第4章
linyukaichezhewangcunwaizou，wobizheyan，zhengzaikaolvyaobuyaoqushengchengzhaolaozhang，linyuyijiaochache，woshentimengdiwangqianyichong...
toudingchadianjiuzhuangdaochebolishang。
zenmehuishi？woceliankanlinyu。
linyuyongmuguangshiyiwo，qianbian...
chewai，yigenanrenlanzhulewomen。
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kantazheigeyangzi，woduanding，tayidingyoushi。
wodakaichemenxiache，“laoxiang，niyoushima？”
“heihei...”tachaowoziyayixiao，luchumanzuidehuangbanya，“nimenshibushi...laiwenliuyongshiqingde？”
huangyahanziyikaikoujiurangwodachiyijing。
kanzuoyouwuren，woshiyilinyujiangchekaobiantingxia。
shiyihanzidaoyibianshuohua，wodishangyigenyan，bingweitadianzhe：“laoge，guixinga？”
“miangui，wang，sanhengyishudewang，wanggui...”neirenmeimeidexileyikouyan，youfanguolaikanleyanshenyiyan，tandao：“haoyan，haoyan，haishibaijiangjundaijinger！”
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“wangge，nizhidaoliuyongdeshi？”woshitanzhewen。
“dangran...yaobu，wolannimenganma？youbushichibaole，xiande！”
呃，说话真冲。
hechuanqishipenfadedasuanweidaoyiyang，cibidechong。
wangguishuo，taheliuyongshilinju。
jinqi，tafajue，zongyouyigemoshengnanrenchuruliuyongjia。tebieshiliuyongbuzaijiadeshihou...
什么样的男人？
woqiangrenzheneixindejidong，yangzhuangpingjingdewen。
“dagezi，dakuaitou...binihaiyaogao，deyou185...meiciquliuyongjiadoutizhezhurou、yangrouzhileidedongxi...”
“bushitajiaqinqi？”woguyizheiyangwen。
“bushi...woheliuyongshifaxiao，tajiaqinqidourenshi。”
“yaobu，jiushitaduixiangjiadeqinqi...”
“yebushi。”wangguiyaoyaotou，youchoulekouyan，meizizidepinweizhe，“ruguoshiqinqidehua，jiudadafangfangdeqiaomenjinmenjiushile，haiyongdezhedongchouchouxiwangwang，xiangzuozeiyiyang...”
我去...
zheiwangguikanqilaiculubukan，meixiangdaoxinsihaitingxi。
“nishuodeyoudaoli。haiyouma？”woguyichakaihuati，wen：“yourenchuanzheshicunlilaozhanghaideliuyong...tamenlianggezhiqianchaolejia。laozhanghaishuo，zaowandeshaleliuyongni！”
“bukeneng...”wangguitaiqigebo，yongxiuzicalebabiti，jixuchouleyikouyan，“ng，haoyanna！”
cao，wozaitaochuyigenlai，dijita。
weilezheyantazuilipenchudecibidasuanwei，yezijidianleyigen。
linyutinghaoche，songsongkuakuadechaozheibianzouguolai。
“nizheitongshihaoxiong，wobuxiangshuole。”
wangguijielewodeyan，jingran...yaodangtaobing。
“zhei，haimeishuowanni！”wokuxiaobuyi。
“liuyonglaopodanglaoshi...damaxuesheng，zuofengyouwenti...duiliuyongyebuhao...wohuaiyitagaopoxie...”
linyuyuelaiyuejin，wangguiyusuyuelaiyuekuai。
denglinyuzoujin，tatuihouliangbu，diaotoujiuxiaopaoqilai。
yihuierjiuguaijinyitiaoxiaohutong，xiaoshibujianle。
linyucuileyikou，shuolejuzanghua，wenwo：
“zheirenshisheia？zenmeyijianwojiupao？”
“shuoshiliuyongdelinju...tashuo...”wogangyaoshuochuwangguidehuaiyi，cundaoshangzouguolailianggefunv。
lianggenvrenchuanzhehongdibaisesuihuamianao，hongweijinbaozhetou，zhiluchuliangzhiyanjing。
luguowomenshi，butingdedaliangwohelinyu。
linyuchaotamenyidengyan，lianggenvrenlijidixiatou，kuaizouliangbuxunsulikai。
jiezhe，bianchuanlaitamenliangrendexiaoshengdigu：“chuanjingfudouzhenxionga...”
