第3章 领证

“yayi,nitingwojieshi!neitianwobeitanjianingxialeyao,weidejiushirangwomenfenshou,jianjiezuzhinichengweitanjiadezhongyaogugan!”

fangyulianmangzhuishangqu,buguyiqiedizhuazhutanyayideyushou!

“什么?”

tanyayitingzhulejiaobu,bukezhixindifanwen:“nishishuonibeipanwo,shitanjianingdeyinmou?”

“meicuo,jiushitamenxianhaiwode!”

fangyufeichangduding,dantanyayiduitazaoyishiqulexinren:“niyiweiwohaishidangchudewoma?wobuhuizaixiangxinnile,niyebuyongjieshile,wobuhuitingde!”

“我发誓!”

fangyujideshuangyanfahong:“woyouzhengju,woyoutanjianingjilizhenxiangzhuanzhangshiduowandejiluhetamendeliaotianjilu!”

“yayi,woqiuqiunixinwoba,yaoshiwopianniwojiutiandaleipi,ruguowoshuodehuayoubanjuzuojia,wohewofumudouhuibudeshanzhong!”

“这……”

tanyayisuiranbuxinfangyu,danyezhidaotashifenxiaoshunde,weilesahuangzuzhoufumuzheizhongshitazuobuchulaide!

jiantanyayiyouxiexiangxin,fangyujimangbashoujidakai,bazhuanzhangheliaotianjietudoujitakan:“zheishizhengju!”

“怎么会这样……”

keshi,tanyayiyehennanxiangxinshiqingdezhenxiangjingshiruci!

xiangqizheiliangnianrangtangmeitanjianingyijiarenchuchuqiru,zijiyijiachengweizuneiheshangliushehuidexiaohua,tanyayijiurenbuzhuhongleyankuang,releiguntangerxia!

wanwanmeixiangdao,jiulianfangyuyeshishouhaizhe!

yedui,zheishishanghaiyousheibitagenglejiefangyuma?tabushineizhongrende!

不过又能如何?

taqueshiheneigenvrenshuile,napashibeixianhai,yeshibeipanlezijibushima?

laotianye,wodaodizuocuoleshenme?yaorucichengfawo?

wushudeweiquchongchizhetanyayidexintou,naoziyipiankongbai,zhiyoureleibuduanhualuo!

fangyuzhidaotananshou,yinciyezaiyipangmeihangsheng,rangtanyayikeyihaohaoanjingyixia。

shuangfang,douxianrulechenmo。

guoleyihui,tanyayicaihuanhuankaikou:“muyichengzhou,rujinwohetanjianingzaojiubushiyigejibiedele,wojimeinenglifuchou,yebuhuizaiheniyiqile。”

tanyayimanyanpijuan,yuqiyouxieyanshi:“zaishuowonainaiyijingheneichaiqianhutanhaole,womeijujuedejihuile。”

fangyuyaozheya,shenshendixileyikouqi,yongwubijiandingdeyuqishuo:“shiqinghaiweichengdingju,haiyoujihuide!zhiyaonihewolingzhengjiehun,nifumuyejiubuhuizaiqiangponijiajineigelaonanrenle!”

“什么?”

tanyayiyanshenshunjianbiandebingleng:“fangyu,niyoushenmezixinjuedewohaihuihenijiehun?buyaoshuowojiarenhenainaiyidinghuifandui,woyebukenengdayingde!”

“不是的。”

fangyuzhejibuyi,yuqizhenchengdishuo:“wodeyisishi,womenkeyijiajiehun,dengguoduanshijianwomenkeyilihunde!”

“erqiewokenqingnimennengjiwoyigegaiguozixinhemibudejihui,bijingyinweiwobeitanjianingxianhai,caihuidaozhinimenjialuodejinrixiachangde,zheibenjiushiwoqiannide。”

“你……”

tanyayibeifangyuzhenchengdetaidunongdexinlihenshitante。

tongshi,naohaizhongbuyoudefuqidangchu‘zhuojian’shidechangjing,shuangmushunjianchongmanleyuanhen!

“hao,jiranshiniqianwode,yeshiniyaoqiubuchangwode,nibuyaohouhui!”

shuowan,tanyayizhuanleyigeshen,chaozhejiudianwaimianzouqu。

fangyuzhuileshangqu:“yayi,niyaoqunali?”

“民政局!”

tanyayilengmodipieletayiyan,danfangyuquemanxinzhenhan,bukezhixindininan:“yayi……tadaying……genwojiehunle?”

zaifangyuhaiweinenggouhetanyayijiehunerzhenjingdeshihou,tanyayiyijinglanjieleyiliangchuzuche:“nijixulengzhejiuzijizuogongjiaochequba!”

“啊?别啊!”

fangyuganjinpaoleguoqu,hetanyayiyitongshanglechuzuche。

yilushang,tanyayiyebulita,fanerchushendikanzhechuangwaidaotuidefengjing。

“雅仪……”

jiandaotaruciqiaocuidemoyang,fangyuxinrudaoge。

tamingbai,shangtianjiranrangtazhonghuoyishi,biranshiyaoduideqizhonghuodejihui,zuiqimayaozuodaonenggoubaohuzijisuozaihuderen。

“yayi,woyidinghuijinixingfudeshenghuode!”

fangyuxinlifashi,zheigexiangfawubidejianding!

congminzhengjuchulai,fangyufangfozaizuomengyiyang,kanzhehongtongtongdejiehunzheng,tadiyicijuedexinlibeitianmanlexingfugan。

“yayi,zhendehewojiehunle。”

fangyuzhijuedebiziyisuan,qidaileliangshidemeimeng,jingranjiuzheiyangshixianle!

dantanyayiquehenshilengmo:“wobuguozailiyongnieryi,nibieyourenhebuqieshijidexiangfa,gengbieyiweiwohuiyuanliangni!dengguoyiduanshijianwomenjiulihun,congcibutuobuqian,buzaixiangjian!”

“jinwanyiyueyicidejiazujuhui,laopoziyaoqiuzhenggejiazuderendoubixudaochang,nijirangenwojiehunle,yedehewoyiqiqu。”

tanyayishuohuadeshihou,yuqihenshibingliang。

fangyuxinliyeshibaliangbaliangde。

tazhidaocishizaitanyayixinli,zijizhibuguoshiyigetaohungongjubale。

tayezhidao,tanyayineixinshenchuzuizhenshidexiangfa,genbenjiubuxiangcanjiazheizhongjiazujuhui。

tanyayidefuqintanyangweishitanlaoyezizaiwaidaihuilaidesishengzi,beitanjialaopozishizuoyanzhongding。

ertanyayiyoushitanyangweifuqilingyangdenver,gentanjiagenbenhaowuxueyuanguanxi,yincizaitanlaopoziyanligengshibudaijianta。

meiyicijiazujuhui,tanyayiyijiazonghuibeizuneideqitarenyigezhongliyouhejiekouchaonongshenzhixiuru。

dangchutanyayiyoudiancainengkeyiweigongsidailaihaochu,zheicaibaozhutamenyijiameibeiganchutanjia。

“laopo,wokendinghuizhunshidaochangde!”

fangyuganjinhuida,tanyayipieletayiyan,bingweihuida,zaitayanli,fangyuyijingbukenengshitalaogong。

tazhishiyigegongjueryi。

tanyayijingzhilanleyiliangchuzuchelikaile。

“yayi,woyidinghuirangnijieshouwode,woyehuirangniguoshanghaorizi,wohuimibunide。”

wangzhetanyayidechedengxiaoshi,fangyudunshixiangqidangnianbeijiannvrentanjianingxianhaideshiqing。

yaobushitanjianing,woheyayizaoyijiehunshengzi!

genjushangyishidejiyi,tanjianingjiajileyigeerliujiazudefuerdaichengleshaonainai,riziguodetebieshufu!

fangyuyanli,luchuyiguzenghen:“tanjianing,zheiyishiwohuirangniyiwusuoyou,yibubuzouxiangziwohuimie,wanchengwodefuchou!”

bangwanshifen,jiulanlechezhunbeiquhaotingdajiudian,gentanyayihuihe。

tanyayiyijinghuanleyishenlifu,meiyandanmo,qizhiqingleng,jirenyizhongbuyijinrendelengmogan。

“zouba,binkejibendoulaile,dannizuihaoyoudianxinlizhunbei,tamendoufeichangtaoyanni,youqishiwodefumu。”

tanyayilengdanditixingleyiju,lvxianchaozhejiudianerqu。

“嗯。”

fangyutamingbaizijijijiangmianduidebujinshitanjiaqinqidechaofengheqingmie,gengzhongyaodeshiyaochengshoutanyayifumudenuhuo。

danzhiyaoxiangdaoyiqiedoushiweiletanyayi,fangyujiuxinliwuweiwuju,bufajiandingdigenzaitashenhou,yitongjinlejiudian。