第六章 唐大少的庆幸

buguonvfangshiyujiade,neibujiushiyuxiaoqianma,nima,zheipoxiejuranshiwoweihunqi?tangdashaodunshibeileidelijiaowainen。

yuxiaoqianhetangdashaorenshihenzao,chuzhongshidaijiushitongxue,renzhangdezhayiyankanshangquhaixing,keshishijianzhanglejiumeishaganjuele。xueshengshidaidetangdashaoxuexibuzenmeyang,jiuzhidaoxiahun,zaixuexiaolisuanshichengwangchengbadejiaose。

eryuxiaoqianyesuanshigetaimeijiaose,hetangdashaoyigexingzhi,cengjingyouyiduanshijianliangrenhaipaiguotuo,tangdashaozaijinrudeshihoujiumeiyoupengdaoneicengmo,guoleyiduanshijianyouyuxinggebuhejiufenkaile,ranhougezhaoxinai。

daolegaozhongshidai,yuxiaoqianjiuchenglechumingdepoxie,tangdashaohaicengjingwanxileyihui,zheinvrensuiranbunaikan,chuangshanggongfuhaishimanlihaide。

“zheimeshuo,tamenshilaituihunde?”tangdashaoyilianxijidekanzhetangmu,suiranyijingkanchudianmiaotoule,shengpalaomalaiyijubushi,yaoshiheyuxiaoqianjiehun,haibururangtatangdashaoqusilaidetongkuai。

“en,benlaiwomensuanshibendanghudui,zhishiwomenjiashengyishibaile,tamenjiuganjueniyangbuhuotajianver,suoyiyaoguolaituihun。ai,shitaiyanlianga,xiangdangchuyujiashengyizaoyucuozhe,wokanzaiqinjiadefenshanglaletamenyiba,meixiangdaotamenjuranluojingxiashi。”laobachazuidaotanqidao。

“neijiutuiba。”tangdashaosongleyikouqidao。

“en?niyetongyi?”yujiadenvertayejianguo,zhangdemanbiaozhi,meixiangdaozijierzijuranhaibuleyiyao。

“dangranle,zhiyuyuanyinwodenghuizaigaosunimen。”tangdashaodao。

“yufenglin,jirannimenjiaxiangtuihun,woerziyetongyile,keyi,zheigehun,wotanglongkeyitui,danshicongciyihou,nixingyudezounideyangguandao,woxingtangdezouwodedumuqiao,zanmenjiaoqingjiuciyidaoliangduan。”tanglongchenshengdao。

“tanglaoge,hebini?”yufenglinyezhidaozijijialigandeshibudidao,duitanglongdexingziyehenlejie,zhidaoliangrenjishiniandejiaoqingjiuyinweizheigehunshizuogule,danshiyufenglinyeyouzijiliyou.

laopolazheshuoyaotuihun,benlaizijihaiyouxiebuleyi,danshilaidaozheibuzusishipingmidefangzi,dunshifangxialezijixinzhongdexiangfa,zongbunengrangnveryihoushuidajiekaoniangjiaba,tazijihaiyougeerzini。

“laoyu,renjiadoushuoletuihun,nihaimojishenme?dengrenjiazhendenaqisaobalaigana。”neiyituoshengpatanglongbiangua,lalelayufenglindexiuzichaozhemenwaizouqu。

“neiwomen,jiu,jiugaocile。”yufenglinyiliangangadehuiguotoulaidao。

“en,haode,nimenhaozoua,busonglea,zaijian,e,budui,shiyongyuanbujian,jiandaoneiyituo,zheichifandoumeiweikoua。”tangdashaozaihoumianfengcidao,zaitamenchulemendeyishunjianpengdeyisheng,zhongzhongdebamenguanshang,zhiyuyufenglinhetalaopotingdaotangdashaodegaobiehuiyoushenmexiangfa,jiubuzaitangdashaodeguanzhufanweizhineile。

“lai,xiaomei,shoushiyixiazhuozi,jintiangegejinimailehaoduocai,younizuixihuandegongbaojidinghehongshaoroue。”tangdashaodao。

“ye,youhongshaorouchiai。”tangxiaoxiaowenyankaixindexiaodao,ranhoubengbengtiaotiaodequshoushizhuozi,difangxiaojiushimafan。

tangdashaobashoushangdeshurengzaichuangshang,yejiushitashuideshafa,ranhoubazhenggedabaohefangzaicanzhuoshang,dao:“ba,ma,lai,chifan,menkouchuancaiguanmaide,weidaoyinggaitingbucuode。”

tangmuguolaibangmangshoushizhuozi,ranhoucongbaozhuangdailitaochuyifenfendabaohe,jiekaigaizi,fangzaizhuoshang,kandaotangdashaomailezheimeduocai,bujinzhouzhoumeitoudao:“womenjiusigeren,maizheimeduocaiganshenme,chibuwanhailangfei。”xianzaiqingkuangbubiyiwang,jialimeileshouru,yiqiedouyaojiejianyixiecaixing。

tangdashaozoudaotangmushenbiananzhutadeshuangjian,rangtazuozaiyizishang,shunbiandijitayishuangkuaizidao:“laomanijiufangxinba,nierziyijingbuxiaole,xiaoxiaozhengshizhangshentideshihou,buduochidianzenmexing?zaishuole,nierzixianzaiyebushiwuyeyoumin,chifandeqianhaishinengzhengdaode。”

tangmunazhekuaizixiaoshengdigudao:“danggexuetunengzhuanjigeqian,kongpahaibugounihuadeba。”buguotahenxiaoxindemeirangerzitingdao,zenmeshuodoushierzideyipianxiaoxin,zuomuqindezhiyouxinwei,zenmehuidajini。

zheishi,xiaomeixiaoxiaojialeyikuaitazuixihuandehongshaoroudidaotangmuzuibiandao:“laoma,chikuaihongshaorou,buyaolaodanxinwolaoge,talihaile。”

yizhuorenzuoxialaiweizhexiaocanzhuo,qilerongrong,haihaoshiyuanxingdedabaohe,ruguoshifangzaipanzili,kongpajialidecanzhuohaizhenfangbuxiashijigepanzi。

“niganggangweishenmeyetongyituihun?”laobatanglongbalejikoumifanhouwendao。

“laoba,nibuzhidao,kuizhetamenhaibazijidenverdanggebaoyiyang,genbenbuzhidaotajianveryuxiaoqiandezuofeng。”tangdashaozuilisaizheyikuaijituirou,bianjiaobianshuo。

“zuofeng?shenmezuofeng?”tangmuduizheifangmiansihubijiaomingan,kaikouwendao。

“yuxiaoqianhewochuzhongdeshihoujiurenshi,womencengjingshitongbandetongxue,neihuierwohaihetatanguolianaini,zhishiguoleyiduanshijianxinggebuhefenshoule,daolegaozhongdeshihou,zeze,yuxiaoqiankechumingle,nanpengyounengpaichengyigejiaqianglian。”

dangzhefumudemian,tangdashaoziranbunengbapoxiezheigeciguazaizuibian,zhishiweiwandetidianyixia。

“shenme?nichuzhongdeshihoujiukaishitanlianai?”xiaomeisihuduizheigefanyingtebieda。

“chinidefan,nikeyaojiwohaohaoxuexia,buxuheneixiebusanbusidenanshenglaiwang,buranwodaduantamendetui。”tangdashaozhixuzhouguanfanghuobuxubaixingdiandeng,duiyuxiaomeizaoliandeshiqingyidingyaofanghuanyuweiran。

xiaomeilianseyihongdunangdao:“sheihuihebusanbusiderenlaiwanga。”

“neigeyuxiaoqianzhendeshizheiyang?yiqianzenmemeitingnitiqiguo?”tangmuzhouzhemeitoudao。

“zheizhongshiqingzenmehaoshuoa。”shenmejiaobuhaoshuo,genbenshibuganti,yuxiaoqianguranshiyizhouhuanyigenanpengyou,ketatangdashaozaineishihouyehaobudaonaqu,bachuluobudaichunini,tangdashaokebuxiangbazijidalitou。

“yaoshizheiyangdehua,zheihunshituileyeshihaoshi。”tanglonghuanhuandao。

“en,shihaoshi,haihaotamenzhudongtuihunle。”muqinzuijiaoluchuyisixiaoyi。

“ai,laoge,nibushiqushangbanlema?zenmezhongwujiuhuilaile?”xiaomeizuilisaimanlehongshaorou,haibuwangjilaogegongzuodeshiqing,tingdaoxiaomeidehua,laobatangmuliangrenyetongshikanxiangtangdashao。

tangdashaojiazheyikuaiyouwangwangderoupianzhengwangzuilisong,lengbudingdetingdezheiyijuchadianbaroudiaozaizhuozishang。

xieyanhengletangxiaoxiaoyiyandao:“wodejichutaichale,mailexieshu,huilaizhunbeiebu,dianlixianzaibushihenmang,jinglijiurangwohuilaihaohaokanshu。”

chiwanfan,xiaomeibeizheshubaoqulexuexiao,neixiaoxiaodefangjianjiubeitangdashaozanshizhanju,shiyubenguwanjichuleideshujiyigunaoerbaizaimianqian。

shijianbuzhibujuedeguoqu,shuolaiyeguai,shangxueshihoudetangdashaotebiebuaixuexi,gaokaodeshihouchengjibulixiang,kaozhelaobadejinqiangongshi,jinleyisuoerliudaxue,xueledianjingjiyumaoyi,liushifenwansuideshidai,chengjiyeshiyipingbuxiangbanpinghuangdang。

andaolihaishuoguwanjichuzheimeduozhishi,tangdashaoshigenbenmeixinsikande,keqiguaideshide,tajurankanlexiaqu,haiyikanjiushiyixiawu。

kanleyixiawudeshu,tangdashaozongsuanduiyuguwanjichuyouleyixielejie。

guwanfenweidatikefenweishuhua,taoci,yushilei,jinyinqingtongqi,zaxiangwudalei,wudaleibiezhixiayoubaokuoleruoganxiaolei。

rushuhua,youzitie,guji,hua,bei,mingrenshuxin,shougaodengdeng,zaixifen,huayoufenweishuimohua,sumiao,youhuadengdeng。

taocileikefenweitaoqi,ciqi,zishahudengdeng。

yushileikefenweiyushi,zuanshi,jixueshi,tianhuangshi,feicuidengdeng。

jinyinqingtongqibaokuo,jinyinzhipin,qingtongqi。

erzaxiangbaokuodefanweijiugengguangfanle,muqi,qiqi,youpiao,qianbi,huizhang,jinianzhang,shenzhishishoubiao,xiangji,qichedengdengjiduo,keyishuozhiyaoshijuyoushouzangjiazhidedongxi,doukeyichengzhiweiguwan。

jintiantangdashaozijijianloudelianggexiaodongxi,jiushuyuzaxiangzhongdemuqihehuizhang。

qizhongyibenshuzhongjieshaoledaliangguwanquanzilideyixieqianguizehexinghua。

jianlou:jiushipengdaolebushihuodemaijia,yongdiyushichangdejiagechengjiao,jiujiaozuojianlou,jintiantangdashaoyesuanshijianlelianggexiaoloule。

dayan:dayandeyisiyujianlouganghaoxiangfan,cuobajiahuodangchengzhenwanyi,mailexialai,jiujiaozuodayan。

baojiang:zhiguwanbiaomiandeyicengyanghuawu,wenrunsiyu,yejiao“doufupier”。

zhangyan:qingmourenjijianbiedongxi。

开眼:长长见识。

pengdaoyijiandongxi,mingzhidaoshigejiahuoyanpin,nibumai,keyi,danshinibunengzhijiejiangchulaizheishijiahuo,buranjiuhuidezuiren,zhinengshuokanbuhao,maidongxiderenyejiuzhidaole,buhuijiuchanyuni。

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guwanzheidongxibodajingshen,shuobailejiushikaoyanyanlidedongxi,danshiduiyushenhuaiyinengdetangdashaolaishuodayanzheizhongshiqing,yongyuanbukenengfashengzaitashenshang,bengguanshenmedongxi,youshoushizhiyida,jiunengzhixiaolaili,shengchandeshijiandengdeng。

heihei,xuewanzheixiejichu,jiashangyineng,yihouzanyeshiyimingjiandingdashile,erqieshizuiniushisandejiandingdashi。