“poanzimeibenshi，chimantoudoulihaizheni...”
“jiushi，wotingshuo，yidunnengchibage...yiguomantou，bugoutamenliangrenchide...xixi...”
“hahaha...nixiaoshengdian。bierangrentingjian，nikanneigaogezidengnini...”
林宇这个气啊。
woshenmeshihouchiguobagemantoule？
zheibushiyuanwangwoma？wuwuwu...
“ha，tamenshiguyiqinide。”wozhaohulelinyuyisheng，hetahuidaocheshang。
zheicaijiangwangguifanyingdeqingkuangyiyigaosuta。
“zheiwangguijiushiyifengzi，shenjingbing...tadehua，bukexin！”linyuxiaodao。
woyaoyaotou，“bu，wojuedetashuodehenkaopu。”
“bushineigelaozhangzuodeanma，zenmeyouhuaiyi...taqizile？”linyubumandedengwoyiyan，“niyoushenmezhengju？”
“meizhengju...woganjue...”
wodehuameishuowan，linyudaduanwo，xiaozheyongliyipaiwojianbang，“ganjuege，buyaotaixiangxinzhijue，poanziyaokaokexue，yaoyongzhengjushuohua...”
tahaiyaoluosuogemeiwan，woyehaobukeqidedaduanta。
“womenzhijiequliuyongjia...huiyihuitadeqizi。”
datingdaoliuyongjiahou，faxianyuanmenjinsuo。
touguoliangshanmenbanfengxi，wokandaoliuyongjiasanjianzhengfangshiwafang，dongxiliangcexiangfangdefangdinggaizhemaocao，yuanziliyangzheji，haiyouyitiaodahuanggou...
tingdaowomenshengyinhou，mengdechongguolai，chongwomenliangge“wangwangwang”zhijiaohuanbuting。
goujiaoshengjiangduimenderenhuanlechulai。
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“zhaoliuyongdexifuer...daniang，nizhidao，taqunalema？”
“tanengquna？zheigedian...zhunzaixuexiaobei...”
laotaitaishuozhejiuyaoyanshangtajiayuanmen。
woganjinshangqiankouzhu，“daniang，xuexiaozai...nagefangxiang？”
“dongbian...sanlidiyuan...”
laorenjia“peng”yixia，guanshangyuanmenshi，zuilihaibumandedunangleyiju：
“jingchazenmeyoulaile？tiantianlai...yezhengbuchugejieguo...yiqunbendan！”
woqu，youzaodaodajile。
yikaishishuoyidunnengchibagemantou，zheihuieryoubeishuoshibendan...
lianxiangdaocunzhangneizongshishangfandebaiyanzhuzi，wodunshimingbaileshenme，“zou，quxuexiao！”
linyubumandedishenghuima：“zheixiahecun，zenmezheimeduofengzi，shengchanshenjingbinga...”
“haola，”woquantayiju，“zanpobulean，renjiayoudianyuanyan，henzhengchangma...zaizheshuo，zanmenchirenjiamantou，yingxiangrenjiaanning...”
“nishaolai，shuoshenmehaotingde？”linyuxiaozhedaduanwo，“...wocaibuxianglaizheili！bushitamenchuanzi，sheilaizheipodifanga...”
我的天呐。
douyoulaosao，douyoubuman。chulewo...
刘永的妻子教数学。
jiaodaozhurenshuo，wanglaoshishiweihenfuzerendehaolaoshi，guanlixueshengtebieyange，tajiaodexueshengchengjiyizhibaochiquanxiaodiyi。
“qingwen，wanglaoshizaijialini？biru，fuqiguanxiruhe？...”
“zheige，fuqizhijiandeshi，womenyebuhaoguowende...”
jiaodaoshanshanyixiao。zhurenhualiyouhuadehuidawoyiju，jiezhebianjiejiwomendaoshui，cuokaihuati。
buzhijiepingshuo，jiuyijingcemianyinzhengleyigeshishi。
——fuqiguanxi，youwenti！