第1章
“buguoshigetulibaoshidejianpizi，haizhenbazijidangshaofurenle，yaobushifurenchuanhuan，wojinerfeidasini，pa——”
ruanhelianshangyiteng，tingdaoyourenmata，taqidexingmouyizheng，kandaoyanqianmoshengshiwuzhijingyalepianke。
tashenweiyinengshijidezhanshi，qinengjiaorenqifule！
ruanhecongdishangqishen，shouzhangchengdi，chengyigeyeshoubanfanpudezishi，zhiyaoyiyueerqi，tajiunengzhaileyanqianyijingbeiduizhetadelvyinvrendenaodai。
俯身一跃！
quezhipuchuqukankanbanmiyuan，lianrenyijiaodoumeipengdao。
ruanhemengle，yinengni？tinengni？
lvyinvrenyiranchumen，tazhengyulvshunzheiyichangbiangu，naozhongturanyizhencitongchuanlai。
zaizhengyanshi，daanhuzhiyuchu。
haoxiaoxishitachuanyuele，zaiwensuoweiwendedahewangchao。
yuanzhushihetatongmingtongxingdenongjiashaonv，beinituizidiexieensongjinleyonganhoufu，hegongjibailetang，chengleneiyuanzaibianguandazhangdedashaoyemuyunxiaodeqizi。
huaixiaoxishi，muyunxiaobeirenjubaotongdipanguo，beiyasonghuijinghou，songrulegongzhongdingzui。
jinzaoshengshangyinu，zhubiyipi：yonganhoufuboqujuewei，yujuanrucishidechaochenyibingliufangzhinanmanzhidi。
ruanhexinlidadayigewocao。
也太倒霉了吧。
zheiqianjiaogangchengjiangjunfuren，houjiaojiubianjiexiaqiule？
要不然趁乱溜出去？
keyanxiaguanchayijingbazhenggehoufulaolaoweizhu，pashiyizhiwenzidoufeibuchuquba。
ruanhehaicongyuanzhudejiyilidezhihechaoduitaofandechengfajizhong，shenzhikenenglianleiqinzu，rujintashimujiamingmeizhengqudedashaofuren，tayaopaole，yuanzhuniangjiakendingdezaozui。
suanle，zuoyoubushiyaomingdeshier，haishixianliuxiaxuxutuzhi。
lvqingchuhou，ruanhedangjijuedingguadiandongxidaizhebangshen。
manmanliufanglu，shenshangmeidiandongxikebuxing。
buguoyuanzhuzheibubeizhongshidedashaofurenqiongdedingdangxiang，zhiyouyonganhoufuweilezuozuoyangzitiandejigehuapinghaiyoupingfengzhidianqian。
zhiyuhaodongxima......
tabanmizhekanqilairenchuwuhaidexingmou，yanliliqishanguo。
xiangdaolegangcaichouletayibazhangdeyahuanlvluo，zhengshiyonganhoufurenfanglideyahuan，haishigeyidengdayahuan，pingrilizhigaoqiangde，guanhuiqifuxingzirouhedeyuanzhu。
tazouzhiqianshuohoufurenzhaota！
ruanhejiuchaozheyonganhoufurenzhangshizhudeliuyuejuzouqu。
daoledifang，tacoujinzhangshijuzhudeneiyijianwofang，tingjianlezhangshihelvluodeshengyin。
“haolvluo，zhuzikemeiyoubaitengni，zheixiedongxidoutuofujinile，denghuiernigenzhefurenanpaiderenyazilifu，daoshihouzailiufangdelushangdengzhewomenjike。”
yigemamayuzhongxinzhangdeduilvluodao，zhangshiduanzhuangdezuozaineili，pinpindiantou。
kanlaizheifulidezhuzidouzaimangzhezhunbeihoushouni。
lvluobeizhezhuangyouguizhongcaiwudebaofu，xizizidemaichuliuyueju。
“咚”的当头一下。
ruanheshouqigunluo，lvluofanlegebaiyanjiuhuadaozaidishang。
jianrenyunguoqule，ruanherenglegunbangjiushangxiahaoleqilai，guoran，baofulizhuangmanlejinyinxiruan。
tashoumangjiaoluandebadongxiwanghuailichuai，kedongxitaiduole，yagenbugouchuaia。
zhengchouzhe，zhangxinchuchuanlaiyizhenweiweidecitonggan，ruanheditouyikan，zijideshouxinlibuzhiheshiduoleyigeqiansedetaohuayinji。
taxinshenyidong，suishoumoleyigeqingcidehuaping，huapingshunjianxiaoshi。
空间！
是空间异能！
ruanhelianshangchuxiankuangxizhise，zheikeshitashangbeizizuiyanchandekongjianyinenga。
youlekongjian，haipatagechuizideliufang。
jiangconglvluoshenshangsouguadaodecaiwutongtongdiujinkongjian，bingqie“papapa”dechouletajishigebazhang，jiangtadeliandoudazhongle，suanshitisiqudeyuanzhuchulekoueqi。
shouwanqian，chuleqi，ruanheyougengzhongyaodeshiqingyaoban！
fulizheihuierzhengluanzhe，famainucaide，kudiehanniangde，naochengyituan。
ruanhemodaohoumenkouyinbidedifangdunzhe。
chaojiadeguanbinghaiweidao，zheilishihoufuweiyihainengjinchudekouzi，fuliqianlesiqidexiarenfamaidoudecongzheierzou，zhangshijirannengrangbinvdaizhebaofuchuqu，xiangbishimaitonglehoumenkoukanshoudeguancha。
tajiuzaizheishouzhe，shuobuzhunyouqitashouhuo。
guobuqiran，jihumeigeyikezhong，jiuyouyigeyahuanhuozhemamabeizhebaofuguolai，ruanhezhijiexiaoshouyihui，quandouxiaona。
tayebuzhidaosouguadeshinayifangnagefurendecaiwu，zhizhidaofeishuibuliuwairentian，buyaobaibuyao！
dengzaiyeqiaobujianrenlaile，ruanhezhuantoujiuzhibenhouchu。
yaoshuozheishengzhixiadeyeshicunni，qianjiaoshangwufancaizuohao，houjiaochuanzhidetaijianjiujinmenle。
zuohaodefancaidouhaimeilaidejichini！
houchuderenyezaodoupaodemeiyingerle。
ruanheyijiaotajinhouchu，jiuqiaojianzhuoshangmanmandemeiweijiayao，douhaimaozhereqierni！
malashengchaoji，duojiaoyutou，hongshaojiza，xiaochaorou，suantaibaochaolarou，baochaoshanduan，hongshaoluosiji，xiangjianzhushou，gongcaichaoluorou，qingshaorouwantang。
yikanjiushixiangcaichushideshouyi。
zaikanlingyizhangzhuozi，xianggucaixin、xihucuyu、chaxiangji、xihuniurougeng、baiyudoufugeng、niurubaiyugao......
zeze，fulihaiyouhuizuohangbangcaidechuzini？
jiekaiguoyichou，manmanyiguodamifan。
ruanhedangjishengleyiwanfan，gaileyipanzihongshaojiza，meizizidechileqilai。
qitacaiquandoudashouyihui，shourukongjian。
ruanheyibianchi，yibianbuyilehudeshouzhecai，shouwancai，tadeshouyoupenglezhuangmidedaizi，zheimehaochidedami，bixuyaoshoushoushou！
haiyouchufanglidetudou、hongshu、douzi，shoushoushou！
腊肉，收收收！
ganhaican、ganmuer、meigancai、geleiganhuo，shoushoushou！
haiyougeleidiaoweipin，haiyouyixiebianxieshidexiaoluzihaiyouguowanpiaopenzheixie，ruanheyeshoulehaojitao，tahaichenjinzaifengkuangsaohuodekuangxili，ziranshijianshashousha。
yonganhoufuyigongsanbaiduokouren，yigehouchudedamiheshicaijiaqilaiyeyoujinjiqianjinle，dengtamangdechabuduole，chaojiadeguanbingyedaole。
ruanheheyonganhoufuderenyikuaibeigandaoletingyuanli。
guanbingtaileyixiangyouyixiangdejinyincaiwuchuqu，yonganhoufuliangtingshangdeliuliwadoubeikoulexialai，haiyoujizhixianglejinbiandeyehuyebeilinzoule。
zheichaojiachaodezhenshiganganjingjing。
ruanhedunzaidishangzhengdalexingmoukanzhe，zhijuetongxinjishou！
guaizhiguaiyuanzhurufutaiwan，duineixiebaobeikufangyiwusuozhi，baixialeneimeduohaodongxia！
tazhengkandezhuanzhu，turanbeiyigudalituidaozaidishang，yigefennudechizeshengxiangqi，“laofuren，gunainai，jiushiruanhezheigekexing！shitakelezanjia！”