第1章
“该死的！”
chuyimeiyouxiangdaokanqilaigaodangdedifang，limiandeshouduanjinrannengzheimeexinren。
zijizhishiheleyibeijiu，yunqimanfenzhijiehedaoleneibeiyouwentide！
ruguobushizijichongdongguolaizheibian**，yebuhuidiyitianshangbanjiubeirentaolule。suoweiqianbeiyenengduihoubeisuiyisuanji，tasuanshijianshidaole。
huitoukanleyiyangenzaizijishenhoudelianggenanren，chuyiyaozhechunanxialeneigebeiguanshideshuo，jueduibunengpengdediantijian！
biqibeishenhouzheiliangrenqifu，tahaiburuboyibo。
zhiyaokangguoquyanqianweiji，jiuhaole。
‘叮···’
tingdaoshengyin，chuyirenzhehunshendefatanghebushizoulejinqu，guanshangdiantimenhoubazuigaodeloucengquanbuanleyibian！
“laoda，tapaoloushangqule，womenmeiyouzheigequanxianshangqu。”
zhanzaidiantikoudehuangmaokanzhewangshangzoudedianti，mianlunansedehezijialaodashuodao。
“hehe，tayiweiloushangderenshihaoxiangchudema！bieguantale，xianqubagangcaibeidadekeren，songquyiyuan！”
“是。”
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chuyiyebuzhidaozijishizaineiyicengchulaide，hunshennanshoudizhetoudezouchudianti。zoulanganjingdeshifendeguiyi，tabumingbaizheiyangrenaodehuisuo，zenmehaiyouzheimeanjingdedifang。
danshixianzaitayaozuode，shiyaoxiaowanquanshangtouzhiqian，duohao！
chuyidehuxikaishiqifu，zoulangdedengguangdouzaitadeyanzhong，jianjianbiandemenglongleqilai。
turantingdaodiantizaicixiangleyixia，ranhoushiyizhenpixiemocadeshengyin，shengyinyouyuanerjin，yiguhaowendelengxiangpenbierlai，rangchuyixiayishishenchushouzhuazhuneigeyingzi！
“？？？”
chenghuanditoukanzhezhuaizhezijixizhuangwaitaodeshou，yanzhongshanguoyisibunaifan。
gangcaizaibaoxianglimiantayijingjujuehaoyoudetiyile，meiyouxiangdaojingranyousongleyige，haizaizheiliduzhezijide。
“滚开！！！”
chenghuanhuishoupaikaineizhizhuazhuzijiyijiaodeshou，zhiredechuganrangtaxintouyizhen，zheigeganjueyouhenkuaibeiyaxiaqule。
neishuangdanlansedeyanmoulimianzhiyounuyihebushuang！
chenghuanjieshenzihaozheimeduonian，haishidiyiciyudaonvrenzheimebuyaoliandeyangzi。
zhishiditoukanzhetaweihongdelianjia，haiyoushi\*rundechun，chenghuanyebuzhidaohaoyouzainalizhaodaozheimegourendeyouwu。
“帮我···”
tingzhenvrendaizhemei*huodeshengyin，chenghuanzhuazhutasiwujidandeshou，yuanbencunzaidelizhiyeyinweineijibeihoujingdadeliejiu，heyanqiandexiang*yanhunhezaiyiqi，jianjianbengta····
ai*meidefenseqipao，piaofuzaikongqizhong，waimiangaokongzhongdeyueliangyehaixiudeduojinleyunceng。
chuyishibeitongxingde，tazhengzhadepaqilai，kandaoshenbiantangzheyigecelianshuizheyouzhebakuaifujidenanren，hededaotuiyixiazhenggerenzhijiefandaodishangqule。
tazuotianheduohoushiqulelizhi，zongganjuefashengleqiqiguaiguaideshiqing！
suiranmeiyoujingliguozheiyangdeshiqing，dantayebushishaguniang，henqingchuzuotianwanshangfashengleshenme。
ruguobushineibeixialiaoledejiu，zijiyebuhuiwuyuanwugudiushiqingbai。
xiangdaozheilichuyideliansebiandecanbai，waigonghaizaiyiyuan，gongsihaixuyaoyidabiqianzhouzhuan。xianzaitayaoshireshangzheiyangdemafan，waigongkendinghuishoubulede。
renzhetengtongjianqizijideyifuzhaodao，cangcuchuanhaohouchuyideshoujijiuxiangle。
“yiyi，niganjinlaiyitangyiyuan，niwaigongyouzainaopiqibuyuanyichiyao。”
yiyishichuyidexiaoming，jietongdianhuatingdaoshuxideshengyin，chuyijuedezijitoutengdelihai。
waigongyaoshibingqingfazuodehua，jiuhuixianggehaiziyiyang，zongshibuyuanyichiyao，taweicidoubuzhidaohongduoshaocile。
“nanjie，womashangjiuguoqu。xinkunixianbangwozhaoguyixiawowaigong，wohenkuaijiudao。”
“meishi，nilushangkanzheyidian。”
“hao，wozhidaode，xiexie。”
guadiaodianhuazhihouchuyikanzhebeizhezijihaimeiyouxingdenanren，xinzhongzhangsongyikouqi。zheiyangyehao，zijibuxuyaoreshangshenmemafan。
tayebuxiangyaozhidaozheigemoshengnanzizhangshenmeyangzi！
fanzheng，yihoumeiyouguanxile。
guanmendeshengyinjingxinglebenzaishushuideren，chenghuanshenchushoubeiwangpangbianyimo，jieguomodaoyizhenweiliangdekong。
paqilaicemukanzhekongdangdangzhishengxiazijidefangjian，lianserouyankejiandenankan，danlansedeyanmoulimianyezainingjuzhebushuangdeqingxu。
neigegaisidenvren，zuotianbujinzhudongliaota，xianzaijingranhaipaolule。
huiguoshencaifajuezijijingranzaihuiweizuotianwanshangdeshiqing。
danlansedeyanmouweiweimiqi，neigegaisidenvren，chiwanjiujiaodimoyou？
haimeiyourenganzheiyangduita！！！
dengzijizhaodaota，youtahaokande！
zhaodaozijideshouji，chenghuanjizuotianwanshangqingzijihejiudehaoyoudadianhua。
“dazaoshangde，nibushuijuewoyaoshuijue。daraobierendemeimeng，shihuizaobaoyingde。”
beidianhuachaoxingdeqinyan，yuanbenxiangyaobashoujidiuchuqu，jieguokandao‘damowang’debeizhuhaishirenmingdejietongle，zhishigaitucaodehaishiyaotucao。
“zuotianwanshangneigenvren，nibaziliaojiwo。”
“nvren？shenmenvrena。wozuotianxiangjinisongdexiaomeirenlaizhede，danshinibushibuyaoma？xianzaiyijingtangzaiwohuaizhongle，nijiubiexiangle。”
“budui，buhuishiyourenbanijinyuershibaniande**shen，jipoleba！hahahahaha···”