第3章
“dongxishizhenshijia，yishibianzhi！”
chenxuandashouyihui，mingrennalaitanbi，suijibizoulongshe，shenqingzhuanzhudizaizhujianshangzuohua。
“装神弄鬼！”
murongyanfanlegebaiyan，kanzhezhuangmozuoyangfuanzuohuadechenxuan，meimouzhongbuyoudeluchujifenxianezhise。
nihaodaiyeshihuangjiazisi，jiusuanshisi，yesideyoudianguqixingbu！
真是悲哀！
murongyanzhenggankaizhe，chenxuankuaibushangqian，jiangzhujianwangtamianqianyipai。
“murongshaojian，ganjinanpaishouxianenggongqiaojiangganzhiba，wofuhuanghaidengzhejiajiangwoni！”
murongyanpiepiezui，buyiweiyidimiaoleyanzhujian。
xiayimiao，murongyanshunjiandengdameimou，jiaoquyizhan。
zhei......zheituhaoxiangyoudiandongxi！
jianjiemingle，bilijingzhun，gouzaofenming，yikanjiuchuzixingjiazhishou。
danzheitulidedongxi，xiqiguguai，wensuoweiwen，daodixingbuxinga？
“咦？”
murongyanmiandaichiyidetankaizhujian，dangtademuguangluodaodisanfucaotushi，bujinqingyileyisheng。
“jiudianxia，nibushizhishejilelianggejunguozhongqima？zenmeyoudisanfucaotu？”
chenxuanweiweiyixiao，“e，zheishiwozijiyonglaisuibianwanwandexiaowanyi，buzhiyiti，nirangrenzhaozuojiushile。”
“是，九殿下！”
murongyanshenshenkanlechenxuanyiyan，nazhezhujiancongcongliqu。
lianggeshichenhou，sangexinxianchuludeyangpin，yiyibaifangzaigonganshang。
咔咔！
chenxuannaqidiyigeyangpindezhuduolingjian，shoujiaomalidikuaisuzuzhuang。
“jiudianxia，ni......nishejidezheidongxi，daodishishenmegui？”
murongyandingzheneiguaimoguaiyangdechengpin，eranwendao。
“dangranshinengdiaodaxiongnudejunguozhongqile，hainengshishenme？”
chenxuanxixueyixiao，gaodinghoulinzhedongxibianzou。
“jiudianxia，dengdeng，xiaguanyequ。”
murongyanduoleduojiao，limagenleshangqu。
zaitakanlai，chenxuanshejidezheixiepowanyi，kendingmeishenmeyong。
zijidegenguoqukankan，miandechenxuandaoshitianbuzhichi，jiangzerentuidaojunqijiantoushang。
......
皇宫金銮殿。
huidizhenghedachenshangliang，gairuheyingduixiongnuzaibianjiangdetiaoxin。
yidaoyiqifengfadeshengyinturanchuanlai。
“fuhuang，erchenjiangdongxinalaile！”
zhongrenniutouyikan，zhijianchenxuanlinzhezaoxingqitedezhanggong，dayaodabaidizoulejinlai。
zaitashenhou，haigenzhemanlianhaoqidemurongyan。
huididingzhechenxuanshouzhongguaimoguaiyangdefuhegong，meitouyitiao：“zheijiushinikoukoushengshengshuodejunguozhongqi？”
“是的，父皇！”
chenxuanjiangfuhegongshuangshoufengshang，zhanxianzaizhongrenmianqian。
“zheilianggemulunshifuhegongteyoudehualun，yunyonggangganyuanli，keyirangsheshoujieshengbachenglidao。”
“ruciyilai，zheifuhegongzhixuershijinlidao，biannengshechubaijinzhijian！”
“cigongwulunshishechengshesu，weilijingzhundu，douyuanchaoputonggongjian，keyiwanmeikezhixiongnu！”
“he！jiudi，wokannizhenshifengmole！”
chenxuanhuayinweiluo，chenmichixiaodao：“zheiwanyiyenengchengweijunguozhongqi？”
“lianggemulunbulunbulei，gongbuxianggong，nengbunengshejiandoushiwenti，gengbieshuoduikangxiongnule！”
“nijiunazheiwanyihunongfuhuang，zhenshihaodana！”
chenxuanpielechenmiyiyan，yuqiqingmiedao：“sange，nibudongjiubieluankaiqiangle，miandenaolexiaohua，diulezanhuangjiadetimian！”
jiangyongyetiaolechulai，mianlubiyi：“jiudianxia，nidangwomenshibudongshachangde**ma？”
“junzhongzuidingjiandeshensheshou，yezhinengkaiqishigong，kankanbaijinzhili。”
“ninianshaowuzhi，hedehenengzaochurucishenqi！”
zhichisanhuangzideyibangwenchen，yezhanchulailuojingxiashi。
“jiudianxia，junqianwuxiyan，niyetaiguofangsile！”
“zheipowanyizenmekenengshechubaijinzhijian？jianzhihuatianxiazhidaji！”
mianduichenmijiangyongdengrendezhiyi，chenxuandanranyixiao。
“真金不怕火炼！”
“yuqilangfeikoushe，sangeniweihebuqinzixiachanghewobishiyifan，rangfuhuangpingpanyoulie？”
chuanyueqian，chenxuankeshizishengongjianaihaozhe，daizhefuhegongnaguojigeyeyubisaideguanjun。
chenmichixiaodao：“jiudiniquedingyaoziquqiru？”
“sangezuoweihubizuoweizhihuishi，congxiaogongmaxianshu。”
“suiranjianshubibushangjunzhongneixieshensheshou，danshengniyizhishoujiugoule！”
chenxuandanranyixiao，“xiwangdenghuisangenihainengxiaodechulai！”
“fuhuang，sangeyijingdayingheerchenbishi，haiqingninchengquan！”
huidichenyinpianke，diantouyingxu，“yehao！”
“ruguoninengyongzheigong，zaiyanwuchangshengguonisange，zhenjiusuanniying！”
“ruruobuneng，hengheng，kanzhenzenmeshoushini！”
huidiyishenglingxia，zhongrenlijiyibuhuanggongyanwuchang。
zhongmukuikuizhixia，chenxuanshouchifuhegong，zixinmanmandizhanzaibaibuzhiwaidejianbaqian。
zaitashenpang，sanhuangzichenmishouchiputongzhanggong，xintoulengxiaobuyi。
zaitakanlai，laojiuzheifeiwunengshejichushenmehaodongxilai！
yongzheizhonglajiwanyihetabishi，chunshuzhaonve。
jiangyongzuijiaoweiche，manlianbuxiediwangzhechenxuan。
zheiwonangfeijiaojinnaozhi，yezhinengxiangchuzheizhongchunbanfalaituoyanshijian，gouyancanchuan。
蠢货就是蠢货！
“开始吧！”
zheishi，huidiyishenglingxia，sanhuangzichenmilvxianlamangongxian，yujianjisheerchu，wenwenmingzhongbaibuzhiwaidejianbajiuhuan。
“hao！sanhuangziweiwu！”
“sanhuangzinengwennengwu，bukuishinianqingyibeizhongdeqiaochu！”
jiangyongdengrenxixiaoyankai，huanshengleidong，weichenmidashengjiaohao。
“呵呵，九弟！”
chenmideyiyangyangdao：“nizenmebushea？”
“gaibuhuibeisangehedetuiruanleba？”
“jiuzhei？”chenxuanpiepiezui，“wobishangyanjingdounengmingzhongjianbahongxin！”
嗖！
huayingangluo，yidaolinglidepokongsheng，zaiyanwuchangzhouranxiangqi。
zhongrenganjueyanqianyihua，zhijianchenxuanshouzhongyujiankuangbiaoerchu，hongdeyisheng，zhijieshechuanyuanchujianbahongxin。
yushiweishuai，shenshenmeirujianbahoufangwushibukaiwaidehongsegongqiang！
“zhei......zheizenmekeneng？”
jiangyongyanjingdengdeliuyuan，manliandenanyizhixin。
chenmidailenglengdiwangzheyuanchuhongsegongqiangshangdepodong，liangyanfazhi，xiangshibairijianguiyiban。
“bukeneng！zheijueduibukeneng！”
“yidingshiwoyanhuale！”
qunchenchengmujieshe，yipianhuaran。
sheidoumeixiangdao，jiuhuangzizuoweigongrendewonangfei，shejidefuhegong，jingrankongburusi！
murongyanwuzhejiaoyanhongchun，meimouzhongyicailianlian。
tabenyiweijiuhuangzishibudongzhuangdongdecaiji。
meixiangdaorenjiashinengzaochushengongdechaojidashen！
huidijingshendazhen，conglongyishangyiyueerqi，kuaibulaidaochenxuanmianqian。
“xuaner，nizheifuhegongjingyouruciweili？！”
“zhenbushizaizuomengba？”
chenxuanxiaozhejiangfuhegongshuangshoufengshang。
“fuhuangburuqinshoushishi！”
呵！
meishilaojiu，youshixuaner。
zheigouhuangdihaizhentemexianshi！
huidixingchongchongjieguo，zaichenxuandezhidianxia，lakaigongxian。
“fuhuang，zheishiyongyumiaozhundejiancedian，niyongtaduizhunjianbahongxin，wenzhuhousongshoujike。”
huidilakaigongxianshi，bianganjuebuduijing。
nianlaotishuaihou，talianwushijindezhanggongdoulabudong，xianzaijingranyichangqingsongdijianggongxianlaman。
erqie，lamanhoushifenshengli，keyizhuanzhudimiaozhunyuanchujianba。
zhenggeguocheng，sihualiuchang，wubiqieyi。
嗖！
huidipobujidaidisongkaigongxian，zhangjianpokongerqu，kuairuoshandian，congbaibuzhiwaidejianbaguanchuanerguo。
“bixiashenyongwudi，yijianchuanxin！”
“bixialaodangyizhuang，yijianmingzhongbaxin，kexikehe！”
qunchenhongranjiaohao，mapilianlian！
huidiyangtoudaxiao，xinxiruokuang。
“lianzhendounengshechuanbaibuzhiwaijianba，zheifuhegongguozhenshishenqi！”
“ruciyilai，ququxiongnu，zhenyouheju！”
“tianyoudayan，rangzhendeciqilinzi！”
huidixinhuaidaweidipaizhechenxuandejianbang，zhenggerenxingfenbuyi。
chenxuansixiaofeixiaodisaoleyanchenmihejiangyong。
“三哥，蒋大人。”
“buhaoyisi，rangnimenshiwangle！”
“xianzaikanlai，shiwoyingle！”
啪！
jiangyonglianseyizhi，fangfolianshanghenhenaileyierguang。
tazuoweichaotingzhongchen，beichenxuanzheizhonghuangmaoxiaozidangzhongdalian，keweiyanmiansaodi，bietiduobiequnanshoule。
chenmilianseyizhenqingyizhenbai，muyupenhuo。
他娘的！
meinongsilaojiu，hairangtazaifuhuanghequnchenmianqian，dachufengtou。
这特么算什么事啊！