第1章
冰城科技大学。
xueyuanerxiaoquyouyipiansangshulin,zhongzhizheixiesangshuxueyuanbenlaishiweilelvhuahuanjingde,kejingguolidaixueyuandexuntao,zheilizhujianyanbianchenglexueshengyuehuidechangsuo。
lidelaoyuan,jiunengcongkongqimimanzhongxiudaoaiqingdeweidao。
“yueyue,wojinimailexihuandeningmengzhi。”
yezichenshoulinazheliangbeigangcongxuexiaolengyindianmailaideningmengzhi,genqitadaxueshengyiyang,tatanlenvpengyou。
tazhisuoyilaizheilijiushitadenvpengyoujitadaledianhua,zaishiyouwuxiandebiyishengzhong,taxingchongchongdepaoxiasushelou,mailelengyin......
可是......
啪嗒。
shouzhongdeningmengzhidieluozaidimian,yezichenzhengzhengdekanzheyanqianqiaoxiaoyanrandenvhai,tajiushitarangshiyoujidudenvpengyou,keyanxiadeta,shoubeiqueshiwanzheyigenanren。
“yaoyue,zhei......”
yezichenjihubuganxiangxintakandaodeyiqie,neiqianxiaoyanrandenvhaizuijiaofanqiyimobuxiedao。
“yezichen,fenshouba,zanliangbuheshi。”
huayinyiluo,yuzhiqiandebuxiejieranxiangfandetianmeicongtadelianshangfuqi,tajinjindelouzhuguoqiangdejianbang,qingxiaodao。
“guoqiang,wonanpengyou。”
guoqiang,xuexiaotaiquandaoshedeshezhang,jiadiyinshi,tingshuotabashikaihuagongchangde,laihuixuexiaokaidedoushibaomaxxideche。
“yaoyue,tajiushinineinanpengyou?wokanyejiuyiban!”
guoqiangmianlubuxiedekanleyezichenyiyan,quanshenshangxiajiayiqibudaoyiqiankuaiqiandexingtou,rangtatibuqijingtizhixin。
yaoyuejinjindelouzhuguoqiangdeshoubei,poweirentongdediantoudao。
“shiya,qishiwogentazaiyiqiyejiushiwanwan,qianggecaishizhenai。”
guoqiangxianranhenxiangshouyanqiandeyiqie,tashunshoucongdoulinachujiqiankuaiqianrengdaoyezichenshenshang。
“naqumaijijianhaoyishang,xiangpaoniuniyedeyouziben。”
jieaodexiaozhe,guoqianggouzhuyaoyuedeyaozhibianxiangxuexiaowaidebinguanzoulechuqu。
zicongyezichenjianguoyaoyuezhihou,jiuyizhiyongbeizimengzhunaodaitangzaichuangshang。
susheliderendouzhidaotadeqingkuang,xinzhongxianganweiqueyoubuzhidaogairuhekaikou。
“laowu,qilai,chuquchifanle。”
kangpengzhuailexiayezichendebeizi,kechuangshangdeyezichenqueshimeiyoubandianfanying。
“suanle,laowutaxinqingbuhao,zanmenchuquba,yihuijitadaihuilai。”
sushejirentanzheqicongsushelikai,zhenggesushebiandekongdangleqilai。
叮咚。
叮咚。
叮咚。
yezichenshoujituranjianjicudexiangleqilai,tangzaichuangshangdetayibajiangbeizixiankai,jiangshoujinaleqilai。
tahaiyiweishiyaoyuejitafaxinxi,kediankaiweixinzhihoucaikandaoshiyourenlatajinqun。
“有病吧。”
anmaleyiju,yezichenzhengzhunbeituiqunquerangqunliderenmingjixiyinzhule。
taibaijinxing、caishen、zaoshen、erlangshen、beidouxingjun、taishanglaojun......
这群奇葩什么鬼。
yezichennaodailicishizhiyouzheiyizhongxiangfa。
keshi,zheiqunzenmemeirenjianghua。
叮咚。
qunlituwudechuxianleyigedahongbao,fahongderenshitaibaijinxing。
yezichenguishishenchadedianlexiaqu。
shoumanle,hongbaobeiqiangwanle!
这群不是都死群么?
suishoudiankai‘kankandajiadeshouqi’,yezichenshunjianbudandingle。
zuzuliushiliugehongbao,jingranyishunjianjiudoumeile。
keshangmianqiangdedongxiqueshirangyezichenyoudianmengb,daoxing......
这干嘛的?
kanshangmianshouqizuihaodeleishen,zuzuqiangleyiqiandedaoxing!
nandaoshiqian,neiyaoshiyiqiankuaiqianneikeshidahongbaole,meixiangdaojingranlailegetuhaoqun?
yezichenmomingdeduizhequnyoulejifenqidai。
jiuzaizheishi,qunliderenzhale!
beidouxingjun:haonigeleishen,tiantianqianshuibumaopao,yebukannifahongbao,zenmeciciniqiangdebisheidoukuai。
leishen:buhaoyisi,shouqitaiwang。(houmiangenzhesangexiusedebiaoqing)
erlangshen:niangde,laozijiuliugoudegongfu,nimenjiubahongbaoqiangmeile。taibailaotougoudafang,buguolaozibuzaihuneiwanyi,sheifadianqian,laozijiagoudouelehaojitianle。
zaoshen:neinidezhaocaishen,takeshidahu。
beidouxingjun:zuodengdahusancai。
erlangshen:@caishen,biezhuangsi,wozhidaonizaikanqun。
caishen:dahurangnimenzheimekengyedeesi。(sangebishidebiaoqing)
erlangshen:neinifabufa,bufawojiagoukejiuzhunijiale!
财神:发发发!
叮咚。
pingmushangzaiduchuxiangedahongbao,yezichenshuoshichineishikuai,hongbaochuxiandechanei,tazhijiejiudianlexiaqu。
叮。
shoujiyizhen,momingdeyezichendejianbangyegenzhezhenleyixia。
十元宝。
这又什么鬼。
jiuzaiyezichenhaizaihaoqiyuanbaoshishenmeguideshihou,weixinqunliyouzhale。
yiqunrenquandoushikuacaishendaqide,weiduerlangshenzaineilichangzheheilian。
erlangshen:niangde,caishenninengbunengzaikoudian?
caishen:erlangshenshouhei,neiniguaidezheshei?
meihouwang:haha,wodeer,yaobuyaosunyeyejinizhuandian?
erlangshen:pohou,zhaoda!
haoqixindequshixia,yezichendiankaidajiadeshouqikanleyiyan,caifaxianerlangshenzheijiahuocaiqiangleyiyuanbao。
qunlizhongweidazhexianjiatouxianderenzaierlangshendekaitouxiasibileqilai,yezichenyemeidalitamen,zhishihaoqizheiyuanbaodaodishishenme?
dakaiqianbao,yezichenfaxianzaitadeqianbaoliduoleyigebaibaoxiangdegongneng。
diankaibaibaoxiang,limianbaifangzhejincancandeyuanbao。
提取。
叮。
shifoutiqucaishendejinyuanbao,huilvyijinyuanbaodengyuyiwanyuan。
yiyiyi......yiwan!
yezichenmengzhule,zheiyaoshizhendeqibushishuogangcaitaqiangleshiwan!
骗人的吧?
zhandouzheshoudianletiqu,buduoshi,shoujiweixinshangjiuduoleyitiaotikuanjindutishi。
竟然是真的!
haimeidengyezichenfanyingguolai,youyigetikuanjindutishichuxian。
lingqiantikuandaozhang,tiquxianjin¥100000。
tiquyinxing:gongshangyinxing(9467)
yezichenlianxiangdoubuxiangjiubotongleyinxingdianhua,genjutishiyincaozuo,chaxunyue。
dangqianzhanghukeyongyue,renminbi100003.59yuan。
啪。
shoujicongshouxinhualuodaochuangshang......
真钱!
yezichendouzhandoule,douranjian,guoqiangxiangtashenshangrengjiqiankuaiqiandeneiyimuchuxianzaitadeyanqian。
xiayike,takuaisudechuanshangxiezi,nazheyinxingkajiuxiangsushewaifengleyibandepaolechuqu。
dangshishoudechiru,tayezichenyaojiabeifenghai!