshuaide，doumeiyounaoziya！”
“laoshijiaodaiyixia，daodijici？zouludezishidouyoudianbuduijing！”
lijiashenchushuangshou，yibabaozhulehexue，xianrantabushineimezaihuzheijianshi，bijingtayeshijuwairen。
“bushi...woguolaishizhaonishangliangbanfade！”
“nideguanzhudianzenmezheimelingleini！”
xingkuizijizaizheiliyougeguimi，youshenmeshiqingdeshihou，zijihaikeyijiesu，tongshishangliangbanfa。
“banfakendingshiyoude，buguo！”
“buguoshenmeya！niyicixingshuowanya！”
hexueqialeyixialijiadegebo，cuicutaqiaodingzuihoudezhuyi。
“zuihaodebanfajiushidabuguojiujiarubei！”
“nifanzhengyijingfenshoule，nishenmeyebuzaihuduiba！”
lijiazheifanhuashuochukou，hexueshunjianrutonggelunbufaxianxindaluyiyang。
“duiya！wozameiyouxiangdaoya！”
“tasuibianfawojiaaidoudeshipin，woshengqifenshoule！”
“dui！zheiyaoshifachuqu，bujinhewomeiguanxi，wohainengyinyiboliuliangni！”
“yaoshifanfanzhuyidaole，kendinggandong！”
......
“jiarenmen！sheidongya！yougexiatounanyoushishenmetiyan？”
“jiushibuxiwangwozhuixing，wakongxinsidezhaowojiaaidoudeheiliao....”
“haozaiwomashangxuanzelefenshou，qingchunjiuyici，woxuanzepeibanwojiaaidou！”
kanzheshouzhonggangluzhihaodeshipin，hexueyijiushixinyouyuji，huosutianjiashangleniantaicidebiaoqian，dianlefasong。
budaoyihuidegongfu，shipindeliulanliangkaishijizeng，gengshipipeishanglebiaoqian，houmianhaidaizhezijiaidouheiliaodehuati。
congyuanshide500bofangliang，xunsuchengleyiwan+。
shipinxiafangyirouyankejiandesudu，chuxianlehenduoaidoufensidepinglun。
【姐妹做的真对！】
【zhenbuxiangxinhaiyouzheiyangdexiatounan！】
【jiemeibaninanyouzhaopianfachulaibilei！】
【ninanyouzhuzainali？woyaozatajiaboli！】
【jiemeifenshoushizhengquedexuanze，hechouzhaobudao！】
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kandaozheiyangdepinglun，hexueyecaimianqiangfangxialexin，danxinzhongdeshitoubingmeiyouluodi。
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