fansile，buzhidaotayouqichuangqidema？
jiangyuxilexilian，nayuanzhudehuazhuangpinzailianshangpailepai，chunsepaibai，chuanlejiandandebaichenshanheikuzi，toufalingluandetiezailianshang，hunranyifushangxinyujue，jingshenweimidexingxiang。
darentashishanzhang，keshiyoushihouduiyufanjianderenlaishuo，dongshoufanerbudui，daoburuzoutamendelurangtamenwulukezou。
关门打狗不爽吗？
zaixiandai，takeshibeizhelaoyezijinxiuguoliangnianyanjide，suishuobushangjingzhandangouyong！
“nimendoubuzhidaowozheigezhinv，wonvererzihaoxinlaipeizheta，zhaoguta，taquedawolianggehaizi，haizibeihedeyiwanshangmeishuizhe，woshenweiqinmakanzaiyanlitongzaixinli，dazaoshangworenzheweiqulaijitasongfan，qiaolebantianmenyebuxialoukaimen，kendingshiyinweidarenkuijiule！”
“yihuihaizixialai，nimendoubangwoquanquanta，doushiyijiarenwoyebuguaita，rangtabieduozize！”
“duohaodeshenzia！jiangyuzhiqianbushitinghaodema？zenmehaidongshoudarenni？”
gazhiyisheng，menbeidakai，jiangyuliansecanbaifuzhumenkuangchengzheshenzi，haosixiayimiaojiuyaodaozaidishang。
“kekeke……，kekeke……”
jiangyuganjuezijixiayimiaoyaoketule，jimangshoulehuiqu。
“shenzi，wogangshuizhejiubeinichaoxingle，niganggangshuodesha？”
zhouweikantazheifuyangzidoubeiheleyitiao，ziconglaoyeziqushitamenyekuaiyigexingqimeijianjiangyule，meichengxiangzheihaizixianzaichenglezheimoyang！
“aiyouhaizi，ni，nizenmechengzheiyangle？kuaijinwuxiezhequ，biezhanzhele，”daniangzouguoqufuzhujiangyu，mozhetadegeboxintengdeaiyouaiyoude，“zheidoushouchengshenmeyangle，jiangdagezouleniyeyaoguhaozijia！nizheirangtakanjianlehaibushiyaoxintengsile！”
“shibushitamenmeizhaoguhaoni，jintianqudaniangjiachifan，jinizuonixihuanchide！”
jiangyeyerenpinhao，zhouweidelinjujiumeiyoubukuatalaorenjiade，jiangyupiqidalediandanrenyebucuo，sheijiayounandouhuishenshoubangyiba，tamenyedoushikanzhejiangyuzhangda，zaojiudangchengzijidehaizi！
ziconglaoyezichushi，zhouweidelinjudoushangmenanweita，pataezhe，gangkaishidoujietizhejitasongfan，zhidaojiangshichangyijiarenmaochulaishuoyaozhaogujiangyuzheicaibuzaisong！
yuanqinburujinlinyoushihoushuodejiushizheigedaoli！
jigedaniangdouzouguolaiyi**jikaizhanzaipangbiandejiangshichangheliuping，xintengdeweizhejiangyuxuhanwennuan。
liupingqideyaosi，zheigejiantiziyoushenmehaoanweide，zuotiantamenliangkouzimeizaijia，jintianyizaohuilaijiukanjianerzixianggeshaziyiyangzuozaijiamenkou。
yiwencaizhidao，lanrujingranbeijiangyudajinyiyuanle，renxianzaihaizaiyiyuantangzheni！
tadangjijiuyaonadaolaishalejiangyu，beijiangshichangyijuyidajuweizhong，jintianyoutahaoshoudequanlexialai！
renzheweiqumailezaofanjitasonglai，benxiangzaizhouweilinjumianqianmaican，quemeixiangdaotabizijihaihuimaican！
liupingyanjingbiedetonghongliuzhelei，bazaofanjudaojiangyumianqian，“nizheihaizizajiushibutingquanni，wojinizuofanniyebuchi，eshouledajiahuokendingdouyaoguaiwole！”
biekantaxianzaidishengxiaqideyangzi，sidixiameishaochaomayuanzhu，yejiushixinaotaichenggong，buranyuanzhuningyuanyusiwangpoyeyaogentagan！
jiangyukebuganjietadezaofan。
“kekeke…，shenzinizuodelajiaochaorou，laziji，lajiaoniurou，quandoushilade，wochangweibuhaochibuxia！yebuguaishenzi，kenengshiwotaitiaoshile，doushiwodecuo！”
“nijiushizheimezhaoguyuyatoude，nixinbuxinlaoniangnareyouguannizuilikanninengbunenghexiaqu，quququ，yiqunmeihaoxinde！”
“zheishiwodecuo，shishenzimeikaolvqingchu，keniyebunengduilianggedidimeimeidongshoua，lanruhejunyihaizaiyiyuantangzheni，nizheihaiziyouqiwangwoshenshangsa，bieqifutamen，tamenhaixiaojingbuqinizheteng！”
shuowan，liupingweiqudepazaijiangshichangshenshangkuleqilai，jiangshichangshiwangdekanzhejiangyu，“benyiweinimeilejiarenshigekeliandehaizi，quemeixiangdaonizheimebudongshi，nigenwoyiqiquyiyuanjididimeimeidaogeqian，zheigeshijiuguoqule。”
“kekeke…，wozheiyangzenmedadeguolianggedidimeimei，wozuotianyizhizaiyeyefangjianxiangyeye，zenmehuidatamen！”
yitidaojianglaoyezi，jiangyuyankuanghonglehong，yankuanghanleiyaodiaobudiaodekanzhezhouweijigeshenzidaniang。
“xinkujigedaniangjiwozuogezheng，woelejitianquanshenmeiliqi，zenmedadeguojiangjunyiyigedaxiaohuozi！”
zhabazhetonghongdeyanjingzaidaniangshenshangnieleyixia，“daniang，tengma？”
daniangganshouzheshouzhangxinzhongjiangyuluorendegutou，nalihuixiangxinjiangshichangdehua，dangjibatadijipangbiandelaojiemei，zhizhejiangshichangdebizijiukaishima。
“nigebieduzi，caibayuyatoujiaojinimenjitian，haidangzhenyiweijiangdaborenmeilejiumeirenjiyuyatouchengyaole，wopei，nimenyijiazidadeshenmezhuyibieyiweiwomenbuzhidaoganjinjiwogun，buranwobalenidepi！”
“yuyatouniewodejinghaimeixiaojizaizidani！haidaren，wokanshinimenxianglaieqiandeba！”
“ni，zheishiwomendejiashi，guan，guannishenmeshi！”
“yuyatoujiushiwodehaizi，nishuoguanbuguanwodeshi，nibuzoufeidengzhewonazhesaozhougannima？”
liangrenyaopaobeijiangyujiaozhu，“ershuheshenzipaozheimeyuanlailezenmenengbujinwuhebeishuini！waimiantianqizheimerejinwuxiexieba！”
daniangbuzhengqidekanzhejiangyu，“nizheiyatoujiushixinyantaihaole，rangtamenjinshenmejiamen，nazhesaozhoudachuquyanbujianxinbufanniyenenghaohaoxiexie！”
jiangyuxuruodexiaolexiao，“daniang，tamenbijingzhaoguwozheimezhangshijian，haishiwodezhangbei，jiwanshuihehaishiyinggaide！”
jiangshichangheliupingkantazheiyang，kanzhezhouweiderenlenghengyisheng，yiqunduoguanxianshideren，zhei**beitamenhonglezheimejiuqishizheixierensanyanliangyulejiunengshuopode！
jiangshichangheliupingxianglaishimeinaozihexingzibaode，buranyebunengjiangzubeiliuxiadezichanquandouhuihuoguang！
qishi，tadieyijingkuaihuihuowanle，zhiliujijiangshichangyidiandianpimao！
liangrenjizouweizaijiangyushenpangdedaniangchaowulizoujinqu，jigedaniangyeyaogenzheyiqijinqubeijiangyuyanjishoukuaidelazhu。
tamenjinqule，zijizenmeguanmendagou！
“shenzi，tamenbuganduiwozenmeyangde，nimenfangxin！”
“ai，nizheihaizi，zhenshidoubuzhidaorangwoshuoshani，xingle，nizijikanzhebanba，youshashijiuhanwobiebuhanrangwodanxin！”
jiangyulianliandiantou，jigedaniangzoule，weizaiyibianderenkanmeirenaokanleyedouzoule！
jiangyuzhanzhishenzi，yanmoulenglexialai，zhuanshenguanmen，shouzhiyiniujiangmensuoshang。
好戏要开场了！