第5章花样作死

chenlannaliyandexiazheikouqi,suoxingtianyoujiacubaqinxiaoheyushenjiudeshiqingshuolechuqu,zheiyisanbo,cishilunweicunzizhongrenjinjinledaodeshi。

“yiwoshuoa,lanmeizinijiushixinyantaishile,zheixiaojiantizishengdeyizhanghumeizidelian,zheibanpixiangjiugaimaidaozhenshangdeguanlaoyeneiliqu,chennianqing,hongzhelaoyegaoxing,shuobudinghainengxiangliangnianfuni。”

“zuoleguanlaoyedexiaoqie,xianbushuozheilijinnenggouyouduoshao,wanghounierzidushudeshiqingyeyouyizhang,tayekeyizaineilibutiejiali,shuobudingdoukeyiquzhenshangzhule。”

lingwaiyigefurengenzhedao:“erqieguanlaoyenalixiangneiyenanren,bujinitiandu,erqiehainenghuanyibihaoqian,wenzhuanbupeide。”

“pingzhezheixiangmao,shilibacunyeshaoyourenji,naliyaolunluozhici,shouneigeyenanrendeqia!”

chenlanyibiancuozheshoulideyifu,xindiyezhibuzhudeaohui,zuishangquedao:“haibushiwoxintengshiqinrendeqinnver,shebudesongquguanlaoyeneilishouzui,bucengxiangshigelangxingoufeidebaiyanlang!yagenbuguanjialirendesihuo,kelianwoneiyishuangernv,zhenshizaoniea。”

zhengshuozhezheihua,shuocaocaocaocaobiandaole。

zhongrenjiukandaoyichijiudedahanzhidanshoujiutizheyizhishuodadeyikuaiyezhurou,qimanliyeshibeirenchengzuoyaomozhuanshideyuanyinzhiyi。

zheichenlanyanjingyixiazijiuliangle,fangcaiqianyimiaohaizaixianeyenanren,houyimiaobianmanlianchanmeiduixiaodeyingleshangqu。

“laijiulai,doushiyijiaren,zheimekeqidedailaizheimeyitouzhuzuoshenme?zheiduobuhaoyisi。”

“shenjiunixiangchihongshaodehaishibaochaode,wodoujinizuokuaijinwuzuo,zheidaretiande,biezhanleshuqi。”

shuozhezheihuajiuxiangshenshouguoqujieneizhurou,bucengxiangshenjiuceshenduokai,duiyuchenlanlianshangbingmeiyoubandianhaolianse,dao:“zheishiwojixiaohede。”

chenlanlianyijiang,bijinghoutoubushaorenkanzheni,zenmezheyebunengmeiyoumianzi。

yushitachezhexiaodao:“woshixiaohedeniang,dongxijiwo,wojixiaohezuorouchi,womendoushiyijiaren,buyongzheiyangjianwai。”

shenjiubudali,barouwangpangyiduo,taqishibiren,rangchenlangenbenbuganshangqianquqiang。

chenlanlianshangduizhexiao,keshijishangyikouyinyadoukuaiyaosuile,xindizhibuzhudezhoumayenanren,weileerzinenggouchishangzheinandedeyezhurou,suoxingfahuiqilezijisapodejineng。

“zheijiushinidebuduile,jintianwoyaojinililiguiju,wokeshinizhangmuniang,baishanxiaoweixian,nijixiaohechimeicuo,yegaiduiwozhangmuniangjinjinxiaoa,nandaonihaixinbuguowoma?”

“jintianhaidouzaishuoni,wokeyibaxiaohejiadaozhenshangqude,wopianpianxuanzhongni,woduinizheimehao,zheiyezhurounandaowohaichibudepengbudele?”

qiaozheshenjiusihuyouxiedongyao,chenlanshitandexiangyaoquna。

bucengxiangqingcuideshengyinrangshenjiujiangzhuroushouhuile,qinxiaohecongwulichulai,youyoudao:“bazhuroujiwoba,muqinchaihaimeipiwan,nayoushijianjiwozuozhurouchi,womenzuoxiaobeidejiugaijinjinxiao,shaojitatianmafan。”

zheihuadudechenlanyiye,yerangtahuangle。

nanbuchengzheizhurou,qinxiaohedasuanyigerendutunbucheng?

tajileyandao:“nideshouyinalixinga,erqienizuijinshouleshang,zheizhongshiqinghaishijiaojiwolaizuoba。”

“neiyifuhechaini?”qinxiaohexiaoyingyingdao,“nandaoyaorangwolaizuo?”

chenlanyaoyaoyadao:“dengwobaxiaominzheigesiyatouhanhuilai,rangtalaizuo,niayaozuoxinniangziderenhaishixiezheba。”

“nijiuhaohaozhaodaishenjiu,wolaijinimenzuowanfan。”

shuozhezheihuasihuhenzirandejiuyouyaoqunarou,zhijiebeiqinxiaohedangzaileqianmian,qinxiaohebujinbumandao:“neinixianquhanmeimeihuilaiba,shenjiuwoyoushihenishuo。”

qinxiaohezhengzhunbeirangshenjiuxianhuiqu,dengtatiaogeriziqinshouxiachujitazuoxiandaidemizhichashaorou。

zhishitabingbudasuanrangzheiexindeqinjiarenchishangyikou,takeconglaidoubushishenmedaduderen。

chenlanjile,mangrangrenbangmangquhanzijideqinnverqinxiaominhuilai,zhengzhunbeizaihujiaomanchanyifan,jiukandaoyuanyuanyiqunrenqishixiongxiongdechongleguolai。

“zheilishiqinrendejia?”daitoudenanrensishigetufei,lianshanghaihengzheyitiaoshangba。

chenlanduosuoleyixia,xiayishidewangjialikaolekao,suihoudao:“nimenshenmeren?”

neinanrenmanlianhengrou,nuhedao:“womenshishenmeren,womenshiniyeye,qinrenzaiwomendufangpeilegejingguang。”

qinxiaoheduiyuzijizheigebianyidieconglaimeiyoubandianhaogan,meixiangdaojuranhaishigehaodudelanren。

tacuzhemeitouwenleyijudao:“qianleduoshaoyinzi?”

“zhengzhengershiqiliangxuehuayin,tashuojialinverduo,suoyinayigenianqingdenverzuodizhaile,xianzailaozijiushilaishangmennarende,jilaozibarenjiaochulai,buranlaozibanimenjializagexibalan!”

shuobananrenhenhendebashoulidegunziwangqiangshangyiza,qishihedebushaoweiguandecunmindoupaole。

shengxiadejigehaoshidexindidouyoushu,zheiqinxiaoheyijingdingqinle,dingjinyebushao,rujinneijiuzhiyoucaishiersuideqinxiaomin。

zheiqinrenlianshiersuidenverdoumai,zheiyijiazhenshimeijiule。

chenlanziranyeqingchudaodizenmeyihuishi,kezijizenmeshederangnverjiaqudufang,zheimaiqudufangdejibendouhuilunweigejiwuji,dengyubanzhijiaodajinyaozilile。

rujintaqianyimiaozhenghaorangrenquhanqinxiaomin…

suoxingxinyiheng,chenlanduizhehaizaisiliangduicedeqinxiaohehenhendeyizhuai,duizheweishouneixionghandenanrendao:“dizhaidejiushizheige,nikantazhangdeyehaokan,zenmeshuomaiquguanlaoyeneilizuoxiaoqie,yenenggounagewushiliangba?”

qinxiaoheyuanbenhaizaisiliangruhejiewei,zheiyizhuaichedirangtaexindaojidian。

zheizhongzisizili,yudaoshidiyishijianshimairenderen,wanquanmeiyoubandianliangxinkeyan。

tafanshouzhengtuolechenlan,mengdiduizhunchenlandexigaiyizhuang,suihouyigegaodadeshenyingdangzailetademianqian,jiutingdaoneizhongqishizudeshengyinzaiciweilehutaxiangqi。

“zheishiwodeweihunqi,nimensheigandongta,xiankanwodequantoudabudaying!”

nizheguang,gaodadeshenyingdangzailetademianqian,zheiyishunjian,taxindibingfengqilaideshenmedongxisihuchedibeiwajieronghuale